Idiot Town Is Becoming As Overcrowded As China!!!

Good evening infidels!!!  Tonight The Rev is offering up a smorgasboard of idiots.  Although the point of this site is to expose as many idiots as possible, we may have to pass some legislation as they have done in China to slow down the population of Idiot Town.  The site may spontaneously combust if they keep coming at this rate.

Say hello to New Orleans resident Waltdell Davis who shot his brother Walter in the face with a .22 calibur handgun after an argument about Walter smoking the younger brother's marijuana.  Walter was struck in the upper lip and doctors at Interim LSU Public Hospital said all they found was a bullet fragment near his left nostril.   Paramedics said the victim told them the bullet ricocheted off his gold tooth.  When asked if he thought the bullet being stopped by his tooth was a miracle from God, Walter said no but gave shout outs to Lil' Wayne, Master P and Charlie Sheen for being the gold tooth pioneers they are.  As for his idiot brother Waltdell, he was charged with aggravated battery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.  Idiot!



Next up is 21 year old Anthony Darren Black from Chickasha, OK.  You can probably already see where this is going.  Anthony walked into the Ross Seed Company in Chickasha earlier this week and had to have a chainsaw so badly, he stuck it down the front of his pants and tried to exit the store with it.  Who would notice the bulge and be suspicious, right?  Well, store employe George Graham, that's who.  Graham told a local TV reporter "I seen the bar between his legs".  Luckily for George, his eyes are better than his grammer.  Employees chased him into a field where they cornered him.  He dropped the tool (hee hee), climbed a tree, scaled down to someone's house, got chased out by the resident, ran to a nearby creek and jumped in head first, only to be captured later by authorities.  The only thing missing from that chase was Patrick Swayze throwing a pitbull at him like a scene from Point Break.  RIP Patrick and remember nobody puts Baby in the corner.  This story has The Rev reminiscing about when in his early twenties he had a part time job working nights as a Loss Prevention Specialist at SportMart in Chicago and he caught a teen attempting to steal a Callaway Big Bertha Driver by sticking it down the back of his coat and down into the back of his pants.  When I apprehended him outside the front doors, myself and the policeman called to the scene discovered he had over $2000 worth of golf clubs already in the trunk of his dad's $90K Mercedes he was driving.  When we asked him why he didn't just ask his dad to buy it for him, he said "I did and he said no".  Anyway, enough about me.  Anthony Darren Black, you're a friggin idiot.  A chainsaw?  Really?



Last but not least, say hello to Hersha Howard of Naples, Florida.  Hersha was arrested this past Sunday for attacking her roomate over a box of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies.  Not Oreos, not Chips Ahoy and not Fig Newtons, but Thin Mints.  Howard's roomate, Jasmine Wanke told deputies she was asleep when Howard busted into her bedroom and accused her of eating the cookies.  Wanke told Howard she gave them to Howard's kids because they had been awake and hungry at 1a.m.  The women began to argue, then Howard jumped on Wanke and struck her in the face.  They continued to fight until Wanke's husband pulled them apart.  As Wanke walked away, Howard then picked up a pair of scissors and began chasing and threatening her.  As they went down the stairs, Howard dropped the scissors, picked up a board and struck Wanke again.  Wanke ran to the kitchen where Howard again struck her, bit her breast and continued to hit her.  Wanke got away and ran outside where Howard then picked up a sign and hit her several more times.  Wanke was saved again when her husband tackled Howard to the ground before police arrived.  Howard was charged with Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon.  Holy crap!!!  All this over friggin Thin Mints.  Girl Scout cookies are horrible.  I can maybe see this happening over the last of the Kool Aid as the participants were African American (I kid, I kid), but Thin Mints?  Not to mention, the victim was feeding the assailants children.  WTH?  Hertha, you are indeed an idiot of epic proportions.  



Yours Truly,

The Rev