Another Reason We Are FUCKED As A Society!

I will share with the reader, another experience I had---well just today! Actually, it's really been going on since the end of January, but it all came to a head today.

I got one of my W-2's from a nameless worldwide entity, who's only been in business for a little over 2000 years. Doh! I didn't just give too much away right now did I? Anyway, this happened to be from said employer in a fairly well know Pacific NorthWestern city that will also remain nameless.

As the story goes, they sent me a W-2 reporting that I made something like $2000 more than I actually made! This was rather quizzical to me. Especially since the number was quite familiar.So what does Angry Brady do? Well he decides to start looking through his records. And you know what he finds? He finds the EXACT numbers from last years tax season! 'So what?' you might ask. Maybe he was salaried. Maybe he worked the exact same hours as the last year. Maybe he sprinkled magical fucking fairy dust around some dead relative's grave and danced naked, backwards, reciting Olde English poetry, while masturbating with the Snuggle's bear from those maddening fucking 80's commercials? No, I had none of those things happen. Although the latter sounds curiously interesting. This, My friends(and enemies), was another example of why we are FUCKED!! FUCKED I SAY!!

I will elaborate.  In 2008, I worked there only January, and February. Two months, count 'em, 2! As for the W-2 I got?  Well, it, as I have stated earlier was exactly the same as 2007; For which I worked for said employer for 6 months that year! And, NO, I didn't get a hefty raise. I made the same amount. 'SO WHAT' you say, mistakes can happen. Yes they can, and yes they do... Only in this case the mistake continued to mushroom until I could start hearing the sounds of columns of marching Nazi's ,Goose-stepping in the street's of Paris, and of entire galaxies slamming into each other, of  32,378,562,371,849 trains filled with the entire Universe's supply of Slayer's Reigning Blood played on the worst GPX boom-boxes(you remember GPX? They were right here in old Missery). 'Why?', might you ask, is  this creating such anger in his head? Well, on repeated telephone calls, email exchanges, smoke signals, mental telepathy sessions. This is where I finally got today... And I'm going to paraphrase here... Mr. Brady, Our records indicate, and after repeated conversations with both our accountants and ADP, that in fact in March of 2008 we did make a payment to your account by direct deposit in the sum of XXXXXX dollars. And basically,you got to keep money that wasn't owed to you. So your W-2 was correct! We, at this point, are not seeking reimbursement in the amount of XXXX dollars. So, case closed, eat shit, and go fuck yourself up a tree....

WAIT A MINUTE!!  I just got the double-fists of love and brotherhood straight up the ass!! And I got called a liar!! And a thief!!! All I wanted was the correct W-2, so I could file my taxes, so I could help Bernie Madoff get a more luxurious penthouse made of gold and diamonds, when he gets outta Club Fed!

So, anyway, I called my bank and asked for March 2008 statement and they confirmed what happened... Direct Deposit made the 28th by said employer and at 2:35 p.m. PST a withdrawl made by said SAME employer ('whoops' says they).

I in turn, sent a lovely, cheery, fuzzy email response back to the 'tool' I had the email from, letting him know about my thought's on their accounting team, ADP, himself, his organization, his kids, and the way he was raised, and the way this whole Goddamn fiasco came to be in the first place!! Still haven't heard back from him; though I did get a rather sheepish email from some other gonad, fessing up to the fact that 'they may have made a mistake' 'Please have patience' FUCK YOUR PATIENCE!!! Ever watch the episode of  WonderShozen on PATIENCE? Try it, you'll like it, and understand where I'm coming from.

So you may wonder why we as a nation are in the SHIT we're in??? Well if ya still are, then I just proved my point to myself....

GODDAMMIT I'M DONE