There are so many things to say about this picture; I'm not sure where to start. This group of plastic zombies is using this shot for their Christmas card this year.
You know how I feel about photo cards for Christmas, so you I can't wait to get this card. Ok I probably am not on their list, but still...
Why are these assholes famous?
Can you say "pretentiousness"?
Am I the only person that thinks all of these women are weird looking? Jesus Christ, that thing in the pinkish dress looks a linebacker in drag for god sakes.
Why do they look like someone just notified them that Bernie Madoff was managing their money? Aren't you supposed to look like a happy family on your Christmas card, even if you secretly hate your fake tit-ed mother and her androgynous husband?
Are they too cool to smile or has the Botox numbed all their faces to the point that they can't change their expression any more? Even the baby looks pissed off.
The girl standing next to Kim (the one in the white) is like in middle school, so why do they have her standing like a pinup? And why is she wearing gloves...oh I get it she's a Christmas dominatrix.
What the hell is that green thing on the other chick's shoulders. Yet more evidence that you can't buy taste.
The guy at the top of the stairs (yes, the black one) has a pointed head like Ernie from Sesame Street.
The two in the suits look like they were Photoshopped into the shot. She strongly resembles the hermaphrodite from the Crying Game and he reminds me of the asshole brother from Step Brothers; you know that one that looks like a fucked up Tom Cruise that had the whole family singing Sweet Child of Mine in the car.
The baby looks like Eddie Munster, just saying.
Does Bruce Jenner look like he just did a "Got Milk" ad to you? If you ever watched Star Trek Deep Space Nine, ask yourself if that's really Bruce Jenner or Odo.
How did Bruce Jenner get hooked in with this cluster-fuck of retards? I thought he was a pretty normal dude. Guess not.
Anyway take this as an example of what not to do for a family Christmas card photo, or take it as yet another reason to hate the Kardashians.
With all due respect,
The Chief
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