CITI CARDS... UTTER BULLSHIT!! Oh! Hi I'm Back!

It's been a while, hasn't it?! I'm sure the 17 or 18 people that read this blog that aren't directly involved in it, missed the ever-lovin' shit outta Angry. Right? Heh...
After a sabbatical, theres so much I've done, seen, been amused by, angered by, and...well been very confused by. BTW, does anyone know where to get some cheap adulterated oil?! AHH... That's a different issue all together! Just think though, that whole area, Missouri with a Beach, wont need to worry about sunscreen. Beside, sunscreen gives you cancer.
The actual reason I write today is CITI/Bank/Cards/Lousy-wretch-of-a-company is really pissing me off!! I've always known they were crummy and should've listen to the wife. Hindsight is 20/20 as it is said.
I have 3 other credit cards, all from different lenders. All are what they are as far as mega-global corps. go. None have given me the grief that CITI has in a VERY SHORT TIME! Two of my cards have $0 balance on them and the other has a minimal balance. The one that has around $1000 bucks on it is the reason I got the super evil CITI card to begin with. All of my cards have relatively low APR's on them ranging from 7.5% to 10.99%. All were acquired the same way the devil CITI Card was, 0 interest for 12 months. I have excellent credit and have taken advantage of the benefits of that credit score.
Anyway, I applied for the Psycho CITI Card to transfer that now 800 dollar balance to the shempy 0% for 12 months credit card. That's been how I have been able to borrow money for the last couple of years for free. So, I get my card and am directed to poop-smack CITI's website to set up my account. Firstly, the website must have been designed using ANS COBOL on a fucking UNIVAC computer! It's clunky, it is buggy, and it seems to even confuse itself!

Irritated Rambling About The Gulf Oil Spill

"Holy shit! Well there goes gas prices!"

"What the fuck is a blow out valve and why don't they test them?"

"Goddamn that is a big ball of fire."

Even as a degreed chemist, I still find it amazing to see a huge fire burning on the surface of a body of water.

"How close is it to Playa del Carmen?"

I remember watching the news the first day of coverage and thinking that it probably wouldn't be that bad because it was at the bottom of the ocean over a mile down, so surely the well would collapse from the pressure. I don't know where I got that but it seemed logical at the time.

Ardi Rizal - Smoking Baby Buddah

Yes, I've been gone for a while and no I'm not sorry. I've been distracted lately by the rest of my life and have not felt the urge to express myself on our pages.


Until today, when I saw the video of this little fat indonesian kid smoking a fag like a 50 year old bar fly. Name, Ardi Rizal. Habit, 40 smokes a day. Life expectancy, about 20 years, with the last 5 or so breathing like a 90 year old women with a 2 pack a day habit for 70 years.


Watch this video and you'll quickly see that Ardi has the technique of a long term smoker, complete with deep inhales and puckered lip exhalations. He even twirls the cancer stick between his fingers and points with his coffin-nail and laughs with what one could describe as a baby smokers voice.

Ha Ha! Your Kid's in Jail!!

I hate celebrities. I don't care who you are. I relish in your downfall. There are few exceptions.

This week I'd like to pick on Michael Douglas.
You see, his son, Cameron, was just sentenced to 5 years in prison for dealing Meth and possessing Heroin.

This grabbed my attention a couple of days ago when I was reading the news on my phone and ran across the story entitled "Michael Douglas asks judge for mercy". Hmmm...click!
The story opens with Michael stating that "his family's fame and history of substance abuse helped drive his son into drug addiction and crime" and that "he didn't want to see him break." He also mentions "the pressure of finding your own identity with a famous father."

Is There a Cardiologist in the House?

So my wife totally f#cked up dinner.
It's an unseasonable chilly day in April and my wife and I are discussing what we're going to have for dinner. She's at the store. I'm still at work.
Chili.
What sounds better than that? Chili with Fritos, cheese and diced onions. What a perfect comfort food for a dreary day. Something to look forward to.
15 minutes from home I get the call.
No chili. She swore we had plenty at home so she didn't buy any. She got home to find ONE can. Turkey Chili. So she tells me she made it, added some more beans and tomato sauce and I'm not going to like it.
Long story short. I'm disappointed. I'm not eating that sh!t so we go out.

KFC sounds good. So we go to KFC (Formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken because "Fried" has become a bad word).
On our way in my wife points out the newest sensation: The Double Down. She goads me to try one. If it's horrible I can write about it to the idiots who peruse this site.
For those of you who don't know what the Double Down is here you go:

Goo-Googled

I'm not sure if anyone paid attention to word that Google got haXXord a few months back, purportedly by someone in China or quite possibly China itself. No big things happened we were told. Funny that Google asked the NSA for assistance in the matter, which is kinda like having the fox guard the chicken coop!
Two days ago Google came clean and said that its prized "Gaia" authentication program had in fact been also compromised. This is potentially a HUGE fucking deal for not only the self described " ad agency", but even more so for the end user! People that bank, pay credit cards, apply for home loans, and generally store WAY more info online than they should will potentially suffer the most.
This is why I have abandoned my gmail account. It's not shut down...YET. Oh no, I left some nice little surprises in there for the Shemp-witted Spambots and real live Spammers to deal with. I hope they like infinite loops!! Fuck sticks!
The news that was reported wasn't what tipped me off that something was going seriously awry in Goinkleland. It was of course the MASSIVE amounts of spam I had within the last couple of weeks had just started to receive. When I say massive I'm talking in the vicinity of 25-75 separate pieces of spam a day!! I have had this account since 2001 and never got this kind of spam! I've had several filters in place on top of that! NO...I'm not perusing porn sites or signing up for every piece of shit website I see!! I have other mail accounts for that kind of nefarity anyway ;-)!!!

Work

Well it's been awhile since I've posted... That's because I've been working like it's going out of style, and it's long ago become 1994, Everlast workout pant wearing, neon armed glasses sporting ass hole-ery for Angry! Working is one of those necessary evils, I understand. But this is ridiculous!!!
My boss, who's only there 2 days a week anyway, had a massive heart attack about 4 weeks ago. So, the only other guy that works with me, also 2 days a week, have much more on our plates. I am the only full time guy... Needless to say, when the bossman's heart throttled this ass, who took charge?? Not the guy (me) who he hired to take his place, but the guy that also works 2 days a week! Not that I mind not being in charge: I just don't like being told what my priorities should be by a guy that is only there a couple of days a week and has continued to state he wouldn't want my boss's job. Now he has been there much longer than I, but that's why I was told I was being hired!
That all being said Angry is completely drained and exhausted...
I will have more posts to come. I have also been doing some electronic music experimentation, and building a website that I will be able to host my creations, free for download and licensed under Creative Commons, so that anyone (except Mondo-corporations and their lackeys) can remix/alter/sample or just fucking delete if so inclined. That's that!
Hope you all have fun out there in Big Bad Web-Land!
As #6 says in the Prisoner, "Be seeing you".
ANGRY BRADY