I took this picture today while heading home... It's not even Thanksgiving yet and here in all it's hideous, Walgreens acquired, corpulent upper-middle aged white woman glory; sits all things wrong with how we now "celebrate" Christmas!
Wasn't it just a few short years ago that it was bad form to place Christmas shit out before Thanksgiving?! I mean wasn't it like tradition that it was after Thanksgiving that people went and found a tree, killed it, brought the fucker home and threw lead tinsel and placed dangerous and poorly made Chinese strands of lighted death on it!? I suspect Bear Sterns or
the Dept. Commerce may be in on this...
What was this holiday supposed to be about????
WHOOPS! Not tha... Oh wait! Same idea. Tales of good and evil! Can't have the son of God without Y.O..U...K....N.....O......W.......W........H.........O!!!
I digress. If people are really going to get into the Christmas "spirit", then they should do a little homework. Shall we?!
Anybody know what this is? Other than the Christ in Christmas there's really not a whole lot of Christ involved. The Christmas tree... Germanic or Slavic pre-Christian pagan!
Did any of you know that a large portion of the people that came to America, the Puritans, had every intention of outlawing Christmas, under the belief it had little if anything to do with the birth of Christ(which that date isn't really known for sure anyway!). They said it was a "popish" festival devoid of Christ.
Sir Isaac Newton argued that the day of Christmas had been selected to correspond with the winter solstice, another pagan holiday! And who hated the pagans more than the up and coming Christians? It's pretty simple tactics really.
Anyone ever read the Art of War or Machiavelli? Or for thar matter watched the Borg stroll on in to where the Enterprise is hanging? Only to have Picard and his crew shitting green weenies!
Heh! Sorry. I know those two vampires are outta office. That's ok! We have more there right now!
The pagan god Sol Victus' birthday just so happens to fall this day also. Nary you mind about that thought. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!! Oh and that Holly everybody likes so much; early Christians wore them to protect themselves from pagans and witches! These pagans musta been some evil dudes!!
So the moral is, either your celebrating a mostly ripped off holiday in which an up and coming religion wished to annihilate another. Or your celebrating mostly getting ripped off by the new religion. Place your favorite department store/deep discount chain here_______________!
Merry Dies Natius Solius Invictus!
Or if you prefer. Merry get the fuck outta my parking spot, jack-off! I gotta run up my credit card debt for my mutant kids that would have more fun playing with a cardboard box over all than the Chinese made, lead encrusted, melamine enriched shit I'm buying from Needless Markup!
ANgRY BRaDY
2 comments:
I'll be posting by Saturday on what it was SUPPOSED to be about. It's definitely not about the current crap humanoids are celebrating in today's world. Disgusting!
Okey dokey! Have a great Thanksgiving Rev!
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