Celebrities with Opinions

Rant #1: Celebrities with Opinions

Celebrities.
Fuck them.
More importantly, fuck their opinions.
Who do they think they are? I know, I know. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but the douche bags think theirs is more important than everyone else’s.
Here’s a list of these dumb fucks: Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Matt Damon, Harry Belafonte, Sean Penn. The list goes on.
Whether it’s the war or various policies here at home they’re always bitching about how shitty America is. I love when they spew about how great Hugo Chavez is or how stupid Sarah Palin was. What a relief the election is over, I couldn’t take it anymore. Perhaps they will shut their mouths now that Obama is going to be in the White House. Not likely though.

You know what’s worse? People who follow these fuckers blindly:
“Well, I liked him in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. He must be an expert on Iraq!”
“She looks good on the red carpet. Her opinion on foreign policy must be solid.”
“They have a Top 10 hit? They know best on how to fix the economy.”

Christ, people. Form your own opinion. Don’t listen to these dildos. Most of them are so out of touch with the real world. How do they know what the average person needs or wants? Can’t they just get back in their limos, adopt a foreign kid and check their Thetan levels?
Don’t get me started on the Scientologists. That’s a different rant altogether.

To reiterate: Fuck celebrities. They’re opinion is as meaningful to me as the guy who cuts my lawn or the chick who brews my coffee. I don’t give a shit.

Next Weeks MFICS Rant: Fantasy Football Players

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