Dr. Phil were you the naked live man?

The good doctor is in trouble again.

This time he is being sued by a woman who claims that he basically held her against her will in the "Dr. Phil House" and forced her to endure physical and psychological abuse.

Wait a minute, there is a place that is actually called the Dr. Phil House? That makes sense though, he is a big frigging clown just like the other guy with a house named in his honor.

In the suit, the victim alleges that she was forced to be in a room with a "a completely naked live man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all," and that the staff blocked her from leaving.

Was Dr. Phil the naked man? I suspect so and thats why she wanted to get the hell out of his house. Just imagine what he would look like naked.

How did she know he was "live"? What does that even mean? Would it have been OK if the naked man was dead? Or would she have preferred that he be plastic, like a blowup boyfriend? Genitals and all huh? Isn't that sort of implied in the whole "naked" part? Why are people so stupid?

The court documents go further to state that the woman learned that Dr. Phil was not in fact a real doctor or even licensed to practice psychology in the state of California.

No Shit Sherlock? You mean that all that really good advise that he dispenses is all coming right out of his ass? No! Its not like you could have told from listening to him or reading anything ever written about him.

She must have been stunned. I mean everybody knows that the best way to find a qualified therapist is to pick them from TV. He's a celebrity surely he knows what he's talking about. Celebrities are really smart. So smart in fact they don't even have to go to college to get a degree or get a license.

That's why I chose Hugh Laurie to take care of my family. I mean not only is he a doctor but he's British. Obvious choice.

With all due respect,
The Chief