Street Joggers

One of our faithful sent us this complaint via email.

Everyday that I go to work, I have to drive through Webster Groves and Kirkwood, and there are all of these motherfuckers out jogging!
While one may say 'so what?!'
These self-important pricks jog; in the
dark, on the street!! To top it off they look at me as though I am some how I am moving in on their territory!
Get on the sidewalk fuck heads!!!
ASSHOLES!

BB

We have to agree. The street is for cars, eat shit cyclist but you and the goddamn joggers are just in the way. It would be different if you would get over or stay off the street during the peak drive time or it you paid some kind of tax to be in our way or if you ever got ticketed for running stop signs. I can't imagine the thought process; (read this is a dumb-fuck voice, like Homer Simpson) "I love to jog...Look at all those cars, that looks like a good place to jog...that way I won't be lonely...everyone is so friendly to joggers...they always honk and wave when they go by..." Retards!