World Full of Idiots Hits 40,000 hits

Sometime, this afternoon, we had our 40,000 pageloads, 20,000 unique visitors and over 2000 returning visitors since we stated tracking back in March of 2009.

Crazy and fucking awesome for a three guys with shitty attitudes, poor social skills and barely veiled agendas.

Thanks for reading, please keep it up and tell your friends and we actually could hit 100,000 hits by this time next year.

Sinead O'Connor's Open Letter to Pope Benedict

On December 20th, 2010, Sinead O'Connor posted on Huffington Post the following.

This is an Open Letter to Pope Benedict on behalf of all victims of child sexual abuse by catholic priests; on behalf of all catholic people, and all honorable catholic clergy; on behalf of every media outlet under the sun; and on behalf of The Holy Spirit.

Sir,

Some burning questions arise from the following statement you made in your Christmas address to your cardinals on December 20th regarding how it came to pass that the house of The Holy Spirit became a haven for criminals of a sexual nature.

"In the 1970's pedophilia was theorized [by the church] as something fully in conformity with man and even with children."

Please deign to respond to this letter directly and personally and put aside all the pomp and titles and so-called 'proper channels' -- all of which belong not in the 21st century but the 12th and are unbecoming of Christ.

Exactly who held the theory that pedophilia was fully in conformity with man and with children?

Please give us their names.

Exactly when did they hold this theory?

Exactly when if ever did they cease holding the theory?.

Why was this information not given to victims?

Why was it never given to any commissions of inquiry or civil authorities?

Why in all the years since these scandals broke out was yesterday the first mention of this information?

It is highly disrespectful of the victims that you would throw this out as an aside remark and not present yourself for questioning on such a very serious piece of information which would be key in the potential recovery of the church.

The Holy Spirit requires you to familiarize yourself with honesty and respect if you retain any desire to salvage the remains of the church which has been ruined by its being allowed to live by its own laws and not God's

~ Sinéad

I'd add to it but I think she said it just right. What do you think?

A real story run on the BBC's website

I pay attention to as little "NEWS" as possible, especially television news! As you all are probably aware by now, I believe that great "mind eraser" most hominids enjoy wasting what little time they have on this Mortal Coil, peering into it's cold, dead eye with slack-jawed amazement, being lulled into lives lived in sound bites.





















I do upon occasion read news in print or more sparingly read it on line. For the most part "news" isn't even news, it's gossip and propaganda. Plus, it either depresses or angers me, and we all know I DONT NEED MORE ANGER.
I will share with you this piece of propaganda I read recently from the BBC.
The story states that the U.S. will soon be taking action against on-line pharmacies and their practice of either offering expired or bogus pharmaceuticals.
This is the basic premise of the story, which I agree that the amount of pharmacy spam we all seem to hear about and the operation of unlicensed pharmacies is a valid thing to be concerned about. The meat of this article to me is this quote, "Those who sell prescription drugs online without a valid prescription are operating illegally, undercutting the laws that were put in place to protect patients, and are thereby endangering the public health," said Victoria Espinel, US intellectual property enforcement co-ordinator, in a statement.
Anybody get that?! It's not the quote itself, but the person making the quote. Still don't get it?! Ok, U.S. CO-ORDINATOR OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ENFORCEMENT... Still not sure what I'm on about?






















How could anyone readily accept a statement like that? Telling us that undercutting laws put in place to protect patients is the prime directive; when it's being spoken by someone that clearly has a different job to perform altogether?! Her job isn't to worry about patient health!!! Her fucking job seems to have more to do with protecting patents, hence her goddamn title! MAYBE SHE DID SAY PATENTS AND WAS MISQUOTED? bwahahahaaa!!! Prolly not!
And what does that usually entail these days!???? PROTECTING SOME LARGE CORPORATION, that really doesn't need so much protection in today's environment , FROM LOOSING OUT ON A FEW MORE QUADRUPLE BILLION DOLLARS IT NEEDS TO BETTER QWELL OUR MINDS INTO SUBMISSION!!






















People really need to pay attention to this sort of asshollery and at the very least take note of it or, better yet call BULLSHIT on reporting like this! News needs to be critical of such things! There are too many non-thinkers around already and we don't need to incubate more for god sake! People! Listen, you may think I'm whacky, crazy, funny, not funny, stupid, boring, or many other descriptors; but you need to understand what's going on here! This isn't an aberration or is it just about this illustration at all!
It's a bit off topic, not really, but do you know what's about to get passed by congress in the very near future? Something that, I would hope would cause us all outrage. I've talked about it before... NET NEUTRALITY! And do you know where your going to see things happen first?!? Do you have a smart phone?! Do you like how much info and freedom it's given you?!? Well, get ready to have a data charge tacked on if you like to say, use Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, etc.
Courtesy of those lovable Teddy Bears known as Verizon, AT&T, Sprint, and surprisingly... Google!
Although they would seem to be shooting themselves in the foot to have a YouTube fee tacked on to every phone users account, unlessssss.... They know something we don't know... I could personally not care two solid brass shits if they taxed and surcharged those three I just named till they sink into oblivion. But I would be against that happening for the sake of the greater freedom to have an open, non-channelled, bottle-necked web, than the alternative!
I do digress somewhat...
The point is this really; WE, that means YOU AND I, need to get our heads out of the sand and stop this buffoonery from multiplying exponentially till all of a sudden, instead of staring at it on your tv screen or that monitor, or phone... We really will be SOYLENT GREEN!
Whatcha gonna do about it???
That's fine back to your favorite Stupor Bowl commercial brought to you by HitlerYouthOldNavyPepsiAstrazenophobiaCorp!





















ANgRY BRaDY

The Rev's Festive Holiday Poem

My favorite holiday is Christmas,
I love it's festive joy.
The tree, presents and Jesus,
It makes me smile, oh boy!

I wrote this when challenged by Brady,
It comes straight from my heart.
It's not to woo a lady,
It's to outdo Chief, Angry and Darth!!!

Boo ya!!!


The Rev



Christmas Poem

Hickory Dickory Dock
Santa was on my Block
Forgot what he Brought me
Saw my Name marked Naughty
And Moved on to his Next Stop

Winter Sux!!! A poem as such...

S.A.D., the blues, cabin fever, increasing close contact with other "bug ridden bags of flesh", sickness, melancholia, wistfulness, a 4-5 month nature induced prison sentence, beds that want to be stayed in and loathed all the same ( it's warm embrace like being held by Edgar Allen Poe's Laudanum riddled nightmarish mind ), endless seeming 7 pm's when it's actually only 4.
Many questions throughout growing up to the parental figures as to why I had to be born in my ever calling home of Southern Cali, only to be yanked to this sad state of affairs I call Mizzeri!
Well, that's my horse-shit moan of an excuse I called poetry...
Buncha finger snapping, coffee shop hanging Beatnik fags!
The only poet I've ever read that I thought had a modicum of taste, because of his seeming utter dislike for taste in the first damned place was E.E. Cummings!!! Wunderbar! Or some shit...
Later!
Maybe the other knuckle-heads on this site can pound some deep shit out, as a challenge! Yeah! That's it c'mon Chief, Darth, Rev! Give us your best Kahil Gabraun
Have fun kids

ANgRY BRaDY

Merry Khristmas or The Kardashians are The New Addams Family?

There are so many things to say about this picture; I'm not sure where to start. This group of plastic zombies is using this shot for their Christmas card this year.

You know how I feel about photo cards for Christmas, so you I can't wait to get this card. Ok I probably am not on their list, but still...

Why are these assholes famous?

Can you say "pretentiousness"?

Am I the only person that thinks all of these women are weird looking? Jesus Christ, that thing in the pinkish dress looks a linebacker in drag for god sakes.

Why do they look like someone just notified them that Bernie Madoff was managing their money? Aren't you supposed to look like a happy family on your Christmas card, even if you secretly hate your fake tit-ed mother and her androgynous husband?

Are they too cool to smile or has the Botox numbed all their faces to the point that they can't change their expression any more? Even the baby looks pissed off.

The girl standing next to Kim (the one in the white) is like in middle school, so why do they have her standing like a pinup? And why is she wearing gloves...oh I get it she's a Christmas dominatrix.

What the hell is that green thing on the other chick's shoulders. Yet more evidence that you can't buy taste.

The guy at the top of the stairs (yes, the black one) has a pointed head like Ernie from Sesame Street.

The two in the suits look like they were Photoshopped into the shot. She strongly resembles the hermaphrodite from the Crying Game and he reminds me of the asshole brother from Step Brothers; you know that one that looks like a fucked up Tom Cruise that had the whole family singing Sweet Child of Mine in the car.

The baby looks like Eddie Munster, just saying.

Does Bruce Jenner look like he just did a "Got Milk" ad to you? If you ever watched Star Trek Deep Space Nine, ask yourself if that's really Bruce Jenner or Odo.

How did Bruce Jenner get hooked in with this cluster-fuck of retards? I thought he was a pretty normal dude. Guess not.

Anyway take this as an example of what not to do for a family Christmas card photo, or take it as yet another reason to hate the Kardashians.

With all due respect,
The Chief

The Rev's 1st Annual "IF YOU" List



If you...

1. Have a stereo in your car or wheels on your car that are worth more than your car...
2. Wear camouflage in public and you aren't hunting or in the military...
3. Think that your outer self is more important than your inner self...
4. Spend any time at all interested in celebrities' lives or celebrity gossip...
5. Believe in aliens, UFOs or think you have seen either...
6. Love animals more than people...
7. Think because your rich, life is perfect...
8. Think because your poor, life isn't...
9. Don't vote but complain about your government...
10. Put clothes on your pet, carry your pet around in a designer bag or think you should be able to take your pet in any public place...
11. Voted for Barack "Hussein" Obama...
12. Think that alcoholism or drug addiction are "diseases"...
13. Have read more than ten books but not the Bible, whether you believe in Jesus or not...
14. Embrace Socialism...
15. Drive the speed limit in the fast lane...
16. Wear your shirt tucked in but don't wear a belt...
17. Still write a check in a store while people wait behind you...
18. Think marijuana will ever be legalized...
19. Get plastic surgery to look younger...
20. Believe in Evolution or the Big Bang Theory...
21. Think it is better to receive than give...
22. Are continuously stocking your armory in preparation for war with your government...
23. Go in and out of the gas station in hopes the scratch off tickets you keep buying will pay off big...
24. Have a collection of Star Wars figures and you display them for all to see (What up Darth Taco? Shout out!!!)...
25. Are a man and are on Food Stamps...
26. Are anybody and try to sell your Food Stamps...
27. Smoke cigarettes...
28. Smoke a cigarette and talk on your cell phone while driving...
29. View Lady GaGa or Justin Bieber as "groundbreaking" artists...
30. Don't agree with The Rev's "If You" List...

You're a friggin IDIOT!!!!!

Yours Truly,


The Rev

Einstein, Newton and Galileo. Geniuses or Idiots? The verdict is in...



Que pasa paganos!!!  The Rev is back and better than ever.  Today's lesson is about all the time the so-called "geniuses" of the world have wasted on trying to figure out the science of the earth.  There have been billions of dollars spent on research, tens of thousands of books written by pinhead idiots and millions of opinions from the "great minds" of the world about subjects like the earth's roundness, the gravitational field, atmospheric circulation, the number of stars and the hydrological cycle.  The problem with all that is one book already had all the answers and if these idiots would have read it, they would have had much more time to sit around, play cards, smoke weed and whatever else they were interested in, other than wasting time.  So let's talk what the Bible says about some of these subjects, what years these subjects were answered by the Bible and also when the most intelligent men in the world finally answered these questions.  Strap on your dunce caps minions, here we go...

1.  THE EARTH'S ROUNDNESS:

BIBLE:  "It is He that sits on the CIRCLE of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are like grasshoppers; that stretches out the heavens as a curtain, and spreads them out as a tent to dwell in". - Isaiah 40:22.  The book of Isaiah was written between 701-671 BC and it clearly says the earth is a circle or round.  Hmmmm.

MAN:  Men argued for 2000 years over whether the earth was flat, round, triangular and every other geometric shape.  The earth was finally confirmed circular or round in 1492 AD by Christopher Columbus, over 2000 years after the Bible said it was.

VERDICT:  Christopher Columbus, Aristotle and the Greek "geniuses" that all wasted time on this question for two milleniums are all, wait for it..........IDIOTS!!!

2.   HYDROLOGICAL CYCLE:

BIBLE:  "All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full;  To the place from which the rivers come, there they return again". - Ecclesiastes 1:7.  The book of Ecclesiastes was written between 971-931 BC.  This verse clearly describes the hydrological cycle we know of today.

MAN:  "The water cycle, also known as the hydrologic cycle, describes the continuous movement of water on, above and below the surface of the Earth. Since the water cycle is truly a "cycle," there is no beginning or end" is man's definition of the hydrological cycle.  Bernard Palissy was the braniac scientist credited with its discovery in the 16th century or 2400 years after the Bible described it.

VERDICT:  Bernard Palissy is an IDIOT!!!  He would probably roll over in his pagan grave had he known how much time he had wasted researching and writing on this elementary subject.  Moron!

3.  VAST NUMBER OF STARS IN THE UNIVERSE:

BIBLE:  "And as the stars of the sky CANNOT BE COUNTED and the sand on the seashore cannot be measured, so will I multiply the descendants of my servant David and the Levites who minister before me". - Jeremiah 33:22.  The book of Jeremiah was written between 630-580 BC and clearly let's anyone smart enough to read the Bible know that you cannot count the number of stars.

MAN:  For thousands of years up to and including today, man has been trying to put a real number on the stars in the solar system.  As of this year the number was at 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or more.  Are you kidding me?  How about this...YOU CAN'T COUNT THEM ALL, MORONS!!!!!

VERDICT:  Any astrologer from Galileo on is an IDIOT for wasting time trying to count stars, writing articles and books on counting stars and for making other idiots believe you can count all the stars.  We have now wasted around 2600-2700 years on this subject!!!

4.  PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE OF BLOOD IN LIFE PROCESSES:

BIBLE:  "For the life of a creature IS IN THE BLOOD, and I have given it to you to make atonement for yourselves on the altar;  It is the blood that makes atonement for one's life". - Leviticus 17:11.  The book of Leviticus was written between 1440-1400 BC and clearly states that the blood in a creature is the key to life.

MAN:  "Blood sustains life.  It delivers oxygen, nutrients and other essential substances including vitamins and medicines to the different cells in the body.  A deficiency in the supply or quality of blood will impair the quality of life and even compromise life itself".  Well, isn't that an unbelievable, life altering statement made by some "genius" 2500 years after the Bible already told us?  What would we do without the "genius" of man?

VERDICT:  All the doctors, scientists and researchers that wasted time coming up with this groundbreaking discovery 2500 years after the Bible are...wait for it........................IDIOTS!!!!!

5.  ATMOSPHERIC CIRCULATION

BIBLE:  "The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually , and the wind returneth again according to His circuits". - Ecclesiastes 1:6.  Again, the book of Ecclesiastes was written between 971-931 BC.

MAN:  English scientist George Hadley (1685-1768 AD) described the trade winds and was given credit for the discovery of atomospheric circulation in 1753 AD.

VERDICT:  Mr. Hadley, you and everyone before you that wasted so much time and energy on this very elementary subject, are indeed IDIOTS!!!!!

6.  GRAVITATIONAL FIELD:

BIBLE:  "He spreads out the northern skies over empty space; He SUSPENDS THE EARTH OVER NOTHING". - Job 26:7.  The book of Job was written between 1657-1473 BC.

MAN:  The cause of gravity was researched in the 16th century by Galileo, in the 17th century by Sir Isaac Newton and was finally confirmed in 1915 AD by Einstein.  From 1500 BC to 1915 AD there were stories of an animal or giant holding up the earth and countless other myths as to how the world was suspended in the air and rotated.

VERDICT:  Einstein, Galileo and Newton were all IDIOTS!!!!  How many research papers, math equations, hours staring into space and books did these bafoons write about a subject that had been answered thousands of years before and more importantly answered by one book.  Morons!!!!!

You get the point of this article at this point, I'm sure.  I'll save some time and space by rattling off a few more of the scientific subjects it has taken man thousands of years to answer when the Bible had already stated these answers in its scripture:

1.  Only in recent years has science discovered that everything we see is composed of invisible atoms.  Scripture tells us that "the things which are seen were not made of things which do appear". - Hebrews 11:3
2.  Medical science has only recently discovered that blood clotting in a newborn reaches its peak on the 8th day, then drops.  The Bible consistently says in 55-60 verses that a baby must be circumcised on the 8th day.  The following are some of those verses:  Philippians 3:5, Luke 1:59, Luke 2:21.
3.  Science has discovered that stars emit radio waves which are received on earth as  high pitch sounds.  In Job 38:7 God says, "when the morning stars sang together...".
4.  Most cosmologists (scientists who study the structures and evolution of the universe) agree that the Genesis account of creation, in imagining an initial void, may be uncannily close to the truth". - Time Magazine 1976.
5.  Science expresses the universe in five terms:  time, space, matter, power and motion.  Genesis 1:1-2 revealed such truths to the Hebrews in 1450 BC:  "In the beginning (time) God created (power) the heaven (space) and the earth (matter); And the spirit of God moved (motion) upon the face of the waters".  The first thing God tells man is that He controls all aspects of the universe.

We'll get into dinosaurs in another article and whether they lived 100,000,000 years ago or 6,000 years ago.  I don't think your small brainwashed minds could handle it.  The moral of this story is men in all there infinite wisdom are IDIOTS.  There is a book that has all the answers to every question you have about the earth and life.  It's roughly 1200 pages long.  There have probably been 100,000 books spanning millions of pages written by "geniuses" to answer these same questions.  Read it and see for yourself and stop listening to IDIOTS that tell you that the Bible is just a bunch of nice words and rules that was concocted by crazy people to keep you in line.  Every book ever written on Evolution is nothing but a man's opinion and man made drawings that have no scientific evidence to back it up.  Absolutely none.  Not one Bible fact has ever been disproven by science.  It's just a bunch of IDIOTS that get paid to find the next big discovery and that jockey for the next Science or Nobel award so they can say they are a "genius".  Don't be an IDIOT, educate yourself with the only book that has, does and ever will matter in life.  That's my opinion, I could be wrong.  Wait for it.......................NOT!!!!!

This has been a Public Service Announcement from yours truly,

The Rev

Answer Me This!?

That's it.... A short pic post!


ANgRY BRaDY

Idiots At Starbucks

So I'm sitting at Starbucks waiting for someone and it occurs to me "What better time to write down my observations of idiots!"

So my thumbs of hate kick in on my iPhone.

A 20 minute visit to Starbucks is all it takes to accumulate fodder for this site.

I'm sure there are other places as well that would warrant a post as well, but here I am.

Idiot #1

An Indian guy walks in, dot not feather. I go back to my phone. He orders a Caramel Cappuccino. These don't exist so the barista tries to clarify and he gets bothered because he's busy multitasking a conversation on his Bluetooth.

Now he gets all flustered. How dare they mess up the conversation he's having?

Fucktard.

(I'm sure this sounded racist but really, idiots come in all skin colors.)

Idiot #2

Now a Barista has struck up a conversation with another coworker. It seems like every location has one of these baristas on hand. The jaded could-be-a-lesbian. These are the ladies who are just there to slave over your coffee whim. They're not there conversation or a smile. They have the attitude of "Get your coffee and go, breeder."

Anyway, ten minutes goes on about various topics such as smoke breaks, no raises in the future and how her girlfriend works at the other location and she's about ready to quit.

Come on. I'm right here. I don't want to hear this shit.

(idiots are idiots no matter what sexual preference.)

Idiot #3

The guy who comes in for just a coffee with his friend and bitches the entire time, before ordering, during ordering and after ordering about the outrageous price of a coffee at Starbucks. Don't fucking come here douche bag. I know it's more than other places but I think it's worth it. The guy doesn't shut up about it, all the way out to his new Lexus.

(Money can't buy you out of idiocy.)

Idiot #4

A lady enters with three kids dressed in parochial school uniforms. It's early morning so they're probably due at school soon. She orders a coffee for herself and treats for the kids. This is a decent size Starbucks and there's plenty of seats but of course she decides to plop the spawn by me. Five minutes of bratty kids trying to scarf down their cookies while they whine about the other having more chips than them, how Zach is looking at Maddy funny while the other unnamed retard sits there making fart noises. I guess she didn't know they have a drive-thru.

(Idiots breed)

Now of course there were some non-idiot people who came in. Two.

One of them includes me.

(Some idiots blog about shit no one else cares about.)

-Darth

Google, Groupon and The Take Over of The Internet? - UPDATED!

UPDATED AT BOTTOM

Do you know what Groupon is? If not than leave this site and go back to reading the newspaper. 

Yesterday, rumors began to stir in places like the New York Times say that Google is offering Groupon $5,000,000,000 - $6,000,000,000 to acquire the company. (Thats $5 - $6 billion) As I write this they are talking about it on NPR's Market Place.

Groupon is one of the coolest "new" ideas on the internet. "New" in that is a fairly new service, starting in 2008 and "new" in that although I'm sure someone could dig up a earlier version of its services, Groupon was the first that penetrated into as many markets as deeply as they have.

Ok, if you really don't know what Groupon is; its a group-buy type service wherein consumers buy a "groupon" that gives them access to some product or service at a significant discount, typical 40-50%. The group part plays in by the fact that we only get the groupon if enough people buy in.

Now, do you know who Google is? 

If you read here with any frequency you know that Angry Brady would tell you that they are the devil. 

I don't know about that. I typically don't subscribe to the demonization of really anything. I tend to doubt that any company or person is as evil as they can be portraited...

but...

I really don't want Google fucking up Groupon. I don't want Google or any one company in charge of every-fucking-thing I do online. I don't want to hear my kids refer to the whole of the internet as "Google" like my mom calls it "Facebook".

This acquisition will be the biggest Google has made yet, but I don't think it will really put a dent into their piggy bank. If they are ready and willing to spend that kind of jack to increase their long-term ad revenue potential, how far will they really go?

Is Craigslist or Wikipedia next? I read that Amazon might be. Or how about Microsoft, eBay? Not to mention all the european and asian service/sites that most of us are not even familiar with.

They have the resources and the greed to buy them all.

The question is, even though we are a free market and capitalist and all that, should we (Americans, Europeans and Asians, et al) let one company buy up all the innovation in the internet? Do we really want to have one company decide which sites we have access to, because obviously the potential take overs listed above are friendly, for-profit ones, there is nothing to say they couldn't buy up a site to later shut it down.

Yes, yes, I know that the SEC and the Justice Dept. have jurisdiction to prevent that, but only if the merger would constitute a monopoly, which in case you haven't noticed, they tend to let just about every merger go through.

So, what do you think? Do you want Google to control the internet?

UPDATE

On Friday, Groupon announced that it REJECTED Googles take-over offer and that it plans to remain an independent company. It may make an Initial Public Offering in 2011, but will wait until after the first of the year to make any such announcement. YAY! Suck it Google.

The Chief

Trademark this FUCKBOOK!

Another example of a shit-hole company trying to copyright the English language!
Just thought I'd share that with y'all!!!

ANgRY BRaDY

Merry Capitalism-Mas!! God Wants You to SPEND!!

I took this picture today while heading home... It's not even Thanksgiving yet and here in all it's hideous, Walgreens acquired, corpulent upper-middle aged white woman glory; sits all things wrong with how we now "celebrate" Christmas!
Wasn't it just a few short years ago that it was bad form to place Christmas shit out before Thanksgiving?! I mean wasn't it like tradition that it was after Thanksgiving that people went and found a tree, killed it, brought the fucker home and threw lead tinsel and placed dangerous and poorly made Chinese strands of lighted death on it!? I suspect Bear Sterns or
the Dept. Commerce may be in on this...
What was this holiday supposed to be about????

Put this in your pipe and smoke it!

A Real Review or My Birthday Present to Baby Jesus!

I rarely do reviews of anything, but felt compelled to do this one.
I listen to a vast variety of music and musical styles. Anything from Debussy to Charles Mingus, Zappa to Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys, Bob Wills to Hayseed Dixie, Skinny Puppy to Revolting Cocks, Venetian Snares to Boxcutter! I listen to and like most musical styles except corporate radio played slop, AKA top 40.
I have run across a band recently that is rocking my world! I even hear them when I'm trying to go to sleep! When I don't really want to listen to anything, I turn them on. When I think I've listened to them enough, I listen to them more! Maybe I'm nuts, wait a minute, that's already established.

Let me get this straight...

Let me get this straight . . . .

We're going to be "gifted" with a health care
plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't,

Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people,
without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,

written by a committee whose chairman
says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that didn't read it but
exempted themselves from it,

and signed by a President who smokes,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who
didn't pay his taxes,

or which we'll be taxed for four years before any
benefits take effect,

by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,

all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!

What the hell could possibly go wrong?
The Chief (Thanks Cathy)

People Drive Like Shit - Two Examples of Typical Assholes

I've been hanging on to these two stories for a few weeks; wanted to spread out the driving posts a bit.

About three weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, I'm approaching at a stop light onto a very busy 4 lane street. The drive I'm on is not really a street just serving as access to a chain restaurant and a couple small stores. As I am making my way up to the light, which is red, I become suddenly and shockingly aware that someone that was waiting in the main roads left turn lane just nanoseconds before has decided that he CAN NO LONGER WAIT OUT THE LIGHT and guns it for the right turn lane that I am approaching. He runs up the right turn lane, against traffic to blast passed me, forcing me to engage the anti-locks and flies by me on the little side street that I'm on. Remember it goes no where, except to a Steak and Shake, which is where is turns in and heads for the drive thru.

He nearly hit me, to order shitty breakfast food.

Of course he gave me the, "get fucked and get over it look" with which I am familiar having given it a time or ten myself.

I was completely in shock. As I've said before, I drive a lot and I see a lot of really stupid fucking people do really stupid fucking stuff, but this was a first.

As you can imagine, I was sorely tempted to chase his ass down, but my better judgement came over me. What good would it have done? Is he going to change his ways and not think he's the most important mother fucker on the road? No not likely. So I just shrugged, said "fucking asshole" and went on down the road.

I did spend the next few minutes though hoping for and imagining him choking on his food at that same light only to be found later by his family. I know...I think shit like that sometimes.

I probably should have that checked out.

Examples As To How Well We Know Each Other

I don't pay attention to much news anymore. It really isn't even information that is useful to most of us anymore. The vast majority is fluff or "info-tainment". The actual news we get seems to mostly piss me off or bum me out! So, I take it in small, ever wary doses. Kinda like that hit of green windowpane acid I got 20 years ago that rocked my world but then made me seriously consider the wisdom in attempting such an exercise again!

Traipsing Down Myopic Lane

It's little wonder to me the state of affairs our culture is in. A culture that is becoming another form of the word... Fermented like a block of putrid Tempe mixed with the fecal matter of bacterial excrement topped with a dollop of neon pink bubblegum!

We run about this land like a nest of angry fire ants, driving our plastic and 18 gauge semi-steel cars, yammering on our phones, eating, applying lipstick and generally not giving two shits about how fast we drive or who's in our way! We go to work trying run up! Up! The ziggurat!! Ever chasing little green pieces of paper of ever lessening value. Most of this dedicated to buying trinkets to fill that big unrealized emptiness we possess collectively. We fight each other about politics, race, religion, even the color of the fucking sky it would seem! All while some other shiftier, better connected asshole takes away more of ALL of our rights in the name of security. We become ever more morose and resentful, uncaring... Life becomes confusing so we spend endless hours watching some other stiff embarrassing themselves on national tv, all swearing it's funny, entertaining, or truly enjoyable.
Would you like to know why all of this is??? You don't really care??? Too bad... I'm gonna tell ya anyway. POWERLESSNESS!
WTF?! You say. Angry's finally lost what little mind he had! Au Contraire!
If for one moment you believe you've got some kind of power in this Mortal Coil, you are mistaken my friend! I'm not talking about A.C. power either! Ultimately, none of us do. Even the Prez., or
your boss, or the United Fucking Nations for that matter! You see, it is the pursuit of and lurking realization that we don't have any, that people make this world a much worse place in which to live! Once realizing you neither possess the power to breath, hear, see, sweat, control your thoughts much less those of others; one of a couple things happen. You do like the vast majority of other humans do. You drive yourself and those around you stark raving mad; you know, the kind of mad that makes for terrorist bombings, wars, political dissension, driving like a retard, Twittering (cause you know everybody loves narcissism), obsessive tv and porn viewing, the list is too immense to go further! You get the drift though.

The other way to go, which few follow, is looking inward. You know, like treating another as you would like to be treated. Following a path that causes the least strife for others you come into contact with, the TRUE thought behind selfishness, meaning you wouldn't do something to another that would eventually come back to bite you in the ass! That kind of selfishness! Sound alien?! I thought so. When the cultural blinders have been in place so long, it's generally very difficult to see what I'm talking about.
Also coupled with this line of existence, is when one comes to terms with powerlessness it frees one from ALL other constraints i.e. being a victim looking for retaliation or "justice"! Or how about having to cheat to get what's wanted? Or lying about even the most mundane things? Possibly even being more interested in your favorite sports team rather than being interested in your significant other or kids!?
Still can't fathom what I'm saying?
Well join 95% of the rest of your fellow hominids!!
That's why we're going down the shitter!! Want to know more? Ask me...


P.S. Sorry no pic's Chief this one is all mobile and don't have the time for 'em!



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Social Security...ABORT, ABORT!!!

Alright minions, this will be short and sweet.  I am so sick and tired around election time of listening to all these "expert geniuses" trying to debate and figure out the future downfall of Social Security.  I have to listen to all these financial experts, gurus and political pinheads argue with each other and make up hairbrain reasons and excuses why Social Security is in the craphole.  It's ridiculous how much money and time our government spends on a subject that has only one answer that is so clear.  It's as follows:

WE HAVE ABORTED 50,000,000 BABIES SINCE ROE V. WADE IN 1973 YOU FRIGGIN MORONS!!!!!!  THERE WENT THE NEXT GENERATION!!!!!!

In case you are uninformed, the future generation of Americans pay Social Security tax to pay for the current generation in need.  It's fine now, but the reason in the near future people my age will either not have it or will have a small amount compared to today's is because we killed off a huge chunk of our future.  We don't want to live by God's rules, we want to live by man's rule.  This is what happens when man's rules are allowed to run amuck you friggin idiots.  Either use protection or let Angelina "friggin" Jolie adopt your unwanted mistake baby!!!  That's my opinion, I could be wrong.  NOT!!!

P.S.  This has been a Public Service Announcement by yours truly...


The Rev

Dead On

The Walking Dead premiered on AMC on Halloween night. I've been anticipating this adaptation since they announced they were making it last year.
I was not disappointed.
One of the best comic book adaptations ever. Up there with the first Spiderman movie and Iron Man.
Not only did it adapt the source material faithfully, it expanded upon it very well. I figured it would be good. After all, the writer, Robert Kirkman, was on set, the producer/director, Frank Darabont, was the guy behind some of the only GOOD Stephen King adaptations; The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile and The Mist.
I've read the series twice now and I ended up watching the premiere trying to figure out what was going to happen next. There were truly some creepy scenes in it and I was very pleased with the way they moved things around or spent an extra 5-10 minutes on character development.
This show is going to be up there with the other greats that have been on cable over the last decade; The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter.

But enough of the positive shit. I can't break character.

Sorry, But I Have to Reiterate How Much Citibank Pisses Me Off!!

I know I've done this one before, but when one honestly tries to have open dialog, prompt payments, excellent personal bookkeeping, and when all else fails; multiple hours on the phone talking to half-humans, robots, and sleazy pencil-pushing geek managers all to no avail... I just have to say that this piece of corporate excrement called Citibank should not only have gone down the proverbial shitter when the "Bubble" burst, they should be stomped down the Goddamn thing with a pair of G. Gordon Liddy's proverbial "Jack-booted" heals firmly impregnated with lime, (cause that's what one does when leaving a turd to the open elements!), and then lit on fire like a Hindu funeral pyre!!!!!












I recently sent a payment into these Pigmy-esque Einsteins that was well above the minimum payment and my bank even showed that the payment posted 2 days before the due date. 5 days later I get a call on my phone and it's Shitibank saying that it's so unlike me to be 5 days late on a payment and they wanted to know if they could send their Gestapo to help me find the payment, so as to not loose any of my appendages or possibly my Pineal gland (I knew those fuckers were Satanists!) Of course I wasn't in front of my computer to firmly dispute their asinine claim, but did protest!
I begrudgingly agreed to another larger payment over the phone to avoid my A.P.R. Being raised to a 30 digit rate, cause you know that would only be the fair way to treat a customer with a 790+ credit score and who has a balance below $500!!!!
Anyway, I get home, log on to my bank account only to have what I knew to be truth, proven to me...I had indeed made a payment that had posted several days before! I then logged on to Citibanks site only to have it show the larger payment posted that I had made earlier in the day, nothing else. I contacted my bank to start an investigation, only to log in to Satanbanks website several days later and see a posting for the other "missing, forgotten" payment sitting right there! Contacting these fuck-sticks got me no apology or you were right Mr. Brady, NOTHING!!!!!!


So again I say.... Fuck the fuck off demon seed Shitibank! I'm paying what little remains in that account in full and never doing business with your incompetent asses ever again! I'll make sure anyone considering using your so-called services has their fucking head examined and possibly even recommending Trepanation if I cannot dissuade that individual from running to your disservices like Billy off the short bus, drooling in contemplation of watching Care Bears(the same rotten episode) for the 37,000th time, believing it's the first!
Eat Shit!







ANGRY BRADY
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Demublicans and Republicrats

This will be short and not so sweet!
If you seriously still identify yourself as a Republican or Democrat, you are seriously self deluded and a fool! There is NO difference! These fuck-sticks care nothing for you or I and none of them have our best interest in mind!
Got it?
That and I thought I would give posting to the site from the iPad a try.
Later...








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Quick Hit - Smile!

It makes people wonder what you're thinking.

But not too big or you look like an idiot.

Thanks Steve!

The Princess Effect

What's our primary goal as parents?
To make our children happy?
Wrong.
To prepare our children for adulthood and that scary world out there.
Now, of course, it's important for your kids to be happy. But don't lose focus.
You have a responsibility to them and society.
That's why it bugs the shit out of me to see all these parents spoiling their kids at extravagant levels. It is most prevalent with daughters. Let's call it the Princess Effect.

Now, I'm fortunate enough to have fathered a son instead of a "daddy's little princess" and you're probably asking yourself what the hell's set me off on this recent rant.

Guest Writer Submission - The 99er's

I'm sitting here tonight watching 60 Minutes and one of the subjects is called "The 99ers". This was a group of of people that used to make boatloads of money in the Silicon Valley that have exhausted their 99 weeks of unemployment and are now blubbering they can't find a job.
This really irked me.
One guy used to make $200,000 a year and now has a part time job at Target. Another lady, an admitted shopaholic while she was living the good life, was recycling bottles and stuff to stay in CA. Another lady had lived in the same house since 1982 and was three months away from losing it.
My response to these people is "welcome to the real world!!!" Wow, the sense of entitlement of these people. They pissed all their money away on cribs and whips and now they wish they would have saved it i reckon. There is no guarantees in life people.
None!
For every choice, there's a consequence. If you've been off for 99 friggin weeks, you probably passed on a job that was "beneath" you at some point or didn't search hard enough in the beginning because you thought it would be a breeze to make a lateral move. And how about this, MOVE OUT OF THE SILICON VALLEY/SAN JOSE AREA!!! The jobs aren't returning morons!!!

We Live In The Best Country In The World, Right? Apparently Not.

The United States of America is a democratic country, meaning we live in a democracy, right? Sort of.

In truth, we were founded as a republic and a republic we are, or by modern terms a democratic republic, meaning a State with an elected representative government wherein the People may participate in a limited way by referendum.

I find from speaking with people about politics that most do not understand what a democracy really is, in that a true democracy is governance by direct participation on every issue. We don't get to have our say in every issue, and that may be part of the reason we are as fucked up as we are. Our "leaders" get to make the real decisions and we get to hold the bag.

Interestingly enough I hear people say that we created democracy, which we didn't, and neither did the French. It was first employed in Ancient Greece. We also DID NOT perfect it, since the Founding Fathers knew that true democracy would never really work, opting for a republic.

In case you don't believe me, recite the Pledge of Allegiance... "and to the"..what? Republic!

Whatever term you use, we consider ourselves a democracy and I would bet that most of you figure we are the freest people on the planet with the highest level of personal liberty.

Well you're wrong.

Are you scared of Muslims? - A Different Kind of Halloween-time Post

When you see women in burkas at the mall, do you feel your sphincter tighten, just a bit?

When you pass a guy on the street in a turban do you just for a second think, whoa what's he up to?

If you are on a plane and a man with a traditional muslim beard and maybe a kurfi (the small cap) walk on the plane and sits in first class do you start to flash back, even momentarily, to the news reports of the 9/11 attacks?

If you answered yes to any one of these, I think its safe to say you are scared of Muslims.

If you answered no, you're either Muslim, you're medicated or you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

In either case, I think as Americans and Europeans we have some justifications to our fear, but I don't know if it should be as intense or as overarching as it seems to be. Truly there are some scary muslims that do and say really horrifying shit.

How do I know this? They're all over the media dummy. The media has done an excellent job of painting Islam as murderous and Muslims as radicals.

Which makes the story about NPR's Juan Williams sacking seem a bit strange. NPR fired Juan Williams after he admitted that he gets nervous if he's on a plane and someone with a traditional muslim appearance comes on the plane.

The Gap Goes Back To Its Old Logo - More evidence that Gap shoppers are Douchebags

About a week ago the Gap changed from the blue box under white letters to a new "more modern" look seen to the right.

People apparently went ape-shit.

Here are a few comments I lifted from a couple of favorite websites

Terrible new logo. Very downmarket looking.....it evokes a software-development firm, not a clothing store. - Jglass54

Obviously done by a first grader! - Grayce

Worst
logo
everrr!! - DaretoHope

(You can hear Comic Book Guys snarly voice with that one)

I completely hate the new logo! Whyyyyy???? It totally looks like a powerpoint design! - via Facebook

GAWD, that new logo sucks. - via Facebook

All this venom about a logo for a clothing company that designs clothes to make plain, boring white bread middle Americans look even more plain an boring.

Here's an idea; haters, take all that energy and put it into finding a look that's not the same as it was in the mid '70's or '80's or '90's. 

Maybe Gap et. al. should reinvent their entire fashion mode and in doing so help the fashion hopeless that shop in their stores move into the current era.

Whatever.

All the stupid shit that goes on in the world and people spend time posting comments on Facebook, etc. about the goddamn Gap logo.

Idiots.


With all due respect,

Happy Columbus Day - BTW You know he was a complete idiot right?

The fact that American history books tout Columbus, whose real name was Cristoforo Columbo, as anything other than a fucking idiot, shit for brains navigator, or a completely amoral imperialist monster and oppressor should show you that a) history is written by the winners and b) nobody cares in this country since 99% are descended from the "winning" team (south and central american indians that have immigrated to this country not withstanding).

A few facts you may not know about ol' Chris:

1) Never set foot on the land we know as America. He just skipped around the islands of the Caribbean.
2) It took him over 7 years of begging to get the crown of Spain to fund his trip after the King of Portugal and the King of England rejected his proposals.
3) He and his crew brought syphilis into the New World
4) He so grossly underestimated the circumference of the Earth that he estimated the trip from the Canary Islands to Japan (which he figured was just east of China) would be roughly 2300 miles when in fact is almost 19,300 miles.

More Evidence That Alot of Motorists are Pukes!

Since this has become a subject near and dear to my heart as of late, I figured I would more often post as to my encounters with what has become seemingly suicidal, homicidal, inconsiderate, inattentive and lackadaisical operation of motor vehicles by bipedal skin-bags. Lots of conclusions I have come to and many more are formulating as to reasons for this, which I will share over time. For tonight though I'll be brief...
Angry runs errands. Angry obeys traffic laws. Angry uses signals. Finally Angry observed not only the world whizzing by him, while he drives at the speed limit, but stops at Walgreens for the wife. Angry sees this guy haul ass into the parking lot and park. The parking lot virtually devoid of lemmings style vehicular idiocy. Park like this he did...

Now I know some of you may say that's not so bad or possibly some shit like that, which would just be straight up justification by your ignorant ass! The facts are these,

People Drive Like Shit - The Introduction

I don't know about you, but I drive a lot. On the order of 25,000 to 35,000 miles per year. The majority of that is city, urban-cycle driving. I drive in all seasons, in all weather and at all times of the day, so I have encountered just about every driving scenario you can imagine over the last 24 years I've been licensed.

All of this experience has lead me to the conclusion that MOST PEOPLE CANNOT FUCKING DRIVE.

So I've decided to take out my frustration in prose, and do a series of articles on people's driving habits, recount for you my recent encounters with idiots on the street and help you better understand why we say the world is full of idiots.

Before I get started though there are a few parameters which should be outlined. First I feel that I need to explain to you my theory that there are only 3 types of people on the street (note I didn't call them all drivers since most of them are not really driving but pointing their cars).

Group 1 are probably the most common. They are what I call the Oblivious Idiots. They are simply concerned with getting from point A to point B and don't appear to have any cognizance that the rest of us are on the road with them. There are many variation of this type but most can be summarized by comparison to the dipshit I encountered last Thursday morning. I was following this guy in a old Lincoln Towncar down a busy two-lane county "highway". You know the type; windy, hilly, no curb or shoulder, lots of drive ways and side streets. Mr. Fuckeverybodyelse spent the majority of his trip straddling the center line,

Motorists in Cars! USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAINS!!

After 2, count 'em, TWO accidents in a month involving my scooter, I have decided enough is enough! This all because other motorists are either to busy yakking on their phones (ever heard of hands free assholes?!), applying enough make-up to put Kiss and GWAR to shame, eating a 5 course gourmet meal from some sloppy shit-hole, screaming at their kids while what appears to be a reenactment of the Exorcist by the look of the position of their heads in relation to their bodies, jerking off, acting as is it is post war Nazi Germany cruising the newly completed Autobahn, generally not paying any fucking attention to anyone else AT ALL, or any number of activities/in activities that could easily be construed as, at the very least GROSS NEGLIGENCE, at worst ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE!!!
You people need to get your heads out of your asses!! When I say you, I do mean 95% of you!!! You act as if this driving business
is some sort of a fucking game! Let me tell you something! After being backed into and almost crushed

Hey, Nice Billboard...

There's a big stink in St. Louis about the above billboard.
Not the message it's conveying. Just it's existence.
This billboard has been up for a couple weeks now and it was the talk of the town when it went up. People were up in arms.
I like to think I'm a tolerant guy. Anyone who knows me or reads my posts knows that I'm not religious but I certainly don't condemn anyone for being religious. Now I DO like to debate those who contradict their beliefs with their actions. Believe me. That happens a lot.
People are very upset at the existence of this billboard. I've had a couple friends tell me that it offends them.
The billboard states "Don't Believe in God? You're not alone." and then gives a web address for an Agnostic and Athiest website.It doesn't state that God doesn't exist. But it might as well have. Many Christians have taken affront to this. Let's be honest. Should they be offended?
I think not.
You know what billboards I'm sick of seeing?
This guy's:

There's two of these within three miles of my house. If this guy has the right (and the money) to put up his own billboard so should this organization.

This is America. Remember? And for all of you who want to throw in the fact that "America's forefathers were Christians and this great country was built upon Christian morals..." I would bet a fortune (or at least twenty bucks) that if Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson were around today they would fight for EVERYONE'S freedom, God-fearing or not. Of course, they'd get rid of their slaves right away.
Thomas Jefferson, in fact, had some forward-thinking ideas on religion and the evil that men are capable of doing in its name.

I believe the greaterstlcor.org could have just made a more simple, meaningful billboard by using less "offensive" wording. It would have just taken one word?

"THINK"

Or is that too high-concept?

Whatever, every idiot out there has a right to believe what they choose. They don't, however, have the right to judge someone else. Lest they be judged?
Ha, six years of Catholic school still sticks.

-Darth