Everyone is up in arms over the Swine Flu. Sorry WHO. N1H1.
Jesus Christ! You can't turn on the radio or TV without hearing about this shit. Wow. It's not May Sweeps yet is it?
This is just another example of how out of control the media is. Thank goodness George W. Bush isn't President anymore. They'd be blaming him for all of this.
As of today 150 people in America have been diagnosed with the Swine Flu. Let's compare these numbers. U.S. Population: 304,059,724.
More people in American probably own a Delorean
or Action Comics #1
More people are going to die this month from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Next month more people will die from horsing around with Jarts.
Right this minute more people in this country are ordering a venti, quad, lowfat, four pump white chocolate mocha to wash down their espresso brownie from Starbucks.
More people will get flung from a Six Flags ride this year and will become crippled than people who have been diagnosed with Swine Flu.
This whole flu thing is some kind of major distraction to have us look the other way from something worse. Fooled again! Maybe it's the whole Chrysler bankruptcy, unemployment or just the economy all together. (Sorry to sound like Angry Brady.)
Right now Stephen King is saying "I told you so."
3 comments:
Could not have said it better myself! I'm glad someone on this site can make sense of things that's going on in this fucked up world. Unlike your Queef, sorry I mean (chief).
SeaBass
Seabass? You can suck it.
The Chief
Hey, I have some Jarts and I'm not afraid to use them!
-MAS
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