I'll have sommore credit please!

I have to convey another story, which happened today, that makes me want to fucking spew brain-matter asunder.

I received a credit card offer from Amerikan Xpress, AHHHHHH! the supposed Holy Grail of C/C companies.In it they informed me that because of my excellent credit score; I would be shat upon with their glory!!

Here's what they had to offer: 1 year free membership(valued at 95 smackers). A detailed summary at the end of the year(for my taxing pleasure). 10,000 bonus points; for what I have no Goddamn clue.

And here's the piece de' resistance!!....... UP TO 5 EXTRA CARDS TO GIVE TO MY 'FRIENDS' SO THEY CAN HELP ME EARN BONUS POINTS MORE QUICKLY!!!!!!!!

Now, I mind the reader, that I have a 758 credit score (what ever the fuck that means nowaday's). Which is neither here nor there really.

The 2 things that get my goat like a good bar of soap up the ass in prison, are: 1. Do they really think people are that fucking dumb? Oh wait they really are that dumb, never mind.

The 1 thing that makes me want to squeeze Wall Street's neck until the hypo-campus squirts out their fucking pores is, and this is really just a continuation of my last rage-fest, WE JUST GOT THROUGH GIVING THESE RETARDS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF 'SOCIALISM'.
And they want to help me and you, dear reader, dig our way to fucking Hell a little quicker!!!!

What the fuck is wrong here?! Are there any sane people left (whatever that is)?

EAT SHIT, FUCK-TARDS!! GODDAMMIT! I WISH I HAD AN UPPER-CASE, UPPER-CASE KEY TO EXPRESS THE TOTAL STUPIDITY OF THIS WHOLE THING!!!!

I'm done-----for now.
-Angry Brady