Monday - Get to work you lazy fuckers!

I'm sick of hearing people complain about Monday. What makes it so sickening is that everyone complaining is everyone who has a job. Buck up mother fuckers! Consider yourself lucky. This shitty, prima donna attitude is a propellant to where we are now in relation to the rest of the world.

How do you say "I hate Mondays" in Chinese? or Japanese?
It's not in their God-damn vocabulary! That's why they've surpassed us in manufacturing and exporting everything from children's toys (containing lead) to automobiles.

We Americans have grown so slack when it comes to work. This has been going on for the last 20-25 years. Everyone revels in announcing how they hate Monday or has a case of the Mondays.
You know who started it all?
This Fucker:

Really, does anyone remember people hating Monday before this cartoon pussy came along?
He got the ball rolling and then Ziggy fucking joined in and now everyone bonds with their hatred for the first day of the work week.
Of course, I was inspired to defend Monday because of my drive from the Unemployment Office. I'm driving home Monday morning from there after doing my 4 week in-person filing.
I'm listening to terrestrial radio and the douche bag DJ (Radio Personality) are taking calls from listeners who are complaining about Mondays. WHILE THEY'RE AT THEIR JOBS.
Then I pull over, get some coffee and check out FaceBook on my iPhone. 11 of my 100 friends are dissing Monday in their status.
Fuckers!!
This day should be renamed TIHAJ-day. THANKS I HAVE A JOB Day to all you bastards who have one.
Quit bitching and get back to work.