If you...1. Have a stereo in your car or wheels on your car that are worth more than your car...
2. Wear camouflage in public and you aren't hunting or in the military...
3. Think that your outer self is more important than your inner self...
4. Spend any time at all interested in celebrities' lives or celebrity gossip...
5. Believe in aliens, UFOs or think you have seen either...
6. Love animals more than people...
7. Think because your rich, life is perfect...
8. Think because your poor, life isn't...
9. Don't vote but complain about your government...
10. Put clothes on your pet, carry your pet around in a designer bag or think you should be able to take your pet in any public place...
11. Voted for Barack "Hussein" Obama...
12. Think that alcoholism or drug addiction are "diseases"...
13. Have read more than ten books but not the Bible, whether you believe in Jesus or not...
14. Embrace Socialism...
15. Drive the speed limit in the fast lane...
16. Wear your shirt tucked in but don't wear a belt...
17. Still write a check in a store while people wait behind you...
18. Think marijuana will ever be legalized...
19. Get plastic surgery to look younger...
20. Believe in Evolution or the Big Bang Theory...
21. Think it is better to receive than give...
22. Are continuously stocking your armory in preparation for war with your government...
23. Go in and out of the gas station in hopes the scratch off tickets you keep buying will pay off big...
24. Have a collection of Star Wars figures and you display them for all to see (What up Darth Taco? Shout out!!!)...
25. Are a man and are on Food Stamps...
26. Are anybody and try to sell your Food Stamps...
27. Smoke cigarettes...
28. Smoke a cigarette and talk on your cell phone while driving...
29. View Lady GaGa or Justin Bieber as "groundbreaking" artists...
30. Don't agree with The Rev's "If You" List...
You're a friggin IDIOT!!!!!
Yours Truly,
The Rev
2 comments:
With the exceptions of 5, 18 and 20, I completely, 100% (technically 90%) agree! Awesome, but what about ride your bicycle wearing queer tights on the road with cars or think that the only good music was made during the XX's (insert your favorite decade), or buy a $300 phone but can't pay your credit card's off?
Well done.
Lol!!! If I didnt believe in Jesus I would have run over one of those queer bicyclists on Chesterfield Airport Road on purpose at least ten times. I imagine clipping them with my side mirror every weekend. Thanks Chief.
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