HOME WI-FI HELL

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a wi-fi connection. It's a decent speed from my ISP, I only use an Airport Express in WDS(bridge mode) piggy backing off of my mothers connection. She lives in the 'Mother-in-Law in the back yard, which is only 45 feet or so from my house. She also uses an Airport Express plugged directly into her SpeedStream router provided by her ISP. I have everything configured correctly sharing a single IP, proper ports open, both have the same newest firmware update, both on the same channel, and many other Geeky things I won't bore you with. The problem is this, intermittently I will have massive packet loss and sites won't load, so much so that it is starting to become a real issue! Yes, I have run some programs that detect other wi-fi connections, interference with those is not an issue. At least 6 channels seperate me from them. Both Airports have direct line of site. Hell! I've even changed my Quicktime streaming setting(a little known trick for boosting a Mac's connection to the host). I've spent countless hours on FAQ's and networking sites researching this!! Fuck! My wife would tell you that! She probably thinks I've gone a little cracked! More than usual even for this freak of nature!

So Fucking What!! You may say. That's of course If I haven't either, put you to sleep by now, or more likely you said to yourself, "lame, boring, maybe I'll eat that bullet I was considering the last time I had to take the rug-rats to Chucky Cheese", or you've already clicked off of this rant and are viewing your favorite porn, "Speed-Wanking it" as a friend of mine likes to say!

Well, GOOD RIDDANCE, this is only for the hard-core, stuper-geeks out there anyway! Go on! Go away! You might be missing Dynasty or That's Incredible or some shit! SHOO!!!............................................................................................................................................................................

Any body left? Ah well... This malarky ain't for your dumb asses anyway! This is fuckin' therapy man! (he needs some, dunnit he?)

Any way I have tried everything I can think of, and I just can't figure it out. I think it's probably the Illuminati! Or those nanobots that DARPA has been working on all these years! You know? The ones that when they start to replicate, planet Earth will be covered in gray nano-goo!! Fuck! Might even be those extra-dimensional 'Rods' I've seen shootin' around! Doing God knows what! I Fucking know whats doin' it!! It's all those fuckers tuning into" World's Greatest Stink-Dick!!" Yeah! or  "Slavivor"! They're the ones turning my connection to shit! That's it! I blame the "T.V. Babies". I know what I have to do now.......;-)

You know? Actually, there could be a perfectly rational explanation to all of this. I'm just not tech-savy enough! Fuck the Interweb anyway.