Trademark this FUCKBOOK!

Another example of a shit-hole company trying to copyright the English language!
Just thought I'd share that with y'all!!!

ANgRY BRaDY

Merry Capitalism-Mas!! God Wants You to SPEND!!

I took this picture today while heading home... It's not even Thanksgiving yet and here in all it's hideous, Walgreens acquired, corpulent upper-middle aged white woman glory; sits all things wrong with how we now "celebrate" Christmas!
Wasn't it just a few short years ago that it was bad form to place Christmas shit out before Thanksgiving?! I mean wasn't it like tradition that it was after Thanksgiving that people went and found a tree, killed it, brought the fucker home and threw lead tinsel and placed dangerous and poorly made Chinese strands of lighted death on it!? I suspect Bear Sterns or
the Dept. Commerce may be in on this...
What was this holiday supposed to be about????

Put this in your pipe and smoke it!

A Real Review or My Birthday Present to Baby Jesus!

I rarely do reviews of anything, but felt compelled to do this one.
I listen to a vast variety of music and musical styles. Anything from Debussy to Charles Mingus, Zappa to Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys, Bob Wills to Hayseed Dixie, Skinny Puppy to Revolting Cocks, Venetian Snares to Boxcutter! I listen to and like most musical styles except corporate radio played slop, AKA top 40.
I have run across a band recently that is rocking my world! I even hear them when I'm trying to go to sleep! When I don't really want to listen to anything, I turn them on. When I think I've listened to them enough, I listen to them more! Maybe I'm nuts, wait a minute, that's already established.

Let me get this straight...

Let me get this straight . . . .

We're going to be "gifted" with a health care
plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't,

Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people,
without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,

written by a committee whose chairman
says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that didn't read it but
exempted themselves from it,

and signed by a President who smokes,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who
didn't pay his taxes,

or which we'll be taxed for four years before any
benefits take effect,

by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,

all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!

What the hell could possibly go wrong?
The Chief (Thanks Cathy)

People Drive Like Shit - Two Examples of Typical Assholes

I've been hanging on to these two stories for a few weeks; wanted to spread out the driving posts a bit.

About three weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, I'm approaching at a stop light onto a very busy 4 lane street. The drive I'm on is not really a street just serving as access to a chain restaurant and a couple small stores. As I am making my way up to the light, which is red, I become suddenly and shockingly aware that someone that was waiting in the main roads left turn lane just nanoseconds before has decided that he CAN NO LONGER WAIT OUT THE LIGHT and guns it for the right turn lane that I am approaching. He runs up the right turn lane, against traffic to blast passed me, forcing me to engage the anti-locks and flies by me on the little side street that I'm on. Remember it goes no where, except to a Steak and Shake, which is where is turns in and heads for the drive thru.

He nearly hit me, to order shitty breakfast food.

Of course he gave me the, "get fucked and get over it look" with which I am familiar having given it a time or ten myself.

I was completely in shock. As I've said before, I drive a lot and I see a lot of really stupid fucking people do really stupid fucking stuff, but this was a first.

As you can imagine, I was sorely tempted to chase his ass down, but my better judgement came over me. What good would it have done? Is he going to change his ways and not think he's the most important mother fucker on the road? No not likely. So I just shrugged, said "fucking asshole" and went on down the road.

I did spend the next few minutes though hoping for and imagining him choking on his food at that same light only to be found later by his family. I know...I think shit like that sometimes.

I probably should have that checked out.

Examples As To How Well We Know Each Other

I don't pay attention to much news anymore. It really isn't even information that is useful to most of us anymore. The vast majority is fluff or "info-tainment". The actual news we get seems to mostly piss me off or bum me out! So, I take it in small, ever wary doses. Kinda like that hit of green windowpane acid I got 20 years ago that rocked my world but then made me seriously consider the wisdom in attempting such an exercise again!

Traipsing Down Myopic Lane

It's little wonder to me the state of affairs our culture is in. A culture that is becoming another form of the word... Fermented like a block of putrid Tempe mixed with the fecal matter of bacterial excrement topped with a dollop of neon pink bubblegum!

We run about this land like a nest of angry fire ants, driving our plastic and 18 gauge semi-steel cars, yammering on our phones, eating, applying lipstick and generally not giving two shits about how fast we drive or who's in our way! We go to work trying run up! Up! The ziggurat!! Ever chasing little green pieces of paper of ever lessening value. Most of this dedicated to buying trinkets to fill that big unrealized emptiness we possess collectively. We fight each other about politics, race, religion, even the color of the fucking sky it would seem! All while some other shiftier, better connected asshole takes away more of ALL of our rights in the name of security. We become ever more morose and resentful, uncaring... Life becomes confusing so we spend endless hours watching some other stiff embarrassing themselves on national tv, all swearing it's funny, entertaining, or truly enjoyable.
Would you like to know why all of this is??? You don't really care??? Too bad... I'm gonna tell ya anyway. POWERLESSNESS!
WTF?! You say. Angry's finally lost what little mind he had! Au Contraire!
If for one moment you believe you've got some kind of power in this Mortal Coil, you are mistaken my friend! I'm not talking about A.C. power either! Ultimately, none of us do. Even the Prez., or
your boss, or the United Fucking Nations for that matter! You see, it is the pursuit of and lurking realization that we don't have any, that people make this world a much worse place in which to live! Once realizing you neither possess the power to breath, hear, see, sweat, control your thoughts much less those of others; one of a couple things happen. You do like the vast majority of other humans do. You drive yourself and those around you stark raving mad; you know, the kind of mad that makes for terrorist bombings, wars, political dissension, driving like a retard, Twittering (cause you know everybody loves narcissism), obsessive tv and porn viewing, the list is too immense to go further! You get the drift though.

The other way to go, which few follow, is looking inward. You know, like treating another as you would like to be treated. Following a path that causes the least strife for others you come into contact with, the TRUE thought behind selfishness, meaning you wouldn't do something to another that would eventually come back to bite you in the ass! That kind of selfishness! Sound alien?! I thought so. When the cultural blinders have been in place so long, it's generally very difficult to see what I'm talking about.
Also coupled with this line of existence, is when one comes to terms with powerlessness it frees one from ALL other constraints i.e. being a victim looking for retaliation or "justice"! Or how about having to cheat to get what's wanted? Or lying about even the most mundane things? Possibly even being more interested in your favorite sports team rather than being interested in your significant other or kids!?
Still can't fathom what I'm saying?
Well join 95% of the rest of your fellow hominids!!
That's why we're going down the shitter!! Want to know more? Ask me...


P.S. Sorry no pic's Chief this one is all mobile and don't have the time for 'em!



- Posted using BlogPress and an Angry attitude!

Social Security...ABORT, ABORT!!!

Alright minions, this will be short and sweet.  I am so sick and tired around election time of listening to all these "expert geniuses" trying to debate and figure out the future downfall of Social Security.  I have to listen to all these financial experts, gurus and political pinheads argue with each other and make up hairbrain reasons and excuses why Social Security is in the craphole.  It's ridiculous how much money and time our government spends on a subject that has only one answer that is so clear.  It's as follows:

WE HAVE ABORTED 50,000,000 BABIES SINCE ROE V. WADE IN 1973 YOU FRIGGIN MORONS!!!!!!  THERE WENT THE NEXT GENERATION!!!!!!

In case you are uninformed, the future generation of Americans pay Social Security tax to pay for the current generation in need.  It's fine now, but the reason in the near future people my age will either not have it or will have a small amount compared to today's is because we killed off a huge chunk of our future.  We don't want to live by God's rules, we want to live by man's rule.  This is what happens when man's rules are allowed to run amuck you friggin idiots.  Either use protection or let Angelina "friggin" Jolie adopt your unwanted mistake baby!!!  That's my opinion, I could be wrong.  NOT!!!

P.S.  This has been a Public Service Announcement by yours truly...


The Rev

Dead On

The Walking Dead premiered on AMC on Halloween night. I've been anticipating this adaptation since they announced they were making it last year.
I was not disappointed.
One of the best comic book adaptations ever. Up there with the first Spiderman movie and Iron Man.
Not only did it adapt the source material faithfully, it expanded upon it very well. I figured it would be good. After all, the writer, Robert Kirkman, was on set, the producer/director, Frank Darabont, was the guy behind some of the only GOOD Stephen King adaptations; The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile and The Mist.
I've read the series twice now and I ended up watching the premiere trying to figure out what was going to happen next. There were truly some creepy scenes in it and I was very pleased with the way they moved things around or spent an extra 5-10 minutes on character development.
This show is going to be up there with the other greats that have been on cable over the last decade; The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter.

But enough of the positive shit. I can't break character.