STREET JOGGERS REVISITED

Street Joggers
Revisited...

Well this is a post i will reference the reader to all the way back in january or February, I do believe. this was a brief little ‘bitch’ about the people i was encountering on my way to the daily grind.
Things have not only gotten worse they’ve become down-right dangerous, bordering on the laughably dangerous!
FOR THE LAST 3-4 MONTHS NOW, WHETHER IT BE RIDING MY SCOOTER OR IN THE CAR, I HAVE ENCOUNTER ONE WOMAN IN PARTICULAR THAT DEEMS IT NECESSARY TO TAKE UP AT LEAST 1/3 OF THE RIGHT HAND LANE WHILE PERAMBULATING WITH HER ‘COMPANION’ AND IT’S DOG! MIND YOU, THE ‘COMPANION’ WALKS ON THE SIDEWAlk with said animal, while this bitch does what she does, with impunity!! did i mention this all transpires well before 7 a.m.? no reflective material. no blinking, “i’m a dirigible”, lights to be found! I’ve started this little game of yelling “sidewalk”!! to her. the first couple of times it made her stop and look. now it’s completely ignored. dumb ass is going to be on the news some day, with her not watching of course. her family lamenting on “what a good christian she was”, or “i can’t believe this could happen!”



This problem has gotten so out of hand that I’m now seeing hordes of these self righteous assholes running/walking/biking/crawling together, that i’m starting to wonder if george a. romero has new flick he’s shooting, or perhaps some of those 55 gallon drums filled with reanimation fluid have fallen off the railroad tracks and are leaking into the watershed!!


Again, what do these people think sidewalks are for? Are they afraid that if utilized for their intended purpose they will somehow make them walk? “ooohh, better not get on that thing. might screw up my nike+ipod workout!” dummies!!

this problem has bled over even into my lower middle class neighborhood! just the other day, some of the ‘punch the clock, would rather be punching the boss’ yokels were sauntering down the middle of the street in my ‘hood. i thought, jumpin’ jesus, this must be a fucking disease that’s spreading!! that’s the reason for the revisit. this is becoming a plague! I think this needs to be taken seriously, or some of you shitheads are going to be taking up way too much time clogging up news hours with more important details like, what blingy new rap eminenima is gesticulating about or, which of the olsen twins will loose so much weight, that when she turns to the side, she disappears!!
the moral of this story kids: unless you're a car, or a bike, or motorcycle..... use the goddamn sidewalk!!!









AnGry BrADy