So, one of the most excellent holidays of the year, Halloween, is over.
What's next?
Thanksgiving?
Nope. Sorry. Let's just move onto Christmas.
I'm at Lowe's this morning to buy some leaf bags (because it's fall) and guess what is everywhere the minute you walk into the home improvement store?
Christmas shit.
Those obnoxious inflatable front yard decorations and numerous other crap for those people who have nothing better to spend their money on.
Don't get me wrong. I love Christmas and I love Christmas decorations.
I just don't like them on November 1st!
Why does it get earlier every year? It's ridiculous.
How early is it going to be next year? The day after Labor Day?
It's going to get earlier and earlier if we (you) don't stop buying this crap.
Since we're on the subject of Christmas. It's Christmas. Not some generic Season's Greetings bullshit so that we don't offend the Jews, Muslims and those 5 people that celebrate Kwanzaa.
Kwanzaa. Wasn't that one of Jabba's guards in Return of the Jedi?
I need to stop writing about Christmas already. It's only November.
1 comment:
Can I get an Amen! and an Awomen too!
Black Jesus, that's silly everyone knows that he was blue like most other fictional characters.
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