NASA's Challenger Disaster, 25 Years Later. The Rev Theory...



Greetings infidels, pagans and people of the 275 religious denominations in America which would make Jesus roll over in His grave had he not risen.

It's been 25 years since NASA's Challenger debacle and since Darth posted a quick tidbit about it on another let's say "more popular" and "more happy (said in a sarcastic tone)" website, the Rev thought he'd restart the conversation on what may have happened that day of 28 January 1986.  Call it a REVrospective if you will. Don't worry, this will be short and sweet.  The following is the Wikipedia description of what happened that day to the astronauts and the teacher Mrs. Christa McAuliffe on board:

"Disintegration of the entire vehicle began after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed at liftoff. The O-ring failure caused a breach in the SRB joint it sealed, allowing pressurized hot gas from within the solid rocket motor to reach the outside and impinge upon the adjacent SRB attachment hardware and external fuel tank. This led to the separation of the right-hand SRB's aft attachment and the structural failure of the external tank. Aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter." What?  How about, "It exploded into pieces!"  Why does everyone have to try and sound so smart all the time!!!  Anyway...



Now for The Rev Theory, and no I'm not talking about the rock band minions:

I don't think this is what happened at all. After all, how can anybody know what happened to the Challenger when it was blown to bits and landed in the Atlantic Ocean only to be found in bits and pieces at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker?  I think Christa McAuliffe was the first American shoe bomber. Richard Reid's mother from another mother if you will. Now you say, "Rev, what motive would she have had?"  And I say to you, "TANG" biatches!!! Yes Tang...have you ever tasted that vile nectar of the devil?  That crap tasted like hell. For those of you that are too young to remember Tang, see Sunny D.  In 1986, we just didn't have terrorism on our minds in the homeland.  I don't think it was a coincidence that the only time we had an "outsider" on a NASA flight, it blew into friggin bits 73 seconds into flight. I mean look into her eyes...kinda scary huh?  I think she snapped when she found out Tang on the shuttle was not an urban myth.  Also, think about it, it was the ultimate stage for a terror attack. 85 percent of America was either watching or heard about the "fireworks" within one minute of it happening.

You see, the Rev thinks outside the box people.  I bet I have you thinking now, "wow, how many times did I myself want to blow my own house up when mom came home from the grocery store and I realized I'd be drinking friggin Tang for the next week?"  Food for thought people, food for thought.  Discuss...

I should be the head of Homeland Security.


The Rev

Idiot Breaking News - P. Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion for Planning 9/11 attack!

Radar Online reports:

This law suit may not make it very far up the courts.


Radar Online reports that rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs was sued for $1 trillion by a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who alleges that he date raped her 24 years ago... and then conspired with Rodney King to bring down the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.


In part, the suit alleges:


"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down... He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily."
Turks wants $900 billion for child support -- quite the expensive child -- and $100 billion in damages.

More Updates Coming, but had to get this up quick!

Are you scared of Muslims? - A Different Kind of Halloween-time Post

When you see women in burkas at the mall, do you feel your sphincter tighten, just a bit?

When you pass a guy on the street in a turban do you just for a second think, whoa what's he up to?

If you are on a plane and a man with a traditional muslim beard and maybe a kurfi (the small cap) walk on the plane and sits in first class do you start to flash back, even momentarily, to the news reports of the 9/11 attacks?

If you answered yes to any one of these, I think its safe to say you are scared of Muslims.

If you answered no, you're either Muslim, you're medicated or you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

In either case, I think as Americans and Europeans we have some justifications to our fear, but I don't know if it should be as intense or as overarching as it seems to be. Truly there are some scary muslims that do and say really horrifying shit.

How do I know this? They're all over the media dummy. The media has done an excellent job of painting Islam as murderous and Muslims as radicals.

Which makes the story about NPR's Juan Williams sacking seem a bit strange. NPR fired Juan Williams after he admitted that he gets nervous if he's on a plane and someone with a traditional muslim appearance comes on the plane.