Even The Rev Should Laugh at This...

The funniest thing on the internet!

-Darth

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Stan Lee Predicted the End Times!

My goodness!

Did you realize 9/11 was predicted way back in 1972?
It was in Avengers #37.
Or that the earthquake in Japan was prophecized in Iron Man Annual #5.
You don't know all this?
It's all there in CMYK!
Of course radical Muslims didn't attack New York City it was Hydra and there wasn't an earthquake it was the power-hungry Mandarin.

All kidding aside, that paragraph of bullshit was inspired by the below status update that's floating around Facebook. If you didn't run across it here it is:
Sept 11th (NewYork) Jan 11th (Haiti) and March 11th (Japan)........Luke 21:10-11 Then jesus said to his disciples : "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom There will be great earthquakes', famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. 'Jesus says for behold I come quickly,' So ask yourself r u ready? Sad to say, many won't repost this message.
Let's just face it: shit happens.
Not because the Bible predicted it or that it's all part of God's plan because he works in mysterious ways.
Shit.
Just.
Happens.

Horrible shit happens that's so terrible that people feel the need to justify or explain why it happened or give credit to someone or something to make them better understand things that they can't fathom.
(With the exception of 9/11 of course, we know who the cock suckers were who did that)

My point is that you can read meaning into anything if you want to believe it. Just look at what a certain someone did with the White Album.

What disgusts me most about this whole thing is that it trivializes the losses of life by attempting to inject someone's God-fearing agenda.
Guess what? This isn't about you idiot.
Anyone who posts Bible quotes calling out the end of the world or just commenting about how the Christians are going to be OK when all is said and done should be ashamed of themselves.
No very Christ-like if you ask me.
Jesus would be ashamed of you.

Let the hate mail flow.
-Darth

Iran Claiming Racism Over London's 2012 Olympic Logo!!!!!

What up pagans?!!!!!  The Rev is feeling frisky and he's got his sites on the idiocy that is Iran.  You know the country that hates my Father from another Father, Jesus and His people, the Jews.  The country that denies the Holocaust happened, wants to wipe Israel off the map, wants to kill all westerners and who kills and tortures its own people at will.  So what's new Rev?  We all know all that.  What's new is these friggin idiots are now threatening to boycott the 2012 Olympics in London because the logo above appears to them to closely spell out the word Zion.  For those of you morons that believe we just all ended up here either by the Big Bang Theory, that we "came from the water" or that we used to be apes that evolutioned into man because Jane Goodall witnessed a gorilla get ants out of a log with a friggin blade grass or "tool", Zion is a biblical name for Jeruselum.  It is not the fictional city in The Matrix films, for all you sci-fiers that sit home wanking off everytime Neo gets closer to finding the full power of being "The One".  Anyway...

as if these idiots don't already do and say enough to make themselves one of the many laughing stocks of the world.  I mean is this the proverbial "pot calling the kettle black"?  Racist, really Iran?  That's like Glenn Beck calling Billy Graham "overly religious".  And even more importantly, who gives a crap?!!!  Have the Iranitards ever won anything at the Olympics?  Their athletes are probably praying to friggin Alah that they boycott, that way they don't have to deal with being stoned, electrocuted or have their fingernails ripped out one by one while one of the Iranian Army members rapes their wife and daughters repeatedly because they failed to win.  An Iranian Olympic athlete has a shorter lifespan after the end of the games than a house fly.  They, like all non believers in Jesus and the Lord swear they don't exist but attack anyone who believes.  Not to mention, to me the symbol if anything spells ZOR.  Where is there any part of this logo that looks like an N?  Jackasses!!!  Iran is full of nothing but idiots that want to do anything they can to destroy Jeruselum and spread their Muslim hatred.  Sorry you friggin Muslim dicktards, Jesus wins, you lose.  Stuff that in your Ahmadinejad!!!  ZION! ZION! ZION!...wait, or is it ZOR! ZOR! ZOR!

Yours Truly,



The Rev

And another quickie!!

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Reminds me of a virtually unknown Devo song...

People find that dude everywhere !!!!!








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Hey, Nice Billboard...

There's a big stink in St. Louis about the above billboard.
Not the message it's conveying. Just it's existence.
This billboard has been up for a couple weeks now and it was the talk of the town when it went up. People were up in arms.
I like to think I'm a tolerant guy. Anyone who knows me or reads my posts knows that I'm not religious but I certainly don't condemn anyone for being religious. Now I DO like to debate those who contradict their beliefs with their actions. Believe me. That happens a lot.
People are very upset at the existence of this billboard. I've had a couple friends tell me that it offends them.
The billboard states "Don't Believe in God? You're not alone." and then gives a web address for an Agnostic and Athiest website.It doesn't state that God doesn't exist. But it might as well have. Many Christians have taken affront to this. Let's be honest. Should they be offended?
I think not.
You know what billboards I'm sick of seeing?
This guy's:

There's two of these within three miles of my house. If this guy has the right (and the money) to put up his own billboard so should this organization.

This is America. Remember? And for all of you who want to throw in the fact that "America's forefathers were Christians and this great country was built upon Christian morals..." I would bet a fortune (or at least twenty bucks) that if Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson were around today they would fight for EVERYONE'S freedom, God-fearing or not. Of course, they'd get rid of their slaves right away.
Thomas Jefferson, in fact, had some forward-thinking ideas on religion and the evil that men are capable of doing in its name.

I believe the greaterstlcor.org could have just made a more simple, meaningful billboard by using less "offensive" wording. It would have just taken one word?

"THINK"

Or is that too high-concept?

Whatever, every idiot out there has a right to believe what they choose. They don't, however, have the right to judge someone else. Lest they be judged?
Ha, six years of Catholic school still sticks.

-Darth