Even The Rev Should Laugh at This...

The funniest thing on the internet!

-Darth

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Stan Lee Predicted the End Times!

My goodness!

Did you realize 9/11 was predicted way back in 1972?
It was in Avengers #37.
Or that the earthquake in Japan was prophecized in Iron Man Annual #5.
You don't know all this?
It's all there in CMYK!
Of course radical Muslims didn't attack New York City it was Hydra and there wasn't an earthquake it was the power-hungry Mandarin.

All kidding aside, that paragraph of bullshit was inspired by the below status update that's floating around Facebook. If you didn't run across it here it is:
Sept 11th (NewYork) Jan 11th (Haiti) and March 11th (Japan)........Luke 21:10-11 Then jesus said to his disciples : "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom There will be great earthquakes', famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. 'Jesus says for behold I come quickly,' So ask yourself r u ready? Sad to say, many won't repost this message.
Let's just face it: shit happens.
Not because the Bible predicted it or that it's all part of God's plan because he works in mysterious ways.
Shit.
Just.
Happens.

Horrible shit happens that's so terrible that people feel the need to justify or explain why it happened or give credit to someone or something to make them better understand things that they can't fathom.
(With the exception of 9/11 of course, we know who the cock suckers were who did that)

My point is that you can read meaning into anything if you want to believe it. Just look at what a certain someone did with the White Album.

What disgusts me most about this whole thing is that it trivializes the losses of life by attempting to inject someone's God-fearing agenda.
Guess what? This isn't about you idiot.
Anyone who posts Bible quotes calling out the end of the world or just commenting about how the Christians are going to be OK when all is said and done should be ashamed of themselves.
No very Christ-like if you ask me.
Jesus would be ashamed of you.

Let the hate mail flow.
-Darth

God Hates New Zealand

Alright, I know this is cruel and it's a bit too soon but has anyone taken note of the recent disaster in New Zealand?
Last night the town of Christchurch was struck by a 6.3 magnitude earthquake.
Did you catch the name of the town? An act of god has pretty much destroyed a town named after his son. On top of that the building damaged the most was the local place of worship, the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament. The structure half collapsed and trapped and killed dozens of people.
The death toll is reaching 100 and hundreds of people are trapped in buildings, roads are destroyed and water mains are bursting all over the place.
I remember last year when the horrible disaster in Haiti happened there was some religious asshole who said they had it coming because they worshiped the devil in the past?
Is there a non-religious asshole who's going to point out the irony of the act of god against a town called Christchurch?
Well, I guess that asshole is me.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not making light of the horrible events in New Zealand. I'm just curious how the various religious and media organizations are going to cover this little detail.
"His ways are not our own..."
I know, I know. I'm going to hell.

-Darth