Westboro Baptist Church, Common Decency and 8 Idiots

Not sure if these are still good, but can't hurt to give them a try

I can't believe I'm saying this but I have to agree with Sarah Palin; probably a fluke. She made a statement on March 2nd after the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Rev. Fred Phelps and his church of the insane in their suit with the father of a fallen soldier, saying that the Courts rules illustrated the lack of Common Sense and Decency in this country. She tweeted yesterday,  "Common sense & decency absent as wacko "church" allowed hate msgs spewed@ soldiers' funerals but we can't invoke God's name in public square."


Now, you know I'm not much of a God invoker, but I have to agree that there is some real, almost tangible hypocrisy here.


Albert Synder was burying his son Matthew a soldier that was killed in combat in the Iraq in 2006. Phelps' gang of sociopaths gather outside the 1000 foot parameter that the police required holding up their signs with slurs like "Thank God for dead soldiers", and "God Hates the USA / Thank God for 9/11".


Real bunch of sweet hearts.


Matthew's family sued Westboro for mental anguish. They won their suit in a lower court, being awarded $5 million. However with the Supreme Court overturning that ruling, the Snyders may have to pay the fucking creepy Phelps $100,000 to cover their legal fees.


Their lawyer by the way is Fred's own spawn, Maggie Phelps.


To pour piss on a wound, the money will more than likely go to fund more villainous protests like those that disgraced his son's funeral.


Justice Roberts in epic cold-blooded Supreme Court style  described the court's holding as "narrow", whatever the fuck that means.


In a separate statement Justice Stephen Breyer said that in other circumstances governments would not be "powerless to provide private individuals with necessary protection." But in this particular case, Breyer said, it would be wrong to "punish Westboro for seeking to communicate its views on matters of public concern."

I call bullshit on Breyer, Roberts and the other 6 that found for Westboro. 

Complete Bullshit.

What exactly is public about God Hates Fags? This isn't a public concern, its a lunatic fringe church's sociopathic leader's hate-mongering. It's hard to imagine any rational person seeing what Westboro is doing as simple public protest. 


Remember the Justices were lawyers.


Justice Samuel Alito and I however are in complete agreement, and I would have to guess he'd call bullshit on the others as well. Alito stated, the protesters "brutally attacked" Matthew Snyder to attract public attention. "Our profound national commitment to free and open debate is not a license for the vicious verbal assault that occurred in this case," he said.


Exactly, and that's why I have to agree with Sarah "pitbull in lipstick" Palin. As much of a nut job as she seems, or is, she's dead on here. 


I guess sometimes even the crazies think people are crazy.


With all due respect,
The Chief

This Week in Idiocy

John Boehner

John Edwards

Fred Phelps

Jared Lee Loughner

Speaker John Boehner

Yes, this idiot is the new Speaker of the House. I HATE Nancy Pelosi but at least she didn't cry in public as much as this guy. What a pussy. Just do a YouTube search with "Boehner Cry". It's hilarious.

Not now fucker! Stay here. There's more...

John Edwards

Politicians are dicks by nature. But this $400 haircut prick makes the list this week for another reason.
Not the fact that he had an affair on his wife, Elizabeth. Or the fact that he had a baby with the woman while his wife battled cancer.

Elizabeth Edwards finally died December 7th. Reports are that he was at her side when she passed.
I bet the minute after she was gone, he stepped into another room, looked from side to side, exhaled strongly and whispered
"Fuck. Finally."He may have been by her side when she passed but guess where he wasn't...in her will.
Ha. Ha.

Fred Phelps

There are religious nuts then there's THIS guy. He's the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. These are the idiots who picket soldier's funerals with signs such as "Thank GOD for DEAD Soldiers", "Fag Sin = 9/11" and "Thank God for IEDs". Why hasn't someone shot this idiot? For every one of you christian folk out there there's an asshole like this guy and his entire family making you look a little less reasonable... Hate AND the bible. How does this constantly go together, century after century? I don't get it.
I may SAY some bad things about people but I WISH bad things on this fucker and his entire family of nutballs.
Someone needs to go all Jared Lee Loughner on these fuckers.
AAANNNDD finally...
My Final Thoughts: Jared Lee Loughner!
Most people, who read this text, forget in the next 2 second!
The population of dreamers in the United States of America is less than 5%!
If 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,618 is the year in B.C.E. then the previous year is 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,619 B.C.E.
987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,618 is the year in B.C.E.
Therefore, the previous year of 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,619 B.C.E.
If B.C.E. years are unable to start then A.D.E. years are unable to begin.
B.C.E. years are unable to start.
Thus, A.D.E. years are unable to begin.
If A.D.E. is endless in year then the years in A.D.E. don't cease.
A.D.E. is endless in year.
Therefore, the years in A.D.E. don't cease.
If I teach a mentally capable 8 year old for 20 consecutive minutes to replace an alphabet letter with a new letter and pronunciation then the mentally capable 8 year old writes and pronounces the new letter and pronunciation that's replacing an alphabet letter in 20 consecutive minutes.
I teach a mentally capable 8 year old for 20 consecutive minutes to replace an alphabet letter with a new letter and pronunciation.
Thus, the mentally capable 8 year old writes and pronounces the new letter and pronunciation that replaces an alphabet letter in 20 consecutive minutes.
Every human who's mentally capable is always able to be treasurer of their new currency.
If you create one new currency then you're able to create a second new currency.
If you're able to create second new currency then you're able to create third new currency.
You create one new currency.
Thus, you're able to create a third new currency.
You're a treasurer for a new currency, listener?
You create and distribute your new currency, listener?
You don't allow the government to control your grammar structure, listener?
If you create one new language then you're able to create a second new language.
If you're able to create a second new language then you're able to create a third new language.
You create one new language.
Thus, you're able to create a third new language.
All humans are in need of sleep.
Jared Loughner is a human.
Hence, Jared Loughner is in need of sleep.
Sleepwalking
If I define sleepwalking then sleepwalking is the act or state of walking, eating, or performing other motor acts while asleep, of which one is unaware upon awakening.
I define sleepwalking.
Thus, sleepwalking is the act or state of walking, eating, or performing other motor acts while asleep, of which one is unaware upon awakening.
I'm a sleepwalker - who turns off the alarm clock.
All conscience dreaming at this moment is asleep.
Jared Loughner is conscience dreaming at this moment.
Thus, Jared Loughner is asleep.
Terrorist
If I define terrorist then a terrorist is a person who employs terror or terrorism, especially as a political weapon.
I define terrorist.
This, a terrorist is a person who employs terror or terrorism, especially as a political weapon.
If you call me a terrorist then the argument to call me a terrorist is Ad hominem.
You call me a terrorist.
Thus, the argument to call me a terrorist is Ad hominem.
Every United States Military recruit at MEPS in Phoenis is receiving one mini bible before the tests.
Jared Loughner is a United States Military recruit at MEPS in Phoenix.
Therefore, Jared Loughner is receiving one mini bible before the tests.
I didn't write a belief on my Army application, and the recruiter wrote on the application; None.
The majority of citizens in the United States of America have never read the United States of America's Constitution.
You don't have to accept the federalist laws.
Nonetheless, read the United States of America's Constituion to apprehend all of the current treasonous laws.
You're literate, listener?

Do I really need to write anything about this guy? The above Cut and Paste sums it all up.

-Darth