Another way to cut the "FAT" out of the US budget

Maybe the "Polititards" should include this in the budget!










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Rights to what now?!

"The alternative to intellectual property is straightforward: intellectual products should not be owned, as in the case of everyday language. That means not owned by individuals, corporations, governments, or the community as common property. It means that ideas are available to be used by anyone who wants to."
Quoth the Raven(not really)






In our country are evangelists and zealots of many different political, economic and religious persuasions whose fanatical conviction is that all thought is divinely classified into two kinds—that which is their own and that which is false and dangerous. Justice Robert H. Jackson


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Quick hit

I knew there was something wrong with this backwater town I'm doing work in......







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Just in case anybody needs my credentials...

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QUICK HIT SMILE - "Duh, Winning!" Edition

Sometimes it just simply says...



my better days are behind me. 

Toothless Bastard!!!  HA HA!  Charlie looks like he bit a brick.  I love this pic so much, I posted it again.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:  "Banging 7 gram rocks because that's the way I roll" causes tooth decay you friggin idiots!!!


This has been a Public "Down Like The Titanic" Service Announcement by Yours Truly,



The Rev

The Rev's Idiot of the Week Award

Greetings pagans!!!  The Rev has returned after a brief sabatical and has this week's IOTW Award.  I thought this would be a good time to lighten things up a bit as it appears my colleagues have moved away from their "light & whimsical" ways and are getting all anti-religious on us.  Jesus shooting up heroin, Glenn Beck's obvious stupidity, the New Zealand earthquake being "God's work" and MSNBC correspondents that have obviously had sex changes....shout out Mr. Maddow, or is it Ms?  I still can't tell.  Anyway, on to this week's moron...

Say hello to Pennsylvania State Trooper Douglas Nick Sversko who was caught on a webcam dancing to Lady GaGa with his pants down for what he thought was a 13 year old girl.  The Rev is laughing hysterically while typing this.  Seriously?  He has now been suspended without pay from his $81,600 a year job (wow, cops can make that much?) pending investigation.  Investigation?  He should be fired whether it was meant for a 13 year old or not!!!  What a friggin idiot.  Congratulations copper, you've just been named The Rev's Idiot of the Week!!!

This story proves Glenn Beck is indeed an idiot like The Chief said.  Clearly, Lady GaGa is the Antichrist!!!  Please though, I don't want Mr. Maddow doing an expose on my lunacy.  Please keep the fact that I've proved who the Anitchrist is between us.  You know the old saying, "what happens in a worldfullofidiots, stays in a worldfullofidiots". 


Yours Truly,


The Rev

I've coined a new phrase!

No digs at the other Assholes on the site for partaking if they so choose in the Twitter idea, but I've had it WAAAY long ago with the whole "Social Network/Media" thing!!



I'm guilty of trying out some of them including Twitter. All with aliases of course! Boy am I glad I did! I still can't completely make some of them go away!!
Now I'm not ignorant enough to think ANY of my life isn't under scrutiny and invasion from all angles. It's near impossible to get away from now days unless one were to live like Ted Kazinski
or some shit! But what I am unwilling to partake in is knowingly giving corporations/employers, etc., my preferences, likes, aspirations, misgivings, politics, what have you on a silver platter! I know! What am I doing blogging right?! It's a bit different when one has total control as to what info they will divulge, what emails they will use to post(real or not), have the ability to control the info when done, and the like.
The worst of the bunch the more I thought about it, BIG EXCLUSION BEING FUCKBOOK!; Twitter!! Why?!
It is the epitome if Narcissism from the social networking end. So much so that there's nothing really social about it! I tell you what I'm doing at any given moment day or night, end of story. I can reTweet what you said or respond by Tweeting from my own Twitter account in 190 characters or less! Is that right? Have I got it wrong? Maybe the damned thing has changed since I tried it last...
So I've coined a new term.......
TWARCISSISM!!!!

Enjoy!
P.S. I get the irony of this coming from a goddamned blog!
I guess I could have posted in semaphore or smoke signals. Then even fewer would have seen it, much less understood the former.

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And another quickie!!

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Reminds me of a virtually unknown Devo song...

People find that dude everywhere !!!!!








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The Rev's Trainload of Idiots Just Keeps on Chuggin'...All Abooooard!!!!



Good evening you pagan dogs!!! Your daddy the Rev is back and he's got another idiot of epic proportions. Tonight's edition is sponsored by the Illinois penal system and Moron Heating & Cooling.

Say hello to Ryan Cleary an inmate at Kendall County Corrections Center who attempted to escape and was captured not by prison guards, not by the police and not by a state of the art motion sensored alarm system. No, this jackass was captured inside the ceiling by the ventilation duct system. This friggin idiot tried to crawl through the duct and got stuck as it had been reinforced very well during construction. Cleary will have attempted escape and damage to state-supported property added to his original charges of aggravated resisting and aggravated battery of a police officer. This should be a lesson to all that crime doesn't pay and the "duct" stops here, ba dum dum!!!

Congratulations Ryan you just boarded the Rev Train to Idiot Town, choo friggin choo!!!



The Rev

The Rev's Idiot of the Week...On The First Day of the Week?



Buenes Noches paganos!!! I know it's only the first day of the week, but The Rev already has his first IOTW Award. It's absolutely unbelievable the amount of idiocy in this world of ours.

So I'm watching the beginning of Fox's coverage of the Super Bowl and I hear Christina Aquilera is going to be singing the National Anthem. I don't like her music but I'd be lying if I didn't say she is a great singer. So after watching the narrator of The Big Lebowski introduce the teams and after watching one of those annoying Glee stars sing America the Beautiful, here comes out Ms. Aquilera who I'm convinced is going to sound splendid singing our National Anthem. I was wrong...

This dimwit comes out and flubs the song up big time. Here is where it all went horribly wrong:

Instead of singing the line "O'er the ramparts we watched were so galantly streaming" this bimbo sings "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last reaming" Really? You messed up the National Anthem, really? If you don't know the words to the National Anthem, you should be sent to Iran to be stoned to death, seriously.

Congratulations Ms. Aguilera, you've just won The Rev's IOTW Award...Idiot!!!


The Rev

The Rev's 2nd Idiot Of The Week Award...This Week!!!

Hello again pagans!!! Yes believe it or not, we've got a second IOTW Award this week and this guy takes the cake. Say hello to Cody Wilkins who was caught and is being charged for 10 burglaries because at his last burglary he left the scene quickly after being discovered and left his friggin cell phone charging at the victim's house. I'll repeat myself, HE LEFT HIS CELL PHONE CHARGING AT THE VICTIM'S HOUSE!!! Waa ha ha ha!!! What a jackass! The cops called a female in his contacts, told her the owner of the phone had been involved in an "incident", asked her who the owner of the phone was and after she told them, they dropped in on his unsuspecting ass and jacked him up. "Bad boys, bad boys what you gonna do, what you gonna do when your a friggin idiot?" Congratulations Mr. Wilkins, you've just been named The Rev's Idiot of the Week Numero Dos. Also, The Rev thinks you look like a young Woody Allen only stupid and without glasses.

This should be a reminder to everyone that this website will never run out of material as there are so many stupid people in this world, it really is sad...and SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!


Yours Truly,



The Rev



Ice Ice Baby!!

Let the heavens open and cry down it's pellets of frozen tears!!
We deserve it









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QUICK HIT SMILE - All The Way From Egypt

Sometimes it says "greetings, I'm happy and my people love me!!!"...

But can quickly turn to "GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEERRRRRRE!!!!!"



The Rev

Quick Hit Smile - Arizona Edition

It makes people ask themselves..."How

batshit crazy is this idiot?"

The Rev

Unfortunately Named Website - Arizona Shooting

Having been out of town and not watching or reading the news for the past few days, I googled "Arizona shooting overview" and this was in the top four hits.

You just never know whats going to become a common phrase these days.

The Rev's Festive Holiday Poem

My favorite holiday is Christmas,
I love it's festive joy.
The tree, presents and Jesus,
It makes me smile, oh boy!

I wrote this when challenged by Brady,
It comes straight from my heart.
It's not to woo a lady,
It's to outdo Chief, Angry and Darth!!!

Boo ya!!!


The Rev



Christmas Poem

Hickory Dickory Dock
Santa was on my Block
Forgot what he Brought me
Saw my Name marked Naughty
And Moved on to his Next Stop

Winter Sux!!! A poem as such...

S.A.D., the blues, cabin fever, increasing close contact with other "bug ridden bags of flesh", sickness, melancholia, wistfulness, a 4-5 month nature induced prison sentence, beds that want to be stayed in and loathed all the same ( it's warm embrace like being held by Edgar Allen Poe's Laudanum riddled nightmarish mind ), endless seeming 7 pm's when it's actually only 4.
Many questions throughout growing up to the parental figures as to why I had to be born in my ever calling home of Southern Cali, only to be yanked to this sad state of affairs I call Mizzeri!
Well, that's my horse-shit moan of an excuse I called poetry...
Buncha finger snapping, coffee shop hanging Beatnik fags!
The only poet I've ever read that I thought had a modicum of taste, because of his seeming utter dislike for taste in the first damned place was E.E. Cummings!!! Wunderbar! Or some shit...
Later!
Maybe the other knuckle-heads on this site can pound some deep shit out, as a challenge! Yeah! That's it c'mon Chief, Darth, Rev! Give us your best Kahil Gabraun
Have fun kids

ANgRY BRaDY

Quick Hit - Smile!

It makes people wonder what you're thinking.

But not too big or you look like an idiot.

Thanks Steve!