It's been a while, hasn't it?! I'm sure the 17 or 18 people that read this blog that aren't directly involved in it, missed the ever-lovin' shit outta Angry. Right? Heh...
After a sabbatical, theres so much I've done, seen, been amused by, angered by, and...well been very confused by. BTW, does anyone know where to get some cheap adulterated oil?! AHH... That's a different issue all together! Just think though, that whole area, Missouri with a Beach, wont need to worry about sunscreen. Beside, sunscreen gives you cancer.
The actual reason I write today is CITI/Bank/Cards/Lousy-wretch-of-a-company is really pissing me off!! I've always known they were crummy and should've listen to the wife. Hindsight is 20/20 as it is said.
I have 3 other credit cards, all from different lenders. All are what they are as far as mega-global corps. go. None have given me the grief that CITI has in a VERY SHORT TIME! Two of my cards have $0 balance on them and the other has a minimal balance. The one that has around $1000 bucks on it is the reason I got the super evil CITI card to begin with. All of my cards have relatively low APR's on them ranging from 7.5% to 10.99%. All were acquired the same way the devil CITI Card was, 0 interest for 12 months. I have excellent credit and have taken advantage of the benefits of that credit score.
Anyway, I applied for the Psycho CITI Card to transfer that now 800 dollar balance to the shempy 0% for 12 months credit card. That's been how I have been able to borrow money for the last couple of years for free. So, I get my card and am directed to poop-smack CITI's website to set up my account. Firstly, the website must have been designed using ANS COBOL on a fucking UNIVAC computer! It's clunky, it is buggy, and it seems to even confuse itself!
I signed up for paperless billing and made sure to deselect ALL of the boxes so that my email account wouldn't SPLODE! All to no avail. Immediately, I received my first 5 emails, all in succession. I originally thought it was merely a by-product of being a new member and going through the setup process. Jumpin' Jehoshaphat was I 100% wrong-olla! Trying to change settings time and time again didn't work. The past month and half has been an enraging battle!!
Finally, today at 2:38 a.m., after receiving 2 back to back emails, 1 that I specifically made damn well sure I had deselected to the effect of marketing to me, I got up and logged on and found the tech support email and set about to lambast these cock suckers for a few paragraphs. Upon being 90% complete with that email... THE WEBSITE RESETS ITSELF!!! Thereby rendering the morsels of truths and insults I had worked to construct decimated in a digital cloud of 1's and 0's!! WAS I PISSED!!!!
I call tech support after that, hands shaking with the desire to grab someone by their Sta-Pressed collar and squeeze their Pineal Gland out of their scull by means of their anus! The tech support agent I get directs me to the website, after a fairly lengthy explanation as to my plight. I can't find ANY of the shit this woman is describing should be peering me in the face! An eerie feeling washes over me, like maybe someone dosed me with Yage' or Jimson Weed or some other massively dangerous hallucinogen, or possibly, and more likely, the tech was! Or maybe I had been stupid enough to fall for a goddamn phishing site... Then, reality returned! After describing exactly what was on my screen and the html header, the "tech" said she would be right back. At which time I was tortured with 101 Strings version of ThunderBall from the J.B. movie of course and a few other unknown but equally hideous wastes of time. 10 minutes expire. I hang up. FUCK THIS! I go back online and fire off a few short, to the point, angry emails to Les Horrible' CITI. In 72 1/2 picoseconds I get 2 replies!! Both shot out from a robot, canned and completely devoid of anything remotely resembling consciences at work or even an attempt to look like some real person may have read my emails!! So much for customer service!! And then we wonder why some of these asshole companies go bankrupt or have taxpayers bail their dumb asses out of the shit they get themselves into!
I could go on about these nitwits but I grow weary...
LATER!!
AnGRY bRADy
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