Idiots At Starbucks

So I'm sitting at Starbucks waiting for someone and it occurs to me "What better time to write down my observations of idiots!"

So my thumbs of hate kick in on my iPhone.

A 20 minute visit to Starbucks is all it takes to accumulate fodder for this site.

I'm sure there are other places as well that would warrant a post as well, but here I am.

Idiot #1

An Indian guy walks in, dot not feather. I go back to my phone. He orders a Caramel Cappuccino. These don't exist so the barista tries to clarify and he gets bothered because he's busy multitasking a conversation on his Bluetooth.

Now he gets all flustered. How dare they mess up the conversation he's having?

Fucktard.

(I'm sure this sounded racist but really, idiots come in all skin colors.)

Idiot #2

Now a Barista has struck up a conversation with another coworker. It seems like every location has one of these baristas on hand. The jaded could-be-a-lesbian. These are the ladies who are just there to slave over your coffee whim. They're not there conversation or a smile. They have the attitude of "Get your coffee and go, breeder."

Anyway, ten minutes goes on about various topics such as smoke breaks, no raises in the future and how her girlfriend works at the other location and she's about ready to quit.

Come on. I'm right here. I don't want to hear this shit.

(idiots are idiots no matter what sexual preference.)

Idiot #3

The guy who comes in for just a coffee with his friend and bitches the entire time, before ordering, during ordering and after ordering about the outrageous price of a coffee at Starbucks. Don't fucking come here douche bag. I know it's more than other places but I think it's worth it. The guy doesn't shut up about it, all the way out to his new Lexus.

(Money can't buy you out of idiocy.)

Idiot #4

A lady enters with three kids dressed in parochial school uniforms. It's early morning so they're probably due at school soon. She orders a coffee for herself and treats for the kids. This is a decent size Starbucks and there's plenty of seats but of course she decides to plop the spawn by me. Five minutes of bratty kids trying to scarf down their cookies while they whine about the other having more chips than them, how Zach is looking at Maddy funny while the other unnamed retard sits there making fart noises. I guess she didn't know they have a drive-thru.

(Idiots breed)

Now of course there were some non-idiot people who came in. Two.

One of them includes me.

(Some idiots blog about shit no one else cares about.)

-Darth

Demublicans and Republicrats

This will be short and not so sweet!
If you seriously still identify yourself as a Republican or Democrat, you are seriously self deluded and a fool! There is NO difference! These fuck-sticks care nothing for you or I and none of them have our best interest in mind!
Got it?
That and I thought I would give posting to the site from the iPad a try.
Later...








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More Evidence That Alot of Motorists are Pukes!

Since this has become a subject near and dear to my heart as of late, I figured I would more often post as to my encounters with what has become seemingly suicidal, homicidal, inconsiderate, inattentive and lackadaisical operation of motor vehicles by bipedal skin-bags. Lots of conclusions I have come to and many more are formulating as to reasons for this, which I will share over time. For tonight though I'll be brief...
Angry runs errands. Angry obeys traffic laws. Angry uses signals. Finally Angry observed not only the world whizzing by him, while he drives at the speed limit, but stops at Walgreens for the wife. Angry sees this guy haul ass into the parking lot and park. The parking lot virtually devoid of lemmings style vehicular idiocy. Park like this he did...

Now I know some of you may say that's not so bad or possibly some shit like that, which would just be straight up justification by your ignorant ass! The facts are these,

People Are Dumb (not strange)!

It tires me when people read my stuff and are so very simplistic that they think they can pigeon-hole Angry. So many people want shit to be in a nice little black and white box in their minds, so as to not make them have to fully consider or hear/read what someone is either really saying or how they believe. This is a direct result, in my humble opinion, of years of electronic media conditioning. For at least 3 generations now people have been raised by their Electronic Babysitter, T.V.! This situation has been exacerbated by computers and video games. It has turned a lot of humans into these multi-tasking, multi-listening, multi-masterbating, know-nothings that would rather parrot whatever they've heard on their favorite talking head pundit radio/television show, or what their Shemp-witted peers have told them in passing and now take it as gospel! Really it's quite tiring and depressing to me. USE YOUR MINDS PEOPLE! READ SOME HISTORY! REAL HISTORY, NOT THAT SHIT PUT TOGETHER BY DK PUBLISHING OR CLIFF NOTES! ENGAGE IN HEALTHY DEBATE, NOT TRITE JABS ABOUT SOMEONE'S ETHNICITY, GENDER, OR POLITICAL STANCE! Those things really just display to me how very little you know and how slowly your brain works!