Stan Lee Predicted the End Times!

My goodness!

Did you realize 9/11 was predicted way back in 1972?
It was in Avengers #37.
Or that the earthquake in Japan was prophecized in Iron Man Annual #5.
You don't know all this?
It's all there in CMYK!
Of course radical Muslims didn't attack New York City it was Hydra and there wasn't an earthquake it was the power-hungry Mandarin.

All kidding aside, that paragraph of bullshit was inspired by the below status update that's floating around Facebook. If you didn't run across it here it is:
Sept 11th (NewYork) Jan 11th (Haiti) and March 11th (Japan)........Luke 21:10-11 Then jesus said to his disciples : "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom There will be great earthquakes', famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. 'Jesus says for behold I come quickly,' So ask yourself r u ready? Sad to say, many won't repost this message.
Let's just face it: shit happens.
Not because the Bible predicted it or that it's all part of God's plan because he works in mysterious ways.
Shit.
Just.
Happens.

Horrible shit happens that's so terrible that people feel the need to justify or explain why it happened or give credit to someone or something to make them better understand things that they can't fathom.
(With the exception of 9/11 of course, we know who the cock suckers were who did that)

My point is that you can read meaning into anything if you want to believe it. Just look at what a certain someone did with the White Album.

What disgusts me most about this whole thing is that it trivializes the losses of life by attempting to inject someone's God-fearing agenda.
Guess what? This isn't about you idiot.
Anyone who posts Bible quotes calling out the end of the world or just commenting about how the Christians are going to be OK when all is said and done should be ashamed of themselves.
No very Christ-like if you ask me.
Jesus would be ashamed of you.

Let the hate mail flow.
-Darth

Reminds me of a virtually unknown Devo song...

People find that dude everywhere !!!!!








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Happy Columbus Day - BTW You know he was a complete idiot right?

The fact that American history books tout Columbus, whose real name was Cristoforo Columbo, as anything other than a fucking idiot, shit for brains navigator, or a completely amoral imperialist monster and oppressor should show you that a) history is written by the winners and b) nobody cares in this country since 99% are descended from the "winning" team (south and central american indians that have immigrated to this country not withstanding).

A few facts you may not know about ol' Chris:

1) Never set foot on the land we know as America. He just skipped around the islands of the Caribbean.
2) It took him over 7 years of begging to get the crown of Spain to fund his trip after the King of Portugal and the King of England rejected his proposals.
3) He and his crew brought syphilis into the New World
4) He so grossly underestimated the circumference of the Earth that he estimated the trip from the Canary Islands to Japan (which he figured was just east of China) would be roughly 2300 miles when in fact is almost 19,300 miles.