March is here. This is the prime time for your diet/exercise plan to derail.
If it hasn't already.
Remember how gung-ho you were at the beginning of the year?
"2011 is the year I lose this weight!" you thought to yourself.
How's that working out for you?
Are you still on your diet? Still committed to a better you?
Well, things are about to get tougher.
Soon, very soon, those evil pixies known as Girl Scouts, will be delivering their cookies. Even if you had the fortitude not to order them weeks ago, you'll soon be assaulted by the little witches when you walk into Wal-Mart or your local grocery store. Or you'll start coveting your coworkers batches. Wishing "Why the fuck didn't I order them?" "Shit" "What was I thinking?"
AND, if you can resist that do you have the strength to avoid Mardi Gras? How about St. Patrick's Day? Corned Beef and Cabbage anyone? How about a couple pints of Guinness?
Oink Oink idiots!
-Darth
1 comment:
You took the words right out of my mouth. It is even worse when you have nieces that are in girl scouts calling you wanting you to buy those fucking cookies. Just this weekend going into Schnucks I had a bunch of little bastards wanting me to donate to their soccer team.I am sick of all these kids trying to sell their shit over the phone or in front of stores, I"M DONE!!!
By the way, My Niece will be delivering my 10 boxes of cookies to me in a couple of weeks.
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