Iran Claiming Racism Over London's 2012 Olympic Logo!!!!!

What up pagans?!!!!!  The Rev is feeling frisky and he's got his sites on the idiocy that is Iran.  You know the country that hates my Father from another Father, Jesus and His people, the Jews.  The country that denies the Holocaust happened, wants to wipe Israel off the map, wants to kill all westerners and who kills and tortures its own people at will.  So what's new Rev?  We all know all that.  What's new is these friggin idiots are now threatening to boycott the 2012 Olympics in London because the logo above appears to them to closely spell out the word Zion.  For those of you morons that believe we just all ended up here either by the Big Bang Theory, that we "came from the water" or that we used to be apes that evolutioned into man because Jane Goodall witnessed a gorilla get ants out of a log with a friggin blade grass or "tool", Zion is a biblical name for Jeruselum.  It is not the fictional city in The Matrix films, for all you sci-fiers that sit home wanking off everytime Neo gets closer to finding the full power of being "The One".  Anyway...

as if these idiots don't already do and say enough to make themselves one of the many laughing stocks of the world.  I mean is this the proverbial "pot calling the kettle black"?  Racist, really Iran?  That's like Glenn Beck calling Billy Graham "overly religious".  And even more importantly, who gives a crap?!!!  Have the Iranitards ever won anything at the Olympics?  Their athletes are probably praying to friggin Alah that they boycott, that way they don't have to deal with being stoned, electrocuted or have their fingernails ripped out one by one while one of the Iranian Army members rapes their wife and daughters repeatedly because they failed to win.  An Iranian Olympic athlete has a shorter lifespan after the end of the games than a house fly.  They, like all non believers in Jesus and the Lord swear they don't exist but attack anyone who believes.  Not to mention, to me the symbol if anything spells ZOR.  Where is there any part of this logo that looks like an N?  Jackasses!!!  Iran is full of nothing but idiots that want to do anything they can to destroy Jeruselum and spread their Muslim hatred.  Sorry you friggin Muslim dicktards, Jesus wins, you lose.  Stuff that in your Ahmadinejad!!!  ZION! ZION! ZION!...wait, or is it ZOR! ZOR! ZOR!

Yours Truly,



The Rev

How's that diet working for you?

March is here. This is the prime time for your diet/exercise plan to derail.
If it hasn't already.
Remember how gung-ho you were at the beginning of the year?
"2011 is the year I lose this weight!" you thought to yourself.
How's that working out for you?
Are you still on your diet? Still committed to a better you?
Well, things are about to get tougher.
Soon, very soon, those evil pixies known as Girl Scouts, will be delivering their cookies. Even if you had the fortitude not to order them weeks ago, you'll soon be assaulted by the little witches when you walk into Wal-Mart or your local grocery store. Or you'll start coveting your coworkers batches. Wishing "Why the fuck didn't I order them?" "Shit" "What was I thinking?"
AND, if you can resist that do you have the strength to avoid Mardi Gras? How about St. Patrick's Day? Corned Beef and Cabbage anyone? How about a couple pints of Guinness?
Oink Oink idiots!
-Darth

Idiot Town Is Becoming As Overcrowded As China!!!

Good evening infidels!!!  Tonight The Rev is offering up a smorgasboard of idiots.  Although the point of this site is to expose as many idiots as possible, we may have to pass some legislation as they have done in China to slow down the population of Idiot Town.  The site may spontaneously combust if they keep coming at this rate.

Say hello to New Orleans resident Waltdell Davis who shot his brother Walter in the face with a .22 calibur handgun after an argument about Walter smoking the younger brother's marijuana.  Walter was struck in the upper lip and doctors at Interim LSU Public Hospital said all they found was a bullet fragment near his left nostril.   Paramedics said the victim told them the bullet ricocheted off his gold tooth.  When asked if he thought the bullet being stopped by his tooth was a miracle from God, Walter said no but gave shout outs to Lil' Wayne, Master P and Charlie Sheen for being the gold tooth pioneers they are.  As for his idiot brother Waltdell, he was charged with aggravated battery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.  Idiot!



Next up is 21 year old Anthony Darren Black from Chickasha, OK.  You can probably already see where this is going.  Anthony walked into the Ross Seed Company in Chickasha earlier this week and had to have a chainsaw so badly, he stuck it down the front of his pants and tried to exit the store with it.  Who would notice the bulge and be suspicious, right?  Well, store employe George Graham, that's who.  Graham told a local TV reporter "I seen the bar between his legs".  Luckily for George, his eyes are better than his grammer.  Employees chased him into a field where they cornered him.  He dropped the tool (hee hee), climbed a tree, scaled down to someone's house, got chased out by the resident, ran to a nearby creek and jumped in head first, only to be captured later by authorities.  The only thing missing from that chase was Patrick Swayze throwing a pitbull at him like a scene from Point Break.  RIP Patrick and remember nobody puts Baby in the corner.  This story has The Rev reminiscing about when in his early twenties he had a part time job working nights as a Loss Prevention Specialist at SportMart in Chicago and he caught a teen attempting to steal a Callaway Big Bertha Driver by sticking it down the back of his coat and down into the back of his pants.  When I apprehended him outside the front doors, myself and the policeman called to the scene discovered he had over $2000 worth of golf clubs already in the trunk of his dad's $90K Mercedes he was driving.  When we asked him why he didn't just ask his dad to buy it for him, he said "I did and he said no".  Anyway, enough about me.  Anthony Darren Black, you're a friggin idiot.  A chainsaw?  Really?



Last but not least, say hello to Hersha Howard of Naples, Florida.  Hersha was arrested this past Sunday for attacking her roomate over a box of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies.  Not Oreos, not Chips Ahoy and not Fig Newtons, but Thin Mints.  Howard's roomate, Jasmine Wanke told deputies she was asleep when Howard busted into her bedroom and accused her of eating the cookies.  Wanke told Howard she gave them to Howard's kids because they had been awake and hungry at 1a.m.  The women began to argue, then Howard jumped on Wanke and struck her in the face.  They continued to fight until Wanke's husband pulled them apart.  As Wanke walked away, Howard then picked up a pair of scissors and began chasing and threatening her.  As they went down the stairs, Howard dropped the scissors, picked up a board and struck Wanke again.  Wanke ran to the kitchen where Howard again struck her, bit her breast and continued to hit her.  Wanke got away and ran outside where Howard then picked up a sign and hit her several more times.  Wanke was saved again when her husband tackled Howard to the ground before police arrived.  Howard was charged with Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon.  Holy crap!!!  All this over friggin Thin Mints.  Girl Scout cookies are horrible.  I can maybe see this happening over the last of the Kool Aid as the participants were African American (I kid, I kid), but Thin Mints?  Not to mention, the victim was feeding the assailants children.  WTH?  Hertha, you are indeed an idiot of epic proportions.  



Yours Truly,

The Rev



The Rev's Idiot of the Week Award

Greetings pagans!!!  The Rev has returned after a brief sabatical and has this week's IOTW Award.  I thought this would be a good time to lighten things up a bit as it appears my colleagues have moved away from their "light & whimsical" ways and are getting all anti-religious on us.  Jesus shooting up heroin, Glenn Beck's obvious stupidity, the New Zealand earthquake being "God's work" and MSNBC correspondents that have obviously had sex changes....shout out Mr. Maddow, or is it Ms?  I still can't tell.  Anyway, on to this week's moron...

Say hello to Pennsylvania State Trooper Douglas Nick Sversko who was caught on a webcam dancing to Lady GaGa with his pants down for what he thought was a 13 year old girl.  The Rev is laughing hysterically while typing this.  Seriously?  He has now been suspended without pay from his $81,600 a year job (wow, cops can make that much?) pending investigation.  Investigation?  He should be fired whether it was meant for a 13 year old or not!!!  What a friggin idiot.  Congratulations copper, you've just been named The Rev's Idiot of the Week!!!

This story proves Glenn Beck is indeed an idiot like The Chief said.  Clearly, Lady GaGa is the Antichrist!!!  Please though, I don't want Mr. Maddow doing an expose on my lunacy.  Please keep the fact that I've proved who the Anitchrist is between us.  You know the old saying, "what happens in a worldfullofidiots, stays in a worldfullofidiots". 


Yours Truly,


The Rev

Religotards and Politatards Double Whammy - Glenn Beck Figures Out That Islam Is Bringing the Anti-Christ

Last week on his ridiculous show, which could be called Glenn Beck's Idiot Show, Glenn had on a guest, a Joel Richardson and together they laid out one of the best combinations of religidiocy and polititaration I've ever heard.

In brief, Beck's "interview", which is really a mechanism for Beck to have someone else spout his agenda, they discussed how Richardson's new book ties the coming of the Antichrist with the riots in the Middle East.

You see "radical Islam" wants to bring about the end of the world, at least that's what "radical Christians" want us to believe.

Richardson equates the Antichrist and the False Prophet in the Christian bible to the Twelfth Imam in the Quran. And the protests for democratic reform in the Arab world are secretly being organized by Shiites that want to set the stage for their Madhi (messiah) to step up and lead the islamic world into the creation of a global caliphate (think empire) under the rule of the 12th Imam. Richardson says that sounds an awful lot like the false prophet and the antichrist's plans which are apparently laid out for us in the bible.

Funny, that the devil's plans to take over are already in the bible so we can see him coming and all we have to do is act. Do you think he's read the bible and maybe already knows we know?

I doubt it. And that is why this bit of nonsense from Glenn Beck makes its way to our pages. This is a religotard and politard double whammy not because Glenn Beck is using religion to promote his politics. If that were the reason we'd have to dedicate an entire site to just Beck and his bullshit; the reason that this story is so IDIOTIC is that...

RELGION is bullshit.  None of its real and we humans made it all up. Muslims are just as stupid as the Christians they supposedly hate and NONE OF THESE "PROPHECIES" MEAN A FUCKING THING.

People want to be the boss of other people. It's all power struggle. Nothing more. Adding religion to it just fuels the fires of the stupid.

So fuck you Glenn Beck!

With no respect what so ever,
The Chief

God Hates New Zealand

Alright, I know this is cruel and it's a bit too soon but has anyone taken note of the recent disaster in New Zealand?
Last night the town of Christchurch was struck by a 6.3 magnitude earthquake.
Did you catch the name of the town? An act of god has pretty much destroyed a town named after his son. On top of that the building damaged the most was the local place of worship, the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament. The structure half collapsed and trapped and killed dozens of people.
The death toll is reaching 100 and hundreds of people are trapped in buildings, roads are destroyed and water mains are bursting all over the place.
I remember last year when the horrible disaster in Haiti happened there was some religious asshole who said they had it coming because they worshiped the devil in the past?
Is there a non-religious asshole who's going to point out the irony of the act of god against a town called Christchurch?
Well, I guess that asshole is me.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not making light of the horrible events in New Zealand. I'm just curious how the various religious and media organizations are going to cover this little detail.
"His ways are not our own..."
I know, I know. I'm going to hell.

-Darth

I've coined a new phrase!

No digs at the other Assholes on the site for partaking if they so choose in the Twitter idea, but I've had it WAAAY long ago with the whole "Social Network/Media" thing!!



I'm guilty of trying out some of them including Twitter. All with aliases of course! Boy am I glad I did! I still can't completely make some of them go away!!
Now I'm not ignorant enough to think ANY of my life isn't under scrutiny and invasion from all angles. It's near impossible to get away from now days unless one were to live like Ted Kazinski
or some shit! But what I am unwilling to partake in is knowingly giving corporations/employers, etc., my preferences, likes, aspirations, misgivings, politics, what have you on a silver platter! I know! What am I doing blogging right?! It's a bit different when one has total control as to what info they will divulge, what emails they will use to post(real or not), have the ability to control the info when done, and the like.
The worst of the bunch the more I thought about it, BIG EXCLUSION BEING FUCKBOOK!; Twitter!! Why?!
It is the epitome if Narcissism from the social networking end. So much so that there's nothing really social about it! I tell you what I'm doing at any given moment day or night, end of story. I can reTweet what you said or respond by Tweeting from my own Twitter account in 190 characters or less! Is that right? Have I got it wrong? Maybe the damned thing has changed since I tried it last...
So I've coined a new term.......
TWARCISSISM!!!!

Enjoy!
P.S. I get the irony of this coming from a goddamned blog!
I guess I could have posted in semaphore or smoke signals. Then even fewer would have seen it, much less understood the former.

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The Web is So Much Fun*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

I have very recently gone through a few computer and network issues generally reserved for major corporations and governmental organizations, and of which for on going external reasons, I am not at liberty to go on further about, for now... That's for a later time！(◎_◎;)

I do, and can discuss one of the side effects of the situation that I find rather humorous and more importantly scary...











Let's just say at this point the way some configurations were left from this situation, not only compromised me, it also allowed my browser and specifically my connection, the configuration of it at the time, to access some sites, be accessed by other sites and generally have a fucked off time of it.I was being bombarded in interesting ways and seeing some really sloppy code...
So I decided to have some fun with these fuckers!! And it appears that other may have done the same with me.










You see the fact is not only was I getting flooded with nefarity, spam and badly coded HTML flooded some email accounts and my console logs flowed with info like water! Poorly written code, shit bag sites, and the fact that this all happened with--- yours truly seeing a sharing service on and running on my machine, even though that, with a Mac one has to tell this service to start, SPECIFICALLY! I had not! The other more intriguing thing was this service also had an I.P. attached to it. Nope I'm not sharing either of those with the reader ☻... Let's just say, if any of you decide that spending hours enjoying the wonders of your computer log reports, of living the high life whooping it up staring at your network connections and you see this thing that has an ip attached to it and you know damned well it shouldn't be on... Check from somewhere else!!! NOT YOUR SYSTEM! Mac or P.C.!


























I'll put it this way, there are new policies in effect, globally, nationally, corporately, governmental, privately, etc. that place us all in the same boats! You think I fucking jest!! Then open your logs, open your network tool, "Net-Stat" the fucker then look for ༒∄⌨ ꁩཨ 䶵⇜......... Then ping and trace-route the fuck out of it! You didn't think I would actually give it to you did you? I'd like to, but I don't want to hear about you fuckers having to rebuild your networks and reinstall your O.S., etc.!!!
I will put it this way... You may think I wear tin foil as casual clothing and I go on and on too much about privacy and the like, but be forewarned.... Watch your back.

P.S.I am still having fun with some of the shit-stank sites and their poorly written code! The rest of it pretty much sucked.












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Happy Valentine's Day Idiots

(Hey Idiots, Darth here. I've been too busy to post lately so to add to my laziness I'm reposting this from last year.
If you don't like it you can suck it.)

Once again it's time for you pussy-whipped retards to buy candy, cards and flowers for your sweeties.
Or else. You are in the doghouse. Not getting any.
This is the general consensus of everyone out there. Everyone wants to know what you're getting your girlfriend or wife for February 14th.
What should your answer be? Nothing.
What are the consequences? Nothing.
Should we go on about the principal of not conforming to what the over-exposed consumerism of our society tells us to do?
Nah.
Should we instead love our partners every day of the year and tell them we love them more often and not just go spend money on all that sh*t they expect you to get for them out of some sick peer-pressure?
Nope.
Should we celebrate the fact that we are once again hijacking a Christian holiday for our own silly purposes?
You got it.
For all of us who were unfortunate to be raised Catholic we remember this holiday as SAINT Valentine's Day.
That's something most of you have not ever heard.


See, the day was set aside to observe St. Valentine. Some believe St. Valentine was a martyr in ancient Rome who married couples despite marriage being forbidden by Emperor Claudius II.
As most Roman Emperors (and Popes) tend to be power-abusing pricks, Claudius had Valentine arrested, imprisoned, beaten and beheaded. It was later decided to make him a saint.
Of course there are other theories on how Valentine's Day started. Was it a pagan holiday (Lupercalia) hijacked by the Catholic Church? Were there more than one St. Valentine? Did the imprisoned version pass "Valentine" notes to his lover while behind bars?
Who knows?
We're not history teachers, you idiots.
One thing is for certain: we love to see holidays taken away and replaced with reasons to get gifts, drunk and laid. If it's a religious holiday. Even better. Just look at St. Patrick's Day. Do any of you know who St. Patrick was? Do you know that you should be wearing green and drinking Guinness?
Just as I thought.
Look, we've already replaced the resurrected Jesus thing with a giant bunny that distributes colorful eggs.
Hell, we've even swiped Mexican Independence Day as our own day to drink Corona's and eat (and eventually vomit) nachos.

Anyway, the Catholic church no longer recognizes Valentine's Day as a holiday.
Was it the massacre or just the candy and cards?
One down. Just a few more to go...

-Darth

And another quickie!!

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Reminds me of a virtually unknown Devo song...

People find that dude everywhere !!!!!








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Christians Are Right, You're Not Born Gay...It's Bicycle Riding That Does It!!!!

Greetings pagan girlie men!!! The Rev doesn't have much to say other than bicycle riding is turning men gay nowadays in mass quantities. See for yourself:

Listen, I don't have anything against gay people.  They don't have anything more to repent than anyone else that curses, steals, murders or any other type of sin.  My problem is with straight men that have no idea how gay they make themselves look by wearing these ridiculous tight outfits, hugging each other and acting like they are Lance "friggin" Armstrong on a weekend afternoon holding up traffic on two lane roads.  I want to clip one of these morons with the side of my car and send him careening off into a ditch, field or creek bottom and The Rev isn't violent. 

Please stop doing this to yourselves and the real men of the world.  I don't know what's worse, you guys or all the wimpy, dumbass, girly husbands on T.V. shows like Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens and The Simpsons where the man of the house is nothing but a doofus being led around by his stupidity by some woman or his kids who don't respect him.  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD men, take back your self respect!!! 

In closing, if you don't look like the pic below, please find some other type of exercise than bicycling down busy public roads, especially if your a heterosexual male.  Your welcome in advance gentlemen:

This has been a Public "Take Back Your Manhood" Service Announcement from Yours Truly,

The Rev

The Rev's Trainload of Idiots Just Keeps on Chuggin'...All Abooooard!!!!



Good evening you pagan dogs!!! Your daddy the Rev is back and he's got another idiot of epic proportions. Tonight's edition is sponsored by the Illinois penal system and Moron Heating & Cooling.

Say hello to Ryan Cleary an inmate at Kendall County Corrections Center who attempted to escape and was captured not by prison guards, not by the police and not by a state of the art motion sensored alarm system. No, this jackass was captured inside the ceiling by the ventilation duct system. This friggin idiot tried to crawl through the duct and got stuck as it had been reinforced very well during construction. Cleary will have attempted escape and damage to state-supported property added to his original charges of aggravated resisting and aggravated battery of a police officer. This should be a lesson to all that crime doesn't pay and the "duct" stops here, ba dum dum!!!

Congratulations Ryan you just boarded the Rev Train to Idiot Town, choo friggin choo!!!



The Rev

2011 Super-Bowl Commercials - The Big Yawn

You, like me, probably don't remember what happened during any given Super Bowl from years past, but I'll bet you remember Betty White last year, or "Whassup" from 2000 or the Budweiser frogs from 1995, or even the Mean Joe Green Coke commercial from the 1980. And who can forget Apple's 1984-inspired introduction of the Macintosh to the world in '84?

The commercials are important. They become small talk fodder for year's later; they bookmark our cultural history and they inspire creativity in one of our most important social commentaries, advertising.

But this year was a friggin' bust.

Well over half of this year's ads looked like the usual shit that I fast-forward through on my DVR. It was so  bad, that I can barely remember them now to write this piece. I had to google the ad list just seconds ago to get through this. Here are a few of the worst. I decided to put the worst first so everyone gets to it. Those that follow are bad but they pale in suckitude to this one:

Stella Artois - Adrian Brody is an UGLY MOTHER FUCKER WITH NO TALENT AND SHOULD HIDE UNDER A ROCK SOMEWHERE! WHO TOLD THIS DICKTARD HE CAN SING?

BMW X3 - Defying Logic

The car commercials in general were boring, but this one made me want to strangle the douche-bag, southern accented narrator.

Boring.

Bud - Hack Job
AB is the star of Superbowl commercials, but they can't all be gems. This one just failed to deliver. Whose fucking idea was this anyway, an interns? It was just flat and even though they had a bunch of people jumping around in the kitchen, I just wanted to turn it off.





Brisk - Eminem Doesn't Do Commercials
This guy is an ass. What the fuck is he so pissed off about? Seriously, get over it already. Nobody's buying the "Eminem is a hard ass" bit anyway. The only fight you might win would be a gun fight, provided your hoody didn't block your line of sight.





With all due respect,
The Chief

The Rev's Idiot of the Week...On The First Day of the Week?



Buenes Noches paganos!!! I know it's only the first day of the week, but The Rev already has his first IOTW Award. It's absolutely unbelievable the amount of idiocy in this world of ours.

So I'm watching the beginning of Fox's coverage of the Super Bowl and I hear Christina Aquilera is going to be singing the National Anthem. I don't like her music but I'd be lying if I didn't say she is a great singer. So after watching the narrator of The Big Lebowski introduce the teams and after watching one of those annoying Glee stars sing America the Beautiful, here comes out Ms. Aquilera who I'm convinced is going to sound splendid singing our National Anthem. I was wrong...

This dimwit comes out and flubs the song up big time. Here is where it all went horribly wrong:

Instead of singing the line "O'er the ramparts we watched were so galantly streaming" this bimbo sings "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last reaming" Really? You messed up the National Anthem, really? If you don't know the words to the National Anthem, you should be sent to Iran to be stoned to death, seriously.

Congratulations Ms. Aguilera, you've just won The Rev's IOTW Award...Idiot!!!


The Rev

The Rev's Meth Lab Red Carpet 2011



Greetings infidels!!! The Rev wants to share with you a Meth Lab lineup of epic proportions if you will. The picture above shows an idiot right after he blew up his home making meth. The pics to follow are a smorgusboard of mugshots of the biggest idiots in the meth industry. I call it the Meth Lab Red Carpet 2011. I'd like everyone to post comments stating their favorite. Enjoy you friggin pagans:



I could swear I saw this guy above in the bar scene of the original Star Wars movie!!!

Yes, that is a man above...I think.





Oh wait, this last one is Charlie Sheen.  Technically, he should be on the Cocaine Red Carpet, but it's so funny, I had to post it.  BA HA HA HA!!!!  With his gold teeth he looks like a white, trailer park version of Lil' Wayne...

This has been a Public Service Announcement from Yours Truly,

The Rev





The Rev's 2nd Idiot Of The Week Award...This Week!!!

Hello again pagans!!! Yes believe it or not, we've got a second IOTW Award this week and this guy takes the cake. Say hello to Cody Wilkins who was caught and is being charged for 10 burglaries because at his last burglary he left the scene quickly after being discovered and left his friggin cell phone charging at the victim's house. I'll repeat myself, HE LEFT HIS CELL PHONE CHARGING AT THE VICTIM'S HOUSE!!! Waa ha ha ha!!! What a jackass! The cops called a female in his contacts, told her the owner of the phone had been involved in an "incident", asked her who the owner of the phone was and after she told them, they dropped in on his unsuspecting ass and jacked him up. "Bad boys, bad boys what you gonna do, what you gonna do when your a friggin idiot?" Congratulations Mr. Wilkins, you've just been named The Rev's Idiot of the Week Numero Dos. Also, The Rev thinks you look like a young Woody Allen only stupid and without glasses.

This should be a reminder to everyone that this website will never run out of material as there are so many stupid people in this world, it really is sad...and SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!


Yours Truly,



The Rev



International Idiots - Dutch Ass Sniffing Game Show

Heard about this video this morning on the Howard Stern Show (love it!).

Here's the premise, a guy goes into a room in complete darkness and sticks his nose through a portal and sniffs. If he guesses right, he moves on to the next smell.

As a game you are probably better off loosing early.

I don't get why you have to wear the goofy jump suits.

Have fun and please LIKE and Share.

The Chief

Guess what idiots: TV lies to you!

Yes. It's true. TV is not your friend.

Not unless you consider misleading you and trying to make you feel stupid and weak a friendly attribute.

Ok. Here's just a short list of the bullshit they try to sell you or convince you of:

1. Fat dudes can get the hot chick.

King of Queens. Need I say more? What cute girl would ever go for a goon like Kevin James? Shit! Why do I even know that slob's name!

I'm sure you're thinking that you see fat dudes with hot chicks all the time. That's because today's fat slob is often yesterdays high school football star.

2. Gays are all over and they're all OUTragious.

How many gay people do you know? Ok. Now subtract the ones you know from Bravo or E!

All the homosexuals I've known are much more normal than TV makes them out to be. They're not all divas people.

3. News is objective.

Don't believe me? Just look at the bullshit they drummed into the skulls of all the sheep so they would buy bread and milk and bottled water because Snowmaggedon was coming.

Do I even need to cover cable news and it's sensationalism?

Most people can't tell the difference between investigative reporting and entertainment.

4. You're a total douchebag if you don't buy this product.

Miller Lite. These fucking commercials with the snotty bartenders who make fun of the poor sap who doesn't care if he has a beer that tastes good. They continue to make fun of his clothes. You fucking bitches! He just paid for that beer!

Or how about the one with the little kid whose parents drive a nicer minivan than his friends parents? It goes on to make fun of the kids for the parents not buying the latest Honda. Guess what? It's still a fucking minivan you idiots. I hate that goddamn kid.

5. Jewish people are all over and they're outrageous.

See #2. Same thing.

6. TV depicts what the American dream is.

I always thought the American dream was that every person, no matter what race, social standing or economic status you came from, had the chance to make the most out of their lives.

Instead, we'll watch millionaires live their boring (and often staged) day to day lives on reality TV. If you don't drive this or wear this brand of clothes what the fuck have you amounted to?

Loser.

7. The only people worthy of a biography are celebrities.

Do a search on the Biography Channel and try to find an episode about a leader, scientist or artist. Good luck.

8. Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive.

She looks like a horse. Google her name. One of the top results is www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com.

9. Food on commercials looks great.

Have you EVER ordered a Big Mac that looks THAT good?

10. Reality TV is Reality.

This is the cheapest most profitable form of television to produce. You don't have to pay the "stars" shit. Most often the real talent is the editor. They're the ones who cut it up to get this or that reaction. They also have the magic ability to stretch 15 minutes of content into 40.

Fucking MTV started all this bullshit. Why don't they just change thier name.

Read a book you idiots.

- Darth

The Rev's Idiot of the Week...

Greetings pagans!!!  It's time for The Rev's Idiot of the Week Award and this week it's a familiar face to most of you.  Yes, Charlies Sheen.

Now most of you might think since I'm a Christian, I'm going to bash Sheen for snorting cocaine in mass quantities, doing things with porn stars he wouldn't do to a farm animal or simply his ability to laugh it all off as if none of it should be shall we say, "concerning."  Well that's not why he gets the IOTW award.  I don't care about any of that and could care less how he lives his pathetic (albeit fabulous life to most of you).  The reason he gets my award is because of his lack of concern for his fellow actors and crew on his weekly show when he decides to go on these binges causing it to go hiatus and all these people that don't make $2 million an episode to be left in limbo and in turn they go without pay until he decides to show back up again.  Although my Monday nights are spent watching Intervention (ironic wouldn't you say?), I've watched Two & A Half Men in years past and I have no doubt that Sheen knows that without him, the show really has no story.  I'm sure he knows the control he has and the money the show makes and I'm also pretty sure he feels untouchable because of it.  That's fine, he's put himself in position in his career for that and kudos to him.  Where I lose all respect for him is if he's going to live this kind of life and affect so many good hardworking employees that have put up with his crap for years now, then go all the way you friggin moron!  Don't go to rehab, keep it up.  Back up your "why can't a guy just have fun and do his job everyday without it being a story" attitude.  Go down like the Titantic you big wuss.  Lose it all...your self respect, dignity, pride or whatever else you hold dear, if anything.  Continue your partying ways in your late 40's, embarassing your children, your very respected father and everyone else that has continued loving you after all the women you've beaten, money you've blown on drugs, expensive cars you've wrecked that could feed a city block if sold and hookers and porn stars you've fornicated with.  Just think, if you keep it up, you can look like this by age 50:

The Chief needs to add you to the Death Poll 2011. My money is on you, you friggin IDIOT!!!

The Rev

St. Louis Weather Forecasting - FAIL

Not Quite.

Yes, it has sleeted and snowed. But...

Where is the SNOWMAGEDON that they were predicting?

What happened to the ICEPOCOLPYSE that was impending?

Did you guys just get bored and feel like stirring up some excitement? Looks like it.

Your forecast was way off, and in case you don't remember why here's a recap.

1) Saturday you were telling us that Monday the whole fucking world was going to be covered in ice. You made early prediction of 0.25 to 1.0 inches of ice. Thats a shit load of ice

2) Sunday it was a half inch of ice plus 8-12 inches of snow for St. Louis, points north of St. Lous would get even more. You compared the coming storm to the Blizzard of 1982 and the 2006 Ice Storm. You maintained that line all evening right up and into Monday morning.

3) Monday when the freezing rain that was going to shut down the Midwest didn't fall, you tried to bait and switch us with how much snow was going to come. At one point everyone of the local weather dorks was calling for 12-18 inches of snow; coming in white out burst through the day on Tuesday.

4) Tuesday has come and we got about 2 inches of sleet, maybe a millimeter or two of ice and as yet about an inch of snow. You have reduced the snow forecast for everyone by at least 6 inches and to the south of the St. Louis Metro area they are just getting rain.

Rain, not ice, not snow. FUCKING RAIN.

Tomorrow we better get a dumping the likes we have never seen or you guys are going to look pretty stupid.

There must be some pressure from the TV executive that the weather guys have to be exciting when the news is slow, but do you think it's really necessary to completely freak people out with predictions of historical level blizzards.

I remember the Blizzard of '82 and you fucked that prediction up to. It was only supposed to be an inch or two and because you guys failed at your jobs then, people were stuck all over the city. I guess with hindsight, its better to over-predict, but come on.

The Blizzard of 2011, Snowmagedon and the Icepocolypse: FAIL

With all due respect,
The Chief

Ice Ice Baby!!

Let the heavens open and cry down it's pellets of frozen tears!!
We deserve it









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