Sorry, But I Have to Reiterate How Much Citibank Pisses Me Off!!

I know I've done this one before, but when one honestly tries to have open dialog, prompt payments, excellent personal bookkeeping, and when all else fails; multiple hours on the phone talking to half-humans, robots, and sleazy pencil-pushing geek managers all to no avail... I just have to say that this piece of corporate excrement called Citibank should not only have gone down the proverbial shitter when the "Bubble" burst, they should be stomped down the Goddamn thing with a pair of G. Gordon Liddy's proverbial "Jack-booted" heals firmly impregnated with lime, (cause that's what one does when leaving a turd to the open elements!), and then lit on fire like a Hindu funeral pyre!!!!!












I recently sent a payment into these Pigmy-esque Einsteins that was well above the minimum payment and my bank even showed that the payment posted 2 days before the due date. 5 days later I get a call on my phone and it's Shitibank saying that it's so unlike me to be 5 days late on a payment and they wanted to know if they could send their Gestapo to help me find the payment, so as to not loose any of my appendages or possibly my Pineal gland (I knew those fuckers were Satanists!) Of course I wasn't in front of my computer to firmly dispute their asinine claim, but did protest!
I begrudgingly agreed to another larger payment over the phone to avoid my A.P.R. Being raised to a 30 digit rate, cause you know that would only be the fair way to treat a customer with a 790+ credit score and who has a balance below $500!!!!
Anyway, I get home, log on to my bank account only to have what I knew to be truth, proven to me...I had indeed made a payment that had posted several days before! I then logged on to Citibanks site only to have it show the larger payment posted that I had made earlier in the day, nothing else. I contacted my bank to start an investigation, only to log in to Satanbanks website several days later and see a posting for the other "missing, forgotten" payment sitting right there! Contacting these fuck-sticks got me no apology or you were right Mr. Brady, NOTHING!!!!!!


So again I say.... Fuck the fuck off demon seed Shitibank! I'm paying what little remains in that account in full and never doing business with your incompetent asses ever again! I'll make sure anyone considering using your so-called services has their fucking head examined and possibly even recommending Trepanation if I cannot dissuade that individual from running to your disservices like Billy off the short bus, drooling in contemplation of watching Care Bears(the same rotten episode) for the 37,000th time, believing it's the first!
Eat Shit!







ANGRY BRADY
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Demublicans and Republicrats

This will be short and not so sweet!
If you seriously still identify yourself as a Republican or Democrat, you are seriously self deluded and a fool! There is NO difference! These fuck-sticks care nothing for you or I and none of them have our best interest in mind!
Got it?
That and I thought I would give posting to the site from the iPad a try.
Later...








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Quick Hit - Smile!

It makes people wonder what you're thinking.

But not too big or you look like an idiot.

Thanks Steve!

The Princess Effect

What's our primary goal as parents?
To make our children happy?
Wrong.
To prepare our children for adulthood and that scary world out there.
Now, of course, it's important for your kids to be happy. But don't lose focus.
You have a responsibility to them and society.
That's why it bugs the shit out of me to see all these parents spoiling their kids at extravagant levels. It is most prevalent with daughters. Let's call it the Princess Effect.

Now, I'm fortunate enough to have fathered a son instead of a "daddy's little princess" and you're probably asking yourself what the hell's set me off on this recent rant.

Guest Writer Submission - The 99er's

I'm sitting here tonight watching 60 Minutes and one of the subjects is called "The 99ers". This was a group of of people that used to make boatloads of money in the Silicon Valley that have exhausted their 99 weeks of unemployment and are now blubbering they can't find a job.
This really irked me.
One guy used to make $200,000 a year and now has a part time job at Target. Another lady, an admitted shopaholic while she was living the good life, was recycling bottles and stuff to stay in CA. Another lady had lived in the same house since 1982 and was three months away from losing it.
My response to these people is "welcome to the real world!!!" Wow, the sense of entitlement of these people. They pissed all their money away on cribs and whips and now they wish they would have saved it i reckon. There is no guarantees in life people.
None!
For every choice, there's a consequence. If you've been off for 99 friggin weeks, you probably passed on a job that was "beneath" you at some point or didn't search hard enough in the beginning because you thought it would be a breeze to make a lateral move. And how about this, MOVE OUT OF THE SILICON VALLEY/SAN JOSE AREA!!! The jobs aren't returning morons!!!

We Live In The Best Country In The World, Right? Apparently Not.

The United States of America is a democratic country, meaning we live in a democracy, right? Sort of.

In truth, we were founded as a republic and a republic we are, or by modern terms a democratic republic, meaning a State with an elected representative government wherein the People may participate in a limited way by referendum.

I find from speaking with people about politics that most do not understand what a democracy really is, in that a true democracy is governance by direct participation on every issue. We don't get to have our say in every issue, and that may be part of the reason we are as fucked up as we are. Our "leaders" get to make the real decisions and we get to hold the bag.

Interestingly enough I hear people say that we created democracy, which we didn't, and neither did the French. It was first employed in Ancient Greece. We also DID NOT perfect it, since the Founding Fathers knew that true democracy would never really work, opting for a republic.

In case you don't believe me, recite the Pledge of Allegiance... "and to the"..what? Republic!

Whatever term you use, we consider ourselves a democracy and I would bet that most of you figure we are the freest people on the planet with the highest level of personal liberty.

Well you're wrong.

Are you scared of Muslims? - A Different Kind of Halloween-time Post

When you see women in burkas at the mall, do you feel your sphincter tighten, just a bit?

When you pass a guy on the street in a turban do you just for a second think, whoa what's he up to?

If you are on a plane and a man with a traditional muslim beard and maybe a kurfi (the small cap) walk on the plane and sits in first class do you start to flash back, even momentarily, to the news reports of the 9/11 attacks?

If you answered yes to any one of these, I think its safe to say you are scared of Muslims.

If you answered no, you're either Muslim, you're medicated or you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

In either case, I think as Americans and Europeans we have some justifications to our fear, but I don't know if it should be as intense or as overarching as it seems to be. Truly there are some scary muslims that do and say really horrifying shit.

How do I know this? They're all over the media dummy. The media has done an excellent job of painting Islam as murderous and Muslims as radicals.

Which makes the story about NPR's Juan Williams sacking seem a bit strange. NPR fired Juan Williams after he admitted that he gets nervous if he's on a plane and someone with a traditional muslim appearance comes on the plane.

The Gap Goes Back To Its Old Logo - More evidence that Gap shoppers are Douchebags

About a week ago the Gap changed from the blue box under white letters to a new "more modern" look seen to the right.

People apparently went ape-shit.

Here are a few comments I lifted from a couple of favorite websites

Terrible new logo. Very downmarket looking.....it evokes a software-development firm, not a clothing store. - Jglass54

Obviously done by a first grader! - Grayce

Worst
logo
everrr!! - DaretoHope

(You can hear Comic Book Guys snarly voice with that one)

I completely hate the new logo! Whyyyyy???? It totally looks like a powerpoint design! - via Facebook

GAWD, that new logo sucks. - via Facebook

All this venom about a logo for a clothing company that designs clothes to make plain, boring white bread middle Americans look even more plain an boring.

Here's an idea; haters, take all that energy and put it into finding a look that's not the same as it was in the mid '70's or '80's or '90's. 

Maybe Gap et. al. should reinvent their entire fashion mode and in doing so help the fashion hopeless that shop in their stores move into the current era.

Whatever.

All the stupid shit that goes on in the world and people spend time posting comments on Facebook, etc. about the goddamn Gap logo.

Idiots.


With all due respect,

Happy Columbus Day - BTW You know he was a complete idiot right?

The fact that American history books tout Columbus, whose real name was Cristoforo Columbo, as anything other than a fucking idiot, shit for brains navigator, or a completely amoral imperialist monster and oppressor should show you that a) history is written by the winners and b) nobody cares in this country since 99% are descended from the "winning" team (south and central american indians that have immigrated to this country not withstanding).

A few facts you may not know about ol' Chris:

1) Never set foot on the land we know as America. He just skipped around the islands of the Caribbean.
2) It took him over 7 years of begging to get the crown of Spain to fund his trip after the King of Portugal and the King of England rejected his proposals.
3) He and his crew brought syphilis into the New World
4) He so grossly underestimated the circumference of the Earth that he estimated the trip from the Canary Islands to Japan (which he figured was just east of China) would be roughly 2300 miles when in fact is almost 19,300 miles.

More Evidence That Alot of Motorists are Pukes!

Since this has become a subject near and dear to my heart as of late, I figured I would more often post as to my encounters with what has become seemingly suicidal, homicidal, inconsiderate, inattentive and lackadaisical operation of motor vehicles by bipedal skin-bags. Lots of conclusions I have come to and many more are formulating as to reasons for this, which I will share over time. For tonight though I'll be brief...
Angry runs errands. Angry obeys traffic laws. Angry uses signals. Finally Angry observed not only the world whizzing by him, while he drives at the speed limit, but stops at Walgreens for the wife. Angry sees this guy haul ass into the parking lot and park. The parking lot virtually devoid of lemmings style vehicular idiocy. Park like this he did...

Now I know some of you may say that's not so bad or possibly some shit like that, which would just be straight up justification by your ignorant ass! The facts are these,

People Drive Like Shit - The Introduction

I don't know about you, but I drive a lot. On the order of 25,000 to 35,000 miles per year. The majority of that is city, urban-cycle driving. I drive in all seasons, in all weather and at all times of the day, so I have encountered just about every driving scenario you can imagine over the last 24 years I've been licensed.

All of this experience has lead me to the conclusion that MOST PEOPLE CANNOT FUCKING DRIVE.

So I've decided to take out my frustration in prose, and do a series of articles on people's driving habits, recount for you my recent encounters with idiots on the street and help you better understand why we say the world is full of idiots.

Before I get started though there are a few parameters which should be outlined. First I feel that I need to explain to you my theory that there are only 3 types of people on the street (note I didn't call them all drivers since most of them are not really driving but pointing their cars).

Group 1 are probably the most common. They are what I call the Oblivious Idiots. They are simply concerned with getting from point A to point B and don't appear to have any cognizance that the rest of us are on the road with them. There are many variation of this type but most can be summarized by comparison to the dipshit I encountered last Thursday morning. I was following this guy in a old Lincoln Towncar down a busy two-lane county "highway". You know the type; windy, hilly, no curb or shoulder, lots of drive ways and side streets. Mr. Fuckeverybodyelse spent the majority of his trip straddling the center line,

Motorists in Cars! USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAINS!!

After 2, count 'em, TWO accidents in a month involving my scooter, I have decided enough is enough! This all because other motorists are either to busy yakking on their phones (ever heard of hands free assholes?!), applying enough make-up to put Kiss and GWAR to shame, eating a 5 course gourmet meal from some sloppy shit-hole, screaming at their kids while what appears to be a reenactment of the Exorcist by the look of the position of their heads in relation to their bodies, jerking off, acting as is it is post war Nazi Germany cruising the newly completed Autobahn, generally not paying any fucking attention to anyone else AT ALL, or any number of activities/in activities that could easily be construed as, at the very least GROSS NEGLIGENCE, at worst ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE!!!
You people need to get your heads out of your asses!! When I say you, I do mean 95% of you!!! You act as if this driving business
is some sort of a fucking game! Let me tell you something! After being backed into and almost crushed

Hey, Nice Billboard...

There's a big stink in St. Louis about the above billboard.
Not the message it's conveying. Just it's existence.
This billboard has been up for a couple weeks now and it was the talk of the town when it went up. People were up in arms.
I like to think I'm a tolerant guy. Anyone who knows me or reads my posts knows that I'm not religious but I certainly don't condemn anyone for being religious. Now I DO like to debate those who contradict their beliefs with their actions. Believe me. That happens a lot.
People are very upset at the existence of this billboard. I've had a couple friends tell me that it offends them.
The billboard states "Don't Believe in God? You're not alone." and then gives a web address for an Agnostic and Athiest website.It doesn't state that God doesn't exist. But it might as well have. Many Christians have taken affront to this. Let's be honest. Should they be offended?
I think not.
You know what billboards I'm sick of seeing?
This guy's:

There's two of these within three miles of my house. If this guy has the right (and the money) to put up his own billboard so should this organization.

This is America. Remember? And for all of you who want to throw in the fact that "America's forefathers were Christians and this great country was built upon Christian morals..." I would bet a fortune (or at least twenty bucks) that if Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson were around today they would fight for EVERYONE'S freedom, God-fearing or not. Of course, they'd get rid of their slaves right away.
Thomas Jefferson, in fact, had some forward-thinking ideas on religion and the evil that men are capable of doing in its name.

I believe the greaterstlcor.org could have just made a more simple, meaningful billboard by using less "offensive" wording. It would have just taken one word?

"THINK"

Or is that too high-concept?

Whatever, every idiot out there has a right to believe what they choose. They don't, however, have the right to judge someone else. Lest they be judged?
Ha, six years of Catholic school still sticks.

-Darth