The Benefits of Adwhoretising

{is she gonna eat that?}

I just couldn't pass this up!

I know we live in a society that would come to a grinding

halt, shit it's proverbial pants, and develop the most massive,

collective migraine; probably even collapse, if we didn't have our

beloved advertisements. Adverts that watch over our colicky

demon-spawn, that lull us to bed at night, that have whole

hour-long programs devoted to our "favorites", and that even

assault us on the highway to work! Hells Bells, they may even

be staring at you while try to pass that enormous 'Colossus

Burger' you mashed down for lunch! You ever see that? Maybe

in the stall at the airport, or at the casino? Maybe even your

favorite sports bar or 'meat market', at the urinal; that's another

good place to assault the senses, while you're captive for a

few minutes.

So, since there are so many out there that think advertising is the 'Mutt's

Nuts', the Alpha and the Omega, the only way to learn of new and exciting

trinkets you'll need to keep up with the Jones'(Jim, that would be

preferable)! I thought I would post some blasts, from our 'Good Corporate

Citizens', pasts! And remember, company 'XYZ' wouldn't lie to me!!

UP! UP! the Ziggurat!

{Mickey will protect ya

from that VX, Timmy!}

{my personal favorite

I'm glad it was lined

with Asbestos!}

FUCK IT! IT'S LATE! NO ONE CARES ANYWAY!

LATERS! ANGRY BRADY

P.S. There goes that funky Html coding for ya' again! The first sentence on here can't be read unless one highlights it?! Only in my world!! Not that anyone reads this tripe!