Greetings pagan girlie men!!! The Rev doesn't have much to say other than bicycle riding is turning men gay nowadays in mass quantities. See for yourself:
Listen, I don't have anything against gay people. They don't have anything more to repent than anyone else that curses, steals, murders or any other type of sin. My problem is with straight men that have no idea how gay they make themselves look by wearing these ridiculous tight outfits, hugging each other and acting like they are Lance "friggin" Armstrong on a weekend afternoon holding up traffic on two lane roads. I want to clip one of these morons with the side of my car and send him careening off into a ditch, field or creek bottom and The Rev isn't violent.
Please stop doing this to yourselves and the real men of the world. I don't know what's worse, you guys or all the wimpy, dumbass, girly husbands on T.V. shows like Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens and The Simpsons where the man of the house is nothing but a doofus being led around by his stupidity by some woman or his kids who don't respect him. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD men, take back your self respect!!!
In closing, if you don't look like the pic below, please find some other type of exercise than bicycling down busy public roads, especially if your a heterosexual male. Your welcome in advance gentlemen:
This has been a Public "Take Back Your Manhood" Service Announcement from Yours Truly,
The Rev
1 comment:
Ah, yes the weather is improving and the dipshits and assholes on their bicycles are out yet again to fuck up traffic everywhere. You're right Rev, they look pretty queer in their little shorts and those retarded shoes. Good closing photo though.
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