Greetings pagans, atheists, scientists, paleantologists, evolutionists, big bangers and all you other jackasses that that spew your intellectual stupidity all over the world. It's your old buddy the Rev with your daily dose of "up yours with a fossil!" The lesson today morons is Bible 101: Dinosaurs Are God's Creation.
Okay so for years our children have been taught that one of the biggest reasons the Bible can't be true is because it doesn't speak of dinosaurs. That is the number one thing a non believer says to me when we talk about it. Little do they know, the Rev ain't playin. Now this is just as much Christians' fault as the science geeks because Christian scholars have tried to compromise with science and put things in the newer translations of the Bible that are not true, that God didn't say. We expect to talk about Jesus and salvation but as I've always said, we don't teach the prophecy and history of the Word that people can actually see that has or is happening to raise an eyebrow to the truth of the Bible. That's where I and few others come in. So here we go. Pay attention and stop playing with your telescope trying to count the frakin stars (thanks for that word Chief, you may live to regret that one).
The Bible does speak of dinosaurs, in fact it speaks of three animals that no longer exist that can only be dinosaurs. The first is the Behemoth. The second is the Livyathan. The third is Tinnayan, which is translated as "dragon", "serpent", "sea monster", "dinosaur", "great creature" and "reptile. Man created the name dinosaur in 1841 AD. Since the Bible was written between 1450 B.C. and 95 A.D. more than 3000 years before man created the word dinosaur, it appears as in my post a couple of months ago, scientards are idiots. When will you people learn the Bible is never wrong. Now you say, "Rev, can you back these claims up with scripture?" My answer is, "Don't I always?" If there is one thing you will always get from me is proof, not unproven guessing and theory like scientards.
The Behemoth is spoken of in Job 40:15-24. It's attributes are as follows:
1. It "eats grass like an ox"
2. It "moves its tail like a cedar tree" (This is a very important attribute as you need to picture a tail as big as a cedar tree because dimwitted men have tried to lie and say this is an elephant or hippopotamus)
3. Its "bones are like beams of bronze, his ribs like bars of iron."
4. "HE IS THE FIRST OF GOD'S WAYS" This phrase in the original Hebrew implied that behemoth was the "biggest" animal created.
5. "He lies under the lotus trees, in a covert of reeds and marsh."
6. "Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play."
7. "He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed and fens."
8. "Behold he drinketh up a river and hasteth not, he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan in his mouth."
9. He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares."
Some liberal translations of the Bible and scientists as I said, have translated this as elephant or hippo but clearly these two animals have small tails that look nothing like a long tapered tree trunk and don't have bones like bronze and ribs like iron. The cedar tree was the largest most magnificent tree in the ancient world. Now you won't find a living animal with a tail like a cedar but you will find in your children's dinosaur books, many. Let's see what an elephant or hippo would look like if they had fit this description. The Rev has visuals!!!
So were done with that scientardal nonsense I guess, wouldn't you say? Let's move on...
The Leviathan is spoken about in Job 41, Psalm 104:25-26 and Isaiah 27:1. Here is a partial description of it as noted in the Bible:
1. "No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up."
2. "Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?"
3. "His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted."
4. "His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes. His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth."
5. "Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart or javelin. He regards iron as straw and bronze as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins."
6. "On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear."
7. He "played" in the "great wide sea" (notice it says sea, not river)
8. He is a "reptile that is in the sea."
This animal is guessed by man to be an alligator or crocodile. There are a couple of problems with that guess. Alligators and Crocs mouths can be open with a simple punch to the snout or poke to the eye (pussies). Also, let's face it, a sword, arrow, dart or javelin can definitely hurt an alligator or croc and most importantly, alligators and crocs can be tamed to the point of putting on shows for people at some ridiculous zoo attraction. The Bible also says it lives in the great SEA, not a river like alligators and crocs. Also, alligators and crocs spend a good amount of time on land. The word "reptile" used is a Hebrew word "Tanniyan" which shows the Leviathan was a "dragon." Also, I've never heard of a smoke or fire breathing alligator or croc. Many fossil dinosaur skulls contain unexplained, empty passages. Scientards have not been able to guess the reason for these passages. Would it make sense that some dinosaurs used these passages as "gas tanks" for the combustible mixture used to "breathe smoke or hot air?" Maybe, maybe not. History has been filled with stories of dragons though, which at least gives it some credibility. Wouldn't past ages have created stories of fire breathing lions, tigers or bears, oh my?!!! Nobody did because the dragon stories are probably based on some type of truth although probably not your typical dragon say as in Beowulf or Puff the Magic Dragon. This definitely doesn't describe the modern day alligator or croc. This description most accurately describes the Kronosaurus based on research. Visual numero dos:
Stuff that in your alligator bag!
Tanniyan is the most interesting description of these three. As I said before, it has been translated as dinosaur, dragon, reptile, great creature and sea monster since its original use. This would lead one to believe it was a general description for many types of animals in that time. Many animals were not called by their now known names back when the Bible was written. Man has created names for them as they have studied the Hebrew and Greek descriptions of them and gone from there. For example, "namer" is now cheetah and "akbar is now mouse. The English translation of the Bible kept Behemoth because no known creature at the time met the description.
The truth is people, that God created man and the animals within 24 hours of each other. The Bible clearly says that in Genesis 1. Before sin, all animals and men lived on earth together in harmony. Based on Bible research, the world as we know it was created roughly 6,000 years ago, not millions of years ago. There have been fossils of man found in the same layers of earth as dinosaurs, but you won't hear about that. You have to search for that type of info because the liberal world wants you to believe that dinosaurs and man did not live together because that would give great credibility to the Creation belief. Someone saying to you that a dinosaur fossil is 100 million years old is a guess, it's unproven. Since fossils have started being "carbon dated" they give dates of only a few thousand years old? Science is proving itself wrong. The other night I was watching a 60 Minutes episode about Jack Horner. He was the guy who advised on the Jurassic Park movies and was said to be the guy the character of "Alan Grant" was based on. He breaks open dinosaur bones looking for DNA and cells that are alive because he wants to make a dinosaur. Yes, he wants to make a dinochicken. Jackass!!! Anyway, him and a woman (Ms. Schweitzer) he works with who deals in DNA have indeed found cells and DNA alive inside bones they say are 65 million years old. Really? I mean, really? DNA alive after 65 million years? Do you think these people are grasping at straws? I mean come on you idiots, isn't it much more realistic to think if DNA could last a long period of time, say 6000 years, it definitely can't last 65 frakin million years. Also, the same science that says the earth is hundreds of millions of years old, has also said a planet couldn't sustain its natural energy supply that long. Make up your minds.
You people really have to stop lying to people. You really need to read the Bible and uncover truths about this and a lot more so you know both sides. I assure you, one side makes much more sense based on tuth. You can't remove the Lord from the world he created, no matter how many books you write, no matter how educated the minions are that you stick in our universites to teach this crap to our children and no matter how much you really believe the lies you tell so that you keep getting money for more research and more awards to put on your shelves. Just as you sit there and say "Rev, you don't know all this for sure." I sit here and say, "neither do you." The difference is, me being wrong doesn't send my kids and I to Hell. Yours does. You allow your children to not have a mind of their own by telling them and letting them be taught that Jesus is a "superhero" of myth as my new favorite comedian Ricky Gervais so eloquently stated in one of our videos. The Chief says above the video "this one will make you think." It does make me think. It makes me think that people are stupid in all levels of life. People you love, you like, you look up to, you envy and you hate. There's people everywhere being lied to and lying to themselves that there is no God and that somehow man has all the answers. Gervais asks "if there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?" The answer is, he didn't. Your mind and the intellectual BS you've been fed all your life does. Man says if I can't see it, it must not be true; but we believe in aliens. Man says if there is war, strife and unequalness; how can there be a God? The answer is God has already told us in His Word there will be war, strife and unequalness until the end of time. We ask, why would he let that happen? The answer is, he didn't. It's because of man. The smart, brilliant, all knowing, all seeing, intellectual, genius mind of man. They've destroyed God's world, mocked His commandments, made fun of His children that believe, persecuted His people (the Jews) and cursed His name...and they will pay. Man may not bow today, or tomorrow, but he will bow to the Lord. God bless each and every one of you idiots!!!!
P.S - This has been a Public Service Announcement from Yours Truly,
The Rev
