Trademark this FUCKBOOK!

Another example of a shit-hole company trying to copyright the English language!
Just thought I'd share that with y'all!!!

ANgRY BRaDY

Merry Capitalism-Mas!! God Wants You to SPEND!!

I took this picture today while heading home... It's not even Thanksgiving yet and here in all it's hideous, Walgreens acquired, corpulent upper-middle aged white woman glory; sits all things wrong with how we now "celebrate" Christmas!
Wasn't it just a few short years ago that it was bad form to place Christmas shit out before Thanksgiving?! I mean wasn't it like tradition that it was after Thanksgiving that people went and found a tree, killed it, brought the fucker home and threw lead tinsel and placed dangerous and poorly made Chinese strands of lighted death on it!? I suspect Bear Sterns or
the Dept. Commerce may be in on this...
What was this holiday supposed to be about????

Put this in your pipe and smoke it!

A Real Review or My Birthday Present to Baby Jesus!

I rarely do reviews of anything, but felt compelled to do this one.
I listen to a vast variety of music and musical styles. Anything from Debussy to Charles Mingus, Zappa to Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys, Bob Wills to Hayseed Dixie, Skinny Puppy to Revolting Cocks, Venetian Snares to Boxcutter! I listen to and like most musical styles except corporate radio played slop, AKA top 40.
I have run across a band recently that is rocking my world! I even hear them when I'm trying to go to sleep! When I don't really want to listen to anything, I turn them on. When I think I've listened to them enough, I listen to them more! Maybe I'm nuts, wait a minute, that's already established.

Let me get this straight...

Let me get this straight . . . .

We're going to be "gifted" with a health care
plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't,

Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people,
without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,

written by a committee whose chairman
says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that didn't read it but
exempted themselves from it,

and signed by a President who smokes,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who
didn't pay his taxes,

or which we'll be taxed for four years before any
benefits take effect,

by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,

all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!

What the hell could possibly go wrong?
The Chief (Thanks Cathy)

People Drive Like Shit - Two Examples of Typical Assholes

I've been hanging on to these two stories for a few weeks; wanted to spread out the driving posts a bit.

About three weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, I'm approaching at a stop light onto a very busy 4 lane street. The drive I'm on is not really a street just serving as access to a chain restaurant and a couple small stores. As I am making my way up to the light, which is red, I become suddenly and shockingly aware that someone that was waiting in the main roads left turn lane just nanoseconds before has decided that he CAN NO LONGER WAIT OUT THE LIGHT and guns it for the right turn lane that I am approaching. He runs up the right turn lane, against traffic to blast passed me, forcing me to engage the anti-locks and flies by me on the little side street that I'm on. Remember it goes no where, except to a Steak and Shake, which is where is turns in and heads for the drive thru.

He nearly hit me, to order shitty breakfast food.

Of course he gave me the, "get fucked and get over it look" with which I am familiar having given it a time or ten myself.

I was completely in shock. As I've said before, I drive a lot and I see a lot of really stupid fucking people do really stupid fucking stuff, but this was a first.

As you can imagine, I was sorely tempted to chase his ass down, but my better judgement came over me. What good would it have done? Is he going to change his ways and not think he's the most important mother fucker on the road? No not likely. So I just shrugged, said "fucking asshole" and went on down the road.

I did spend the next few minutes though hoping for and imagining him choking on his food at that same light only to be found later by his family. I know...I think shit like that sometimes.

I probably should have that checked out.

Examples As To How Well We Know Each Other

I don't pay attention to much news anymore. It really isn't even information that is useful to most of us anymore. The vast majority is fluff or "info-tainment". The actual news we get seems to mostly piss me off or bum me out! So, I take it in small, ever wary doses. Kinda like that hit of green windowpane acid I got 20 years ago that rocked my world but then made me seriously consider the wisdom in attempting such an exercise again!