I haven't watched all of this year's Video Music Awards but I had to write this before the public collective memory faded and moved on to the next stupid celebrity stunt, like a meat dress...
Anyway, when I first saw this chick performing a song with Will.I.Am, I thought, "huh she's different. I like the look."
But when she and Katy Perry presented the Moon Man for the Best Male Video all I could think was "Is Wee-man hiding in her pants?" BTW, are the Jack Ass guys getting creepier? Perhaps another story.
Anyway, when I first saw this chick performing a song with Will.I.Am, I thought, "huh she's different. I like the look."
But when she and Katy Perry presented the Moon Man for the Best Male Video all I could think was "Is Wee-man hiding in her pants?" BTW, are the Jack Ass guys getting creepier? Perhaps another story.
Anyway, I looked over at my wife and said, "holy shit, what the fuck is with her ass? That is crazy looking. Can that be real?"
She makes J-Lo look normal and Katy Perry looked almost 2 dimensional next to her.
As it turns out it is really her ass and she is proud of it.
Aa, good for her. I'm sure lots of black guys love her ass as well as some white one; I know a couple in particular that do.
But they should have warned us when she presented with something like, "The Best Male Video in 6 minutes and please be prepared for Nicki Minaj's ass."
I was so distracted that I had to look up what they were presenting and who the hell won before I wrote this.
BTW, Eminem won. He beat a bunch of dudes I've never heard of.
Praise the Booty!
With All Due Respect,
The Chief
2 comments:
I'm one of those white guys!
Plump rumps rule!
@Darth, No man this is just bizarre looking. I've added a new pic to the post for your examination / spankification.
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