Ice Ice Baby!!

Let the heavens open and cry down it's pellets of frozen tears!!
We deserve it









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People Drive Like Shit - The Introduction

I don't know about you, but I drive a lot. On the order of 25,000 to 35,000 miles per year. The majority of that is city, urban-cycle driving. I drive in all seasons, in all weather and at all times of the day, so I have encountered just about every driving scenario you can imagine over the last 24 years I've been licensed.

All of this experience has lead me to the conclusion that MOST PEOPLE CANNOT FUCKING DRIVE.

So I've decided to take out my frustration in prose, and do a series of articles on people's driving habits, recount for you my recent encounters with idiots on the street and help you better understand why we say the world is full of idiots.

Before I get started though there are a few parameters which should be outlined. First I feel that I need to explain to you my theory that there are only 3 types of people on the street (note I didn't call them all drivers since most of them are not really driving but pointing their cars).

Group 1 are probably the most common. They are what I call the Oblivious Idiots. They are simply concerned with getting from point A to point B and don't appear to have any cognizance that the rest of us are on the road with them. There are many variation of this type but most can be summarized by comparison to the dipshit I encountered last Thursday morning. I was following this guy in a old Lincoln Towncar down a busy two-lane county "highway". You know the type; windy, hilly, no curb or shoulder, lots of drive ways and side streets. Mr. Fuckeverybodyelse spent the majority of his trip straddling the center line,

Motorists in Cars! USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAINS!!

After 2, count 'em, TWO accidents in a month involving my scooter, I have decided enough is enough! This all because other motorists are either to busy yakking on their phones (ever heard of hands free assholes?!), applying enough make-up to put Kiss and GWAR to shame, eating a 5 course gourmet meal from some sloppy shit-hole, screaming at their kids while what appears to be a reenactment of the Exorcist by the look of the position of their heads in relation to their bodies, jerking off, acting as is it is post war Nazi Germany cruising the newly completed Autobahn, generally not paying any fucking attention to anyone else AT ALL, or any number of activities/in activities that could easily be construed as, at the very least GROSS NEGLIGENCE, at worst ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE!!!
You people need to get your heads out of your asses!! When I say you, I do mean 95% of you!!! You act as if this driving business
is some sort of a fucking game! Let me tell you something! After being backed into and almost crushed