Good evening you pagan dogs!!! Your daddy the Rev is back and he's got another idiot of epic proportions. Tonight's edition is sponsored by the Illinois penal system and Moron Heating & Cooling.
Say hello to Ryan Cleary an inmate at Kendall County Corrections Center who attempted to escape and was captured not by prison guards, not by the police and not by a state of the art motion sensored alarm system. No, this jackass was captured inside the ceiling by the ventilation duct system. This friggin idiot tried to crawl through the duct and got stuck as it had been reinforced very well during construction. Cleary will have attempted escape and damage to state-supported property added to his original charges of aggravated resisting and aggravated battery of a police officer. This should be a lesson to all that crime doesn't pay and the "duct" stops here, ba dum dum!!!
Congratulations Ryan you just boarded the Rev Train to Idiot Town, choo friggin choo!!!
The Rev
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