World Full of Idiots Hits 40,000 hits

Sometime, this afternoon, we had our 40,000 pageloads, 20,000 unique visitors and over 2000 returning visitors since we stated tracking back in March of 2009.

Crazy and fucking awesome for a three guys with shitty attitudes, poor social skills and barely veiled agendas.

Thanks for reading, please keep it up and tell your friends and we actually could hit 100,000 hits by this time next year.

Sinead O'Connor's Open Letter to Pope Benedict

On December 20th, 2010, Sinead O'Connor posted on Huffington Post the following.

This is an Open Letter to Pope Benedict on behalf of all victims of child sexual abuse by catholic priests; on behalf of all catholic people, and all honorable catholic clergy; on behalf of every media outlet under the sun; and on behalf of The Holy Spirit.

Sir,

Some burning questions arise from the following statement you made in your Christmas address to your cardinals on December 20th regarding how it came to pass that the house of The Holy Spirit became a haven for criminals of a sexual nature.

"In the 1970's pedophilia was theorized [by the church] as something fully in conformity with man and even with children."

Please deign to respond to this letter directly and personally and put aside all the pomp and titles and so-called 'proper channels' -- all of which belong not in the 21st century but the 12th and are unbecoming of Christ.

Exactly who held the theory that pedophilia was fully in conformity with man and with children?

Please give us their names.

Exactly when did they hold this theory?

Exactly when if ever did they cease holding the theory?.

Why was this information not given to victims?

Why was it never given to any commissions of inquiry or civil authorities?

Why in all the years since these scandals broke out was yesterday the first mention of this information?

It is highly disrespectful of the victims that you would throw this out as an aside remark and not present yourself for questioning on such a very serious piece of information which would be key in the potential recovery of the church.

The Holy Spirit requires you to familiarize yourself with honesty and respect if you retain any desire to salvage the remains of the church which has been ruined by its being allowed to live by its own laws and not God's

~ Sinéad

I'd add to it but I think she said it just right. What do you think?

A real story run on the BBC's website

I pay attention to as little "NEWS" as possible, especially television news! As you all are probably aware by now, I believe that great "mind eraser" most hominids enjoy wasting what little time they have on this Mortal Coil, peering into it's cold, dead eye with slack-jawed amazement, being lulled into lives lived in sound bites.





















I do upon occasion read news in print or more sparingly read it on line. For the most part "news" isn't even news, it's gossip and propaganda. Plus, it either depresses or angers me, and we all know I DONT NEED MORE ANGER.
I will share with you this piece of propaganda I read recently from the BBC.
The story states that the U.S. will soon be taking action against on-line pharmacies and their practice of either offering expired or bogus pharmaceuticals.
This is the basic premise of the story, which I agree that the amount of pharmacy spam we all seem to hear about and the operation of unlicensed pharmacies is a valid thing to be concerned about. The meat of this article to me is this quote, "Those who sell prescription drugs online without a valid prescription are operating illegally, undercutting the laws that were put in place to protect patients, and are thereby endangering the public health," said Victoria Espinel, US intellectual property enforcement co-ordinator, in a statement.
Anybody get that?! It's not the quote itself, but the person making the quote. Still don't get it?! Ok, U.S. CO-ORDINATOR OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ENFORCEMENT... Still not sure what I'm on about?






















How could anyone readily accept a statement like that? Telling us that undercutting laws put in place to protect patients is the prime directive; when it's being spoken by someone that clearly has a different job to perform altogether?! Her job isn't to worry about patient health!!! Her fucking job seems to have more to do with protecting patents, hence her goddamn title! MAYBE SHE DID SAY PATENTS AND WAS MISQUOTED? bwahahahaaa!!! Prolly not!
And what does that usually entail these days!???? PROTECTING SOME LARGE CORPORATION, that really doesn't need so much protection in today's environment , FROM LOOSING OUT ON A FEW MORE QUADRUPLE BILLION DOLLARS IT NEEDS TO BETTER QWELL OUR MINDS INTO SUBMISSION!!






















People really need to pay attention to this sort of asshollery and at the very least take note of it or, better yet call BULLSHIT on reporting like this! News needs to be critical of such things! There are too many non-thinkers around already and we don't need to incubate more for god sake! People! Listen, you may think I'm whacky, crazy, funny, not funny, stupid, boring, or many other descriptors; but you need to understand what's going on here! This isn't an aberration or is it just about this illustration at all!
It's a bit off topic, not really, but do you know what's about to get passed by congress in the very near future? Something that, I would hope would cause us all outrage. I've talked about it before... NET NEUTRALITY! And do you know where your going to see things happen first?!? Do you have a smart phone?! Do you like how much info and freedom it's given you?!? Well, get ready to have a data charge tacked on if you like to say, use Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, etc.
Courtesy of those lovable Teddy Bears known as Verizon, AT&T, Sprint, and surprisingly... Google!
Although they would seem to be shooting themselves in the foot to have a YouTube fee tacked on to every phone users account, unlessssss.... They know something we don't know... I could personally not care two solid brass shits if they taxed and surcharged those three I just named till they sink into oblivion. But I would be against that happening for the sake of the greater freedom to have an open, non-channelled, bottle-necked web, than the alternative!
I do digress somewhat...
The point is this really; WE, that means YOU AND I, need to get our heads out of the sand and stop this buffoonery from multiplying exponentially till all of a sudden, instead of staring at it on your tv screen or that monitor, or phone... We really will be SOYLENT GREEN!
Whatcha gonna do about it???
That's fine back to your favorite Stupor Bowl commercial brought to you by HitlerYouthOldNavyPepsiAstrazenophobiaCorp!





















ANgRY BRaDY

The Rev's Festive Holiday Poem

My favorite holiday is Christmas,
I love it's festive joy.
The tree, presents and Jesus,
It makes me smile, oh boy!

I wrote this when challenged by Brady,
It comes straight from my heart.
It's not to woo a lady,
It's to outdo Chief, Angry and Darth!!!

Boo ya!!!


The Rev



Christmas Poem

Hickory Dickory Dock
Santa was on my Block
Forgot what he Brought me
Saw my Name marked Naughty
And Moved on to his Next Stop

Winter Sux!!! A poem as such...

S.A.D., the blues, cabin fever, increasing close contact with other "bug ridden bags of flesh", sickness, melancholia, wistfulness, a 4-5 month nature induced prison sentence, beds that want to be stayed in and loathed all the same ( it's warm embrace like being held by Edgar Allen Poe's Laudanum riddled nightmarish mind ), endless seeming 7 pm's when it's actually only 4.
Many questions throughout growing up to the parental figures as to why I had to be born in my ever calling home of Southern Cali, only to be yanked to this sad state of affairs I call Mizzeri!
Well, that's my horse-shit moan of an excuse I called poetry...
Buncha finger snapping, coffee shop hanging Beatnik fags!
The only poet I've ever read that I thought had a modicum of taste, because of his seeming utter dislike for taste in the first damned place was E.E. Cummings!!! Wunderbar! Or some shit...
Later!
Maybe the other knuckle-heads on this site can pound some deep shit out, as a challenge! Yeah! That's it c'mon Chief, Darth, Rev! Give us your best Kahil Gabraun
Have fun kids

ANgRY BRaDY

Merry Khristmas or The Kardashians are The New Addams Family?

There are so many things to say about this picture; I'm not sure where to start. This group of plastic zombies is using this shot for their Christmas card this year.

You know how I feel about photo cards for Christmas, so you I can't wait to get this card. Ok I probably am not on their list, but still...

Why are these assholes famous?

Can you say "pretentiousness"?

Am I the only person that thinks all of these women are weird looking? Jesus Christ, that thing in the pinkish dress looks a linebacker in drag for god sakes.

Why do they look like someone just notified them that Bernie Madoff was managing their money? Aren't you supposed to look like a happy family on your Christmas card, even if you secretly hate your fake tit-ed mother and her androgynous husband?

Are they too cool to smile or has the Botox numbed all their faces to the point that they can't change their expression any more? Even the baby looks pissed off.

The girl standing next to Kim (the one in the white) is like in middle school, so why do they have her standing like a pinup? And why is she wearing gloves...oh I get it she's a Christmas dominatrix.

What the hell is that green thing on the other chick's shoulders. Yet more evidence that you can't buy taste.

The guy at the top of the stairs (yes, the black one) has a pointed head like Ernie from Sesame Street.

The two in the suits look like they were Photoshopped into the shot. She strongly resembles the hermaphrodite from the Crying Game and he reminds me of the asshole brother from Step Brothers; you know that one that looks like a fucked up Tom Cruise that had the whole family singing Sweet Child of Mine in the car.

The baby looks like Eddie Munster, just saying.

Does Bruce Jenner look like he just did a "Got Milk" ad to you? If you ever watched Star Trek Deep Space Nine, ask yourself if that's really Bruce Jenner or Odo.

How did Bruce Jenner get hooked in with this cluster-fuck of retards? I thought he was a pretty normal dude. Guess not.

Anyway take this as an example of what not to do for a family Christmas card photo, or take it as yet another reason to hate the Kardashians.

With all due respect,
The Chief

The Rev's 1st Annual "IF YOU" List



If you...

1. Have a stereo in your car or wheels on your car that are worth more than your car...
2. Wear camouflage in public and you aren't hunting or in the military...
3. Think that your outer self is more important than your inner self...
4. Spend any time at all interested in celebrities' lives or celebrity gossip...
5. Believe in aliens, UFOs or think you have seen either...
6. Love animals more than people...
7. Think because your rich, life is perfect...
8. Think because your poor, life isn't...
9. Don't vote but complain about your government...
10. Put clothes on your pet, carry your pet around in a designer bag or think you should be able to take your pet in any public place...
11. Voted for Barack "Hussein" Obama...
12. Think that alcoholism or drug addiction are "diseases"...
13. Have read more than ten books but not the Bible, whether you believe in Jesus or not...
14. Embrace Socialism...
15. Drive the speed limit in the fast lane...
16. Wear your shirt tucked in but don't wear a belt...
17. Still write a check in a store while people wait behind you...
18. Think marijuana will ever be legalized...
19. Get plastic surgery to look younger...
20. Believe in Evolution or the Big Bang Theory...
21. Think it is better to receive than give...
22. Are continuously stocking your armory in preparation for war with your government...
23. Go in and out of the gas station in hopes the scratch off tickets you keep buying will pay off big...
24. Have a collection of Star Wars figures and you display them for all to see (What up Darth Taco? Shout out!!!)...
25. Are a man and are on Food Stamps...
26. Are anybody and try to sell your Food Stamps...
27. Smoke cigarettes...
28. Smoke a cigarette and talk on your cell phone while driving...
29. View Lady GaGa or Justin Bieber as "groundbreaking" artists...
30. Don't agree with The Rev's "If You" List...

You're a friggin IDIOT!!!!!

Yours Truly,


The Rev

Einstein, Newton and Galileo. Geniuses or Idiots? The verdict is in...



Que pasa paganos!!!  The Rev is back and better than ever.  Today's lesson is about all the time the so-called "geniuses" of the world have wasted on trying to figure out the science of the earth.  There have been billions of dollars spent on research, tens of thousands of books written by pinhead idiots and millions of opinions from the "great minds" of the world about subjects like the earth's roundness, the gravitational field, atmospheric circulation, the number of stars and the hydrological cycle.  The problem with all that is one book already had all the answers and if these idiots would have read it, they would have had much more time to sit around, play cards, smoke weed and whatever else they were interested in, other than wasting time.  So let's talk what the Bible says about some of these subjects, what years these subjects were answered by the Bible and also when the most intelligent men in the world finally answered these questions.  Strap on your dunce caps minions, here we go...

1.  THE EARTH'S ROUNDNESS:

BIBLE:  "It is He that sits on the CIRCLE of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are like grasshoppers; that stretches out the heavens as a curtain, and spreads them out as a tent to dwell in". - Isaiah 40:22.  The book of Isaiah was written between 701-671 BC and it clearly says the earth is a circle or round.  Hmmmm.

MAN:  Men argued for 2000 years over whether the earth was flat, round, triangular and every other geometric shape.  The earth was finally confirmed circular or round in 1492 AD by Christopher Columbus, over 2000 years after the Bible said it was.

VERDICT:  Christopher Columbus, Aristotle and the Greek "geniuses" that all wasted time on this question for two milleniums are all, wait for it..........IDIOTS!!!

2.   HYDROLOGICAL CYCLE:

BIBLE:  "All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full;  To the place from which the rivers come, there they return again". - Ecclesiastes 1:7.  The book of Ecclesiastes was written between 971-931 BC.  This verse clearly describes the hydrological cycle we know of today.

MAN:  "The water cycle, also known as the hydrologic cycle, describes the continuous movement of water on, above and below the surface of the Earth. Since the water cycle is truly a "cycle," there is no beginning or end" is man's definition of the hydrological cycle.  Bernard Palissy was the braniac scientist credited with its discovery in the 16th century or 2400 years after the Bible described it.

VERDICT:  Bernard Palissy is an IDIOT!!!  He would probably roll over in his pagan grave had he known how much time he had wasted researching and writing on this elementary subject.  Moron!

3.  VAST NUMBER OF STARS IN THE UNIVERSE:

BIBLE:  "And as the stars of the sky CANNOT BE COUNTED and the sand on the seashore cannot be measured, so will I multiply the descendants of my servant David and the Levites who minister before me". - Jeremiah 33:22.  The book of Jeremiah was written between 630-580 BC and clearly let's anyone smart enough to read the Bible know that you cannot count the number of stars.

MAN:  For thousands of years up to and including today, man has been trying to put a real number on the stars in the solar system.  As of this year the number was at 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or more.  Are you kidding me?  How about this...YOU CAN'T COUNT THEM ALL, MORONS!!!!!

VERDICT:  Any astrologer from Galileo on is an IDIOT for wasting time trying to count stars, writing articles and books on counting stars and for making other idiots believe you can count all the stars.  We have now wasted around 2600-2700 years on this subject!!!

4.  PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE OF BLOOD IN LIFE PROCESSES:

BIBLE:  "For the life of a creature IS IN THE BLOOD, and I have given it to you to make atonement for yourselves on the altar;  It is the blood that makes atonement for one's life". - Leviticus 17:11.  The book of Leviticus was written between 1440-1400 BC and clearly states that the blood in a creature is the key to life.

MAN:  "Blood sustains life.  It delivers oxygen, nutrients and other essential substances including vitamins and medicines to the different cells in the body.  A deficiency in the supply or quality of blood will impair the quality of life and even compromise life itself".  Well, isn't that an unbelievable, life altering statement made by some "genius" 2500 years after the Bible already told us?  What would we do without the "genius" of man?

VERDICT:  All the doctors, scientists and researchers that wasted time coming up with this groundbreaking discovery 2500 years after the Bible are...wait for it........................IDIOTS!!!!!

5.  ATMOSPHERIC CIRCULATION

BIBLE:  "The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually , and the wind returneth again according to His circuits". - Ecclesiastes 1:6.  Again, the book of Ecclesiastes was written between 971-931 BC.

MAN:  English scientist George Hadley (1685-1768 AD) described the trade winds and was given credit for the discovery of atomospheric circulation in 1753 AD.

VERDICT:  Mr. Hadley, you and everyone before you that wasted so much time and energy on this very elementary subject, are indeed IDIOTS!!!!!

6.  GRAVITATIONAL FIELD:

BIBLE:  "He spreads out the northern skies over empty space; He SUSPENDS THE EARTH OVER NOTHING". - Job 26:7.  The book of Job was written between 1657-1473 BC.

MAN:  The cause of gravity was researched in the 16th century by Galileo, in the 17th century by Sir Isaac Newton and was finally confirmed in 1915 AD by Einstein.  From 1500 BC to 1915 AD there were stories of an animal or giant holding up the earth and countless other myths as to how the world was suspended in the air and rotated.

VERDICT:  Einstein, Galileo and Newton were all IDIOTS!!!!  How many research papers, math equations, hours staring into space and books did these bafoons write about a subject that had been answered thousands of years before and more importantly answered by one book.  Morons!!!!!

You get the point of this article at this point, I'm sure.  I'll save some time and space by rattling off a few more of the scientific subjects it has taken man thousands of years to answer when the Bible had already stated these answers in its scripture:

1.  Only in recent years has science discovered that everything we see is composed of invisible atoms.  Scripture tells us that "the things which are seen were not made of things which do appear". - Hebrews 11:3
2.  Medical science has only recently discovered that blood clotting in a newborn reaches its peak on the 8th day, then drops.  The Bible consistently says in 55-60 verses that a baby must be circumcised on the 8th day.  The following are some of those verses:  Philippians 3:5, Luke 1:59, Luke 2:21.
3.  Science has discovered that stars emit radio waves which are received on earth as  high pitch sounds.  In Job 38:7 God says, "when the morning stars sang together...".
4.  Most cosmologists (scientists who study the structures and evolution of the universe) agree that the Genesis account of creation, in imagining an initial void, may be uncannily close to the truth". - Time Magazine 1976.
5.  Science expresses the universe in five terms:  time, space, matter, power and motion.  Genesis 1:1-2 revealed such truths to the Hebrews in 1450 BC:  "In the beginning (time) God created (power) the heaven (space) and the earth (matter); And the spirit of God moved (motion) upon the face of the waters".  The first thing God tells man is that He controls all aspects of the universe.

We'll get into dinosaurs in another article and whether they lived 100,000,000 years ago or 6,000 years ago.  I don't think your small brainwashed minds could handle it.  The moral of this story is men in all there infinite wisdom are IDIOTS.  There is a book that has all the answers to every question you have about the earth and life.  It's roughly 1200 pages long.  There have probably been 100,000 books spanning millions of pages written by "geniuses" to answer these same questions.  Read it and see for yourself and stop listening to IDIOTS that tell you that the Bible is just a bunch of nice words and rules that was concocted by crazy people to keep you in line.  Every book ever written on Evolution is nothing but a man's opinion and man made drawings that have no scientific evidence to back it up.  Absolutely none.  Not one Bible fact has ever been disproven by science.  It's just a bunch of IDIOTS that get paid to find the next big discovery and that jockey for the next Science or Nobel award so they can say they are a "genius".  Don't be an IDIOT, educate yourself with the only book that has, does and ever will matter in life.  That's my opinion, I could be wrong.  Wait for it.......................NOT!!!!!

This has been a Public Service Announcement from yours truly,

The Rev

Answer Me This!?

That's it.... A short pic post!


ANgRY BRaDY

Idiots At Starbucks

So I'm sitting at Starbucks waiting for someone and it occurs to me "What better time to write down my observations of idiots!"

So my thumbs of hate kick in on my iPhone.

A 20 minute visit to Starbucks is all it takes to accumulate fodder for this site.

I'm sure there are other places as well that would warrant a post as well, but here I am.

Idiot #1

An Indian guy walks in, dot not feather. I go back to my phone. He orders a Caramel Cappuccino. These don't exist so the barista tries to clarify and he gets bothered because he's busy multitasking a conversation on his Bluetooth.

Now he gets all flustered. How dare they mess up the conversation he's having?

Fucktard.

(I'm sure this sounded racist but really, idiots come in all skin colors.)

Idiot #2

Now a Barista has struck up a conversation with another coworker. It seems like every location has one of these baristas on hand. The jaded could-be-a-lesbian. These are the ladies who are just there to slave over your coffee whim. They're not there conversation or a smile. They have the attitude of "Get your coffee and go, breeder."

Anyway, ten minutes goes on about various topics such as smoke breaks, no raises in the future and how her girlfriend works at the other location and she's about ready to quit.

Come on. I'm right here. I don't want to hear this shit.

(idiots are idiots no matter what sexual preference.)

Idiot #3

The guy who comes in for just a coffee with his friend and bitches the entire time, before ordering, during ordering and after ordering about the outrageous price of a coffee at Starbucks. Don't fucking come here douche bag. I know it's more than other places but I think it's worth it. The guy doesn't shut up about it, all the way out to his new Lexus.

(Money can't buy you out of idiocy.)

Idiot #4

A lady enters with three kids dressed in parochial school uniforms. It's early morning so they're probably due at school soon. She orders a coffee for herself and treats for the kids. This is a decent size Starbucks and there's plenty of seats but of course she decides to plop the spawn by me. Five minutes of bratty kids trying to scarf down their cookies while they whine about the other having more chips than them, how Zach is looking at Maddy funny while the other unnamed retard sits there making fart noises. I guess she didn't know they have a drive-thru.

(Idiots breed)

Now of course there were some non-idiot people who came in. Two.

One of them includes me.

(Some idiots blog about shit no one else cares about.)

-Darth

Google, Groupon and The Take Over of The Internet? - UPDATED!

UPDATED AT BOTTOM

Do you know what Groupon is? If not than leave this site and go back to reading the newspaper. 

Yesterday, rumors began to stir in places like the New York Times say that Google is offering Groupon $5,000,000,000 - $6,000,000,000 to acquire the company. (Thats $5 - $6 billion) As I write this they are talking about it on NPR's Market Place.

Groupon is one of the coolest "new" ideas on the internet. "New" in that is a fairly new service, starting in 2008 and "new" in that although I'm sure someone could dig up a earlier version of its services, Groupon was the first that penetrated into as many markets as deeply as they have.

Ok, if you really don't know what Groupon is; its a group-buy type service wherein consumers buy a "groupon" that gives them access to some product or service at a significant discount, typical 40-50%. The group part plays in by the fact that we only get the groupon if enough people buy in.

Now, do you know who Google is? 

If you read here with any frequency you know that Angry Brady would tell you that they are the devil. 

I don't know about that. I typically don't subscribe to the demonization of really anything. I tend to doubt that any company or person is as evil as they can be portraited...

but...

I really don't want Google fucking up Groupon. I don't want Google or any one company in charge of every-fucking-thing I do online. I don't want to hear my kids refer to the whole of the internet as "Google" like my mom calls it "Facebook".

This acquisition will be the biggest Google has made yet, but I don't think it will really put a dent into their piggy bank. If they are ready and willing to spend that kind of jack to increase their long-term ad revenue potential, how far will they really go?

Is Craigslist or Wikipedia next? I read that Amazon might be. Or how about Microsoft, eBay? Not to mention all the european and asian service/sites that most of us are not even familiar with.

They have the resources and the greed to buy them all.

The question is, even though we are a free market and capitalist and all that, should we (Americans, Europeans and Asians, et al) let one company buy up all the innovation in the internet? Do we really want to have one company decide which sites we have access to, because obviously the potential take overs listed above are friendly, for-profit ones, there is nothing to say they couldn't buy up a site to later shut it down.

Yes, yes, I know that the SEC and the Justice Dept. have jurisdiction to prevent that, but only if the merger would constitute a monopoly, which in case you haven't noticed, they tend to let just about every merger go through.

So, what do you think? Do you want Google to control the internet?

UPDATE

On Friday, Groupon announced that it REJECTED Googles take-over offer and that it plans to remain an independent company. It may make an Initial Public Offering in 2011, but will wait until after the first of the year to make any such announcement. YAY! Suck it Google.

The Chief