Motorists in Cars! USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAINS!!

After 2, count 'em, TWO accidents in a month involving my scooter, I have decided enough is enough! This all because other motorists are either to busy yakking on their phones (ever heard of hands free assholes?!), applying enough make-up to put Kiss and GWAR to shame, eating a 5 course gourmet meal from some sloppy shit-hole, screaming at their kids while what appears to be a reenactment of the Exorcist by the look of the position of their heads in relation to their bodies, jerking off, acting as is it is post war Nazi Germany cruising the newly completed Autobahn, generally not paying any fucking attention to anyone else AT ALL, or any number of activities/in activities that could easily be construed as, at the very least GROSS NEGLIGENCE, at worst ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE!!!
You people need to get your heads out of your asses!! When I say you, I do mean 95% of you!!! You act as if this driving business
is some sort of a fucking game! Let me tell you something! After being backed into and almost crushed
by one of those white, retardo-for-hire short buses at a stop light and after being t-boned by a little old lady "LATE FOR CHURCH"; I've concluded mass frontal temporal lobotomies, followed by severance of both arms to the 95%er's, is the only real way to go! Crack-smokin', Lilly-livered, slime slithering, biped's! You shouldn't be able to operate a fucking mule even! Unless it were off a very, very steep, long cliff!
The explanation given on the bus deal was that "there was someone backing up in front of me". I'm sorry! On a thorough-fare, at a stop light, on a hill?!?! I was far enough behind to see both of her rear-view mirrors for god's sake! Shit! As she started to crush my bike, I was able to actually pound on the back window before diving off the damned thing!!
A month of shop work I get it back on a Saturday and Monday rolls around. I go to the bank, drop off a check, come to a four way stop that a person to my left is already at and I wait to go after them. No one at the other 2 stops. It's my turn. That's when the nutcase "late for god" woman t-bones my bike!! I get the handle bars stripped out from my left hand, and land very hard on my right side, cracking some ribs and straining almost to the point of tearing my right wrist!! I don't even get time to finish the police report while I'm hauled off to the hospital. Now mind you, both parties involved in both separate accidents admit fault and at least that part is good. But if I were anyone else... I'd be fucking DEAD!! It's hard to kill someone this angry!
The point remains........ FUCKING PAY ATTENTION ASSHOLES!!! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY SONS-O-BITCHES ON THE FUCKING ROAD!!! YOU MAY NOT CARE ABOUT KILLING OR MAIMING ANGRY, BUT WHAT IF IT WERE A CLOSE LOVED ONE OF YOURS (not someone you've had a lot of water under the bridge with or whom your not on speaking terms with, but someone you really like being around/with!) IF YOU'D RATHER NOT HEED MY WARNING, WATCH THE FUCK OUT CAUSE I HAVE LASER VISION FOR ALL THE NEFARITY YOU BRAINLESS, SPINELESS PUNKS CAUSE!! I WON'T MERELY FLIP YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, I'm done with the bike. I'd like to be in the company of my lovely wife and dear friends for a while longer.
A word for all of the asshole motor-cyclists-------you're being watched too....DUMMIES.
ANGRY BRADY