Time To Bitch-Slap the World, Again?

Kim Jong Il has got a big pair, doesn't he? Figuratively anyway, as we all know that asians are not typically well endowed.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has some fucking nerve too. Shifty little election stealing prick. Who does he think he is George W. Bush?

While I was vacationing in the glory that is Mexico; land of sun, smiles, sand and drug lords, the rest of the world went to hell in the proverbial hand basket. Thankfully, I didn't worry myself with the triviality that is life-not-on-vacation, but when I got back people started asking me questions about what was going on. All looking for an answer...an asshole's answer... the answer that they are all thinking and too PC chicken shit to say.

NUKE EM!

I think its time. Really. Its been over sixty years since we kicked some real ass, and boys and girls I'm afraid its time to again. The media tells us that our world image is seriously tarnished and I completely agree. No one is afraid of us anymore. Thanks GW! But we can fix that. It won't be pretty though, but we can repair our image just like we originally built it. Kicking some fucking ass.

People, you have to remember, the United States has been like a father to the rest of the world for the last 100 years, except for our dickhead step brothers the Russians. One thing that all GOOD, EFFECTIVE fathers do is instill a deep, strong yet warm sense of fear in his children. Fear that if they screw up, Dad will slap them right in the mouth, or make them go out and cut a switch. But unfortunately due to our shitty planet parenting of the last dozen or so years, our parental influence has become more akin to that of an old, fat wrestling coach that keeps threatening to pin you but can't move fast enough to even catch you.

So I say we give Lil' Kim the attention he so desperately wants and FLATTEN HIS FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY. You watch. If we do (which we won't) Iran will shut the fuck up and eat its broccoli just like you did after your Dad smacked the shit out of your older brother at Thanksgiving.

Happy Fathers' Day!

With All Due Respect,
The Chief