The Rev's Idiot of the Week...On The First Day of the Week?



Buenes Noches paganos!!! I know it's only the first day of the week, but The Rev already has his first IOTW Award. It's absolutely unbelievable the amount of idiocy in this world of ours.

So I'm watching the beginning of Fox's coverage of the Super Bowl and I hear Christina Aquilera is going to be singing the National Anthem. I don't like her music but I'd be lying if I didn't say she is a great singer. So after watching the narrator of The Big Lebowski introduce the teams and after watching one of those annoying Glee stars sing America the Beautiful, here comes out Ms. Aquilera who I'm convinced is going to sound splendid singing our National Anthem. I was wrong...

This dimwit comes out and flubs the song up big time. Here is where it all went horribly wrong:

Instead of singing the line "O'er the ramparts we watched were so galantly streaming" this bimbo sings "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last reaming" Really? You messed up the National Anthem, really? If you don't know the words to the National Anthem, you should be sent to Iran to be stoned to death, seriously.

Congratulations Ms. Aguilera, you've just won The Rev's IOTW Award...Idiot!!!


The Rev

The Rev's Idiot of the Week...

Greetings pagans!!!  It's time for The Rev's Idiot of the Week Award and this week it's a familiar face to most of you.  Yes, Charlies Sheen.

Now most of you might think since I'm a Christian, I'm going to bash Sheen for snorting cocaine in mass quantities, doing things with porn stars he wouldn't do to a farm animal or simply his ability to laugh it all off as if none of it should be shall we say, "concerning."  Well that's not why he gets the IOTW award.  I don't care about any of that and could care less how he lives his pathetic (albeit fabulous life to most of you).  The reason he gets my award is because of his lack of concern for his fellow actors and crew on his weekly show when he decides to go on these binges causing it to go hiatus and all these people that don't make $2 million an episode to be left in limbo and in turn they go without pay until he decides to show back up again.  Although my Monday nights are spent watching Intervention (ironic wouldn't you say?), I've watched Two & A Half Men in years past and I have no doubt that Sheen knows that without him, the show really has no story.  I'm sure he knows the control he has and the money the show makes and I'm also pretty sure he feels untouchable because of it.  That's fine, he's put himself in position in his career for that and kudos to him.  Where I lose all respect for him is if he's going to live this kind of life and affect so many good hardworking employees that have put up with his crap for years now, then go all the way you friggin moron!  Don't go to rehab, keep it up.  Back up your "why can't a guy just have fun and do his job everyday without it being a story" attitude.  Go down like the Titantic you big wuss.  Lose it all...your self respect, dignity, pride or whatever else you hold dear, if anything.  Continue your partying ways in your late 40's, embarassing your children, your very respected father and everyone else that has continued loving you after all the women you've beaten, money you've blown on drugs, expensive cars you've wrecked that could feed a city block if sold and hookers and porn stars you've fornicated with.  Just think, if you keep it up, you can look like this by age 50:

The Chief needs to add you to the Death Poll 2011. My money is on you, you friggin IDIOT!!!

The Rev

I Hate Everyone In Hollywood But This Guy!!! Oh and Halle Berry, REER!!!

Greetings pagans!!!  As most people in my life know, The Rev is not into Hollywood, celebrities, or celebrity gossip in general.  However, last night I saw something amazing and today I read something that made me want to post on the most appropriate website for this kind of idiocy.

Yesterday, after a plethora of football watching combined with a little Pastor John Hagee, I found myself about 6:45pm wondering what to watch on television.  After scanning for a bit, I noticed the Golden Globe Awards were on and hesitantly, I decided to watch it at 7pm.  It should be noted, I waited for the pre-show to be off as The Rev would never watch the freak parade they call the Red Carpet for even a second.  Anyway, when the show opened, out comes the host, Ricky Gervais.  After a short hello, this guy starts just ripping everyone from Charlie Sheen, to the Hollywood Scientologists and even the Hollywood Foreign Press, who hired him.  His jokes were absolutely hilarious.  Suddenly, I can't wait for him to show back up after the fake, overdressed, over makeuped "stars" presented and accepted their awards.  Now I know who Gervais is as far as knowing he originally created The Office in Britain.  I've never seen his version but have watched probably 10 episodes of the American version which I think is very well done.  Other than that, I know he came out with a movie a year or two ago that flopped.  Where has this guy been all my life?  His wit and willingness to obliterate the talent sitting right in front of him was amazing.  Everything I would say had I been the host, he said.  Everything that these stars have dreamt in their nightmares, he said.  This guy had all those pretencious, self indulgant, arrogant movie stars shaking in their dresses and tuxes saying to themselves "not me, please not me."  I loved it and I am now a life long Ricky Gervais fan.  I will follow his career from now until Hollywood blacklists him.

Now tonight I read that his jokes were not taken well, that he won't be invited back and that he "crossed the line."  That's caca de toro!!!  He was the only reason I watched and I'm sure there were many more people who felt the same.  I'm reading he made Johnny Depp mad, the HFPA mad and that they had no idea about most of his jokes.  It really pisses me off that these people are so full of themselves that there has actually been this type of reaction to the genius of his jokes.  If I want to see ass kissing, tea bagging, non-deserved pandering to a celebrity, I'll watch friggin Jay Leno or David Letterman.  One of those guys would tell Depp that Cry Baby was the best movie they had ever seen.  This further proves my point that everyone in Hollywood is a friggin idiot and that anyone who looks up to them, spends anytime having conversations about them (other than The Rev's post of course) or teaches their children to want to be like them, is a pinhead idiot also!!!

In closing, bravo Ricky!  Well done.  You probably don't care, but you've made a fan for life and that's saying a lot.  If you knew The Rev, you'd know outside Jesus, my family and some of my close friends, I don't have much use for the ignorant people of this world.  To the NFPA, do yourselves a favor and invite this guy back and stop pandering to the jackasses in Hollywood.  Those dopes will show up no matter what to have their pictures taken and listen to you and all the other idiots scream, cry and tell them how fabulous they are.  This type of hypocracy makes me sick and I'll stop there before I start cursing!!!!!  Oh what the hell, you pretentious fuckers!!! 



The Rev

Merry Khristmas or The Kardashians are The New Addams Family?

There are so many things to say about this picture; I'm not sure where to start. This group of plastic zombies is using this shot for their Christmas card this year.

You know how I feel about photo cards for Christmas, so you I can't wait to get this card. Ok I probably am not on their list, but still...

Why are these assholes famous?

Can you say "pretentiousness"?

Am I the only person that thinks all of these women are weird looking? Jesus Christ, that thing in the pinkish dress looks a linebacker in drag for god sakes.

Why do they look like someone just notified them that Bernie Madoff was managing their money? Aren't you supposed to look like a happy family on your Christmas card, even if you secretly hate your fake tit-ed mother and her androgynous husband?

Are they too cool to smile or has the Botox numbed all their faces to the point that they can't change their expression any more? Even the baby looks pissed off.

The girl standing next to Kim (the one in the white) is like in middle school, so why do they have her standing like a pinup? And why is she wearing gloves...oh I get it she's a Christmas dominatrix.

What the hell is that green thing on the other chick's shoulders. Yet more evidence that you can't buy taste.

The guy at the top of the stairs (yes, the black one) has a pointed head like Ernie from Sesame Street.

The two in the suits look like they were Photoshopped into the shot. She strongly resembles the hermaphrodite from the Crying Game and he reminds me of the asshole brother from Step Brothers; you know that one that looks like a fucked up Tom Cruise that had the whole family singing Sweet Child of Mine in the car.

The baby looks like Eddie Munster, just saying.

Does Bruce Jenner look like he just did a "Got Milk" ad to you? If you ever watched Star Trek Deep Space Nine, ask yourself if that's really Bruce Jenner or Odo.

How did Bruce Jenner get hooked in with this cluster-fuck of retards? I thought he was a pretty normal dude. Guess not.

Anyway take this as an example of what not to do for a family Christmas card photo, or take it as yet another reason to hate the Kardashians.

With all due respect,
The Chief

Nicki Minaj - Freaky Booty!

I haven't watched all of this year's Video Music Awards but I had to write this before the public collective memory faded and moved on to the next stupid celebrity stunt, like a meat dress...

Anyway, when I first saw this chick performing a song with Will.I.Am, I thought, "huh she's different. I like the look."

But when she and Katy Perry presented the Moon Man for the Best Male Video all I could think was "Is Wee-man hiding in her pants?" BTW, are the Jack Ass guys getting creepier? Perhaps another story.

Anyway, I looked over at my wife and said, "holy shit, what the fuck is with her ass? That is crazy looking. Can that be real?"

She makes J-Lo look normal and Katy Perry looked almost 2 dimensional next to her.

Ha Ha! Your Kid's in Jail!!

I hate celebrities. I don't care who you are. I relish in your downfall. There are few exceptions.

This week I'd like to pick on Michael Douglas.
You see, his son, Cameron, was just sentenced to 5 years in prison for dealing Meth and possessing Heroin.

This grabbed my attention a couple of days ago when I was reading the news on my phone and ran across the story entitled "Michael Douglas asks judge for mercy". Hmmm...click!
The story opens with Michael stating that "his family's fame and history of substance abuse helped drive his son into drug addiction and crime" and that "he didn't want to see him break." He also mentions "the pressure of finding your own identity with a famous father."

It's Miley!!!

Ok. So Miley Cyrus was the "mentor" on American Idol tonight.

Why?

I'm not going to deny that she is a talented young girl but really, couldn't she be replaced with any one of many photogenic, somewhat coordinated American girls who can sing?
Miley Cyrus is a shitty trend that has taken hold of pop culture all the way back to the emergence of Britney Fucking Spears.
A lot can happen in ten years. I'm sure, if I really thought about it, I could come up with examples that go even further back than Britney's "Oh baby baby" bullshit.

Here's what I think. Every time that some cute teen gets a hit record ANY cute teen could have done it. I'm sure you idiots really like the "artist" performing the hit song but know this: you would have heard the song anyway. It would have just been sung by someone else. They didn't write it. All of these songs are written by the same 15 people anyway.
Miley recorded it because her daddy has been spending his achey-breaky money for the last 17 years in an effort to get his little girl to be a star.
But really, is he that different from most of the fathers out there in the world who want to make Daddy's Little Princess's dreams come true? Puke.

Back to the Idol crap.

Let's get rid of the whole mentoring segment on Idol. The only reason they're on there is so that they can whore themselves out for whatever record or TV show they need the idiot public to spend their money on. It's rare that they get someone on there that's worth a shit. Even when they get someone who is established they just get on there and embarrass themselves like Elton John or Andrew Lloyd Weber. Hell, Quentin Tarantino made more sense.

I guess it could have been worse, they could have had Kanye mentoring.
Have I mentioned that I hate that guy?

-Darth