QUICK HIT SMILE - All The Way From Egypt

Sometimes it says "greetings, I'm happy and my people love me!!!"...

But can quickly turn to "GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEERRRRRRE!!!!!"



The Rev

Bible Prophecy 101: Don't Mess With Israel. Just Ask Egypt...

Greetings pagans!!!. The Rev has been a busy little beaver lately, but there are many idiots in the world especially the ones that don't see Bible prophecy happening in the world right in front of them. That's where I come in. The subject is Egypt.

Obviously, even if you're a person that doesn't believe in the Bible, Jesus or Christianity, you do know from history the Egytians once ruled much of the world and were a great nation.  More importantly they not only persecuted the Jewish people but tried to wipe them off the face of the earth. Thank God, for God and his ol buddy Moses, that didn't happen. Anyway, the Lord says the following in the book of Exekiel about Egypt what He was going to do to Egypt for their treatment of Israel:

"It shall be the basest of the kingdoms; neither shall it exalt itself any more above the nations: for I will diminish them, that they shall no more rule over the nations." - Ezekiel 29:15

The book of Ezekial was written between 593-571 BC and that prophecy has been fulfilled over the last 2500 years as Egypt has never ruled over anyone and has been controlled by foreign powers, including the Romans, Ottomans and Europeans. Today, Egypt is again an independent nation, and it has always been an impressive nation. But since the time of Ezekiel, it no longer rules over other nations and look at them today:



That's what you get when you mess with the Lord's people, people.  See the Assyrians, the Babylonians, the Roman Empire and Ze Germans.  Your going to start seeing a lot of Bible prophecy revealed over the next several years.    Much to the shagrin of Darth, the Rev will be here to point it out from time to time.  God bless.



The Rev

NASA's Challenger Disaster, 25 Years Later. The Rev Theory...



Greetings infidels, pagans and people of the 275 religious denominations in America which would make Jesus roll over in His grave had he not risen.

It's been 25 years since NASA's Challenger debacle and since Darth posted a quick tidbit about it on another let's say "more popular" and "more happy (said in a sarcastic tone)" website, the Rev thought he'd restart the conversation on what may have happened that day of 28 January 1986.  Call it a REVrospective if you will. Don't worry, this will be short and sweet.  The following is the Wikipedia description of what happened that day to the astronauts and the teacher Mrs. Christa McAuliffe on board:

"Disintegration of the entire vehicle began after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed at liftoff. The O-ring failure caused a breach in the SRB joint it sealed, allowing pressurized hot gas from within the solid rocket motor to reach the outside and impinge upon the adjacent SRB attachment hardware and external fuel tank. This led to the separation of the right-hand SRB's aft attachment and the structural failure of the external tank. Aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter." What?  How about, "It exploded into pieces!"  Why does everyone have to try and sound so smart all the time!!!  Anyway...



Now for The Rev Theory, and no I'm not talking about the rock band minions:

I don't think this is what happened at all. After all, how can anybody know what happened to the Challenger when it was blown to bits and landed in the Atlantic Ocean only to be found in bits and pieces at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker?  I think Christa McAuliffe was the first American shoe bomber. Richard Reid's mother from another mother if you will. Now you say, "Rev, what motive would she have had?"  And I say to you, "TANG" biatches!!! Yes Tang...have you ever tasted that vile nectar of the devil?  That crap tasted like hell. For those of you that are too young to remember Tang, see Sunny D.  In 1986, we just didn't have terrorism on our minds in the homeland.  I don't think it was a coincidence that the only time we had an "outsider" on a NASA flight, it blew into friggin bits 73 seconds into flight. I mean look into her eyes...kinda scary huh?  I think she snapped when she found out Tang on the shuttle was not an urban myth.  Also, think about it, it was the ultimate stage for a terror attack. 85 percent of America was either watching or heard about the "fireworks" within one minute of it happening.

You see, the Rev thinks outside the box people.  I bet I have you thinking now, "wow, how many times did I myself want to blow my own house up when mom came home from the grocery store and I realized I'd be drinking friggin Tang for the next week?"  Food for thought people, food for thought.  Discuss...

I should be the head of Homeland Security.


The Rev

Idiot Breaking News - P. Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion for Planning 9/11 attack!

Radar Online reports:

This law suit may not make it very far up the courts.


Radar Online reports that rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs was sued for $1 trillion by a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who alleges that he date raped her 24 years ago... and then conspired with Rodney King to bring down the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.


In part, the suit alleges:


"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down... He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily."
Turks wants $900 billion for child support -- quite the expensive child -- and $100 billion in damages.

More Updates Coming, but had to get this up quick!

I Wish "I'm Surrounded By Idiots.com" was available because man...

I sure the fuck feel like it sometimes.

I've been quiet on our pages for the last several weeks because I have had so many things that I want write about / go off on that I couldn't seem to pull a decent, stand alone piece together for each of them.

So I've decided to get a couple recent things off my chest in this rant to make room for the other shit.

State of the Union, Dead Animals, Alternative Energy and Other Idiotic Subjects I Don't Care About!!!

First of all, The Chief might have to change the name of this website to TheRevsworldfullofidiots.com as I appear to be the only one posting as of late, much to the dismay of some, I'm sure. Anyway, back to the subject/s...

Listen to me co-workers, friends, aquaintences and passers bye...I didn't watch the damn State of the Union speech by The Big Idiot and I don't friggin care what he said. I know the state of our union already. It's pathetic because it is run by men. Men are stupid, egotistical, power and money hungry and only care about the objectives they are trying to get done. Our country is going in the tank and nothing a living man can do will fix it. Stop asking me if I watched or care about it. I don't. The Lord's State of the Union speech would simply be as follows:

"I told you dummies, if you turn your back on me, I'll crumble you! See Sodom & Gomorrah..."

Don't look in your Bibles for the book and verse, obviously I'm paraphrasing. Trying to remove God from the world will only lead to crap. See America...

Next, there is nothing in the Bible that says if animals start dropping dead that the world is coming to an end. Anyone that thinks that, is an idiot. I'll tell you exactly when you can start worrying about the end of the world so you all know. When you wake up one day, or your at work, or at home on the weekend watching sports and the news is abuzz that there are people missing all over the world and it's unexplained, worry. This will be a small group of people as it relates to the population of the world and it will be people you have probably chastized whether they were Christians or Jews that believed in Christ. I want to say, I may not be one of these people so don't come at me like, "Rev, what makes you so sure you're going to heaven." The Rev isn't as strong a Christian as he'd like to be sometimes and hasn't been a Christian all his life, so I may have to live through some bad times to further prove my faithfulness to the Lord. These will be people that are righteous, not perfect, but as righteous as a human can be. This is called the Rapture, when Jesus comes "like a thief in the night" and takes His church to Heaven. These people don't have to live through the crap that's going to happen when the Lord finally says, "Hell is what you want, Satan is what you want, well here you go idiots." The storms, sicknesses and all those other things the Bible talks about, people already don't believe anyway, so I'm letting you know the first sign that will finally make people say, "uh oh." Also, looking within America is not where people need to be looking for signs. Israel is the key. Watch them and how the muslim countries are treating them, then pay attention to Russia and China. When Russia joins forces with Iran and some other muslim countries to destroy Israel, the Lord is coming to defend his people. China will get involved once that starts.

Also, if I have to hear one more person speak about ways to get off the reliance of oil, I may flip out. It's not going to happen people. The next World War will start because of oil and that's it. Shut up. Stop talking about it. You're all morons. The liberal pagans have kept us from drilling for oil in our own country so the friggin animals don't lose their homes, so we buy oil from countries that hate us and that know that oil is one of the ways to break us. Going back to the last paragraph, Russia is giving nuclear and military advice and equipment to muslim countries in exchange for cheaper oil. Put the dots together people. Soon between us, Russia and especially China, the oil is going to get thin. We will soon have to fight people over oil. We don't believe in anything but money and "things" and our nation thinks we're just going to wave a magic wand and get ourselves out of this crapstorm while these other crazy ass countries are plotting our demise. George W. and Cheney knew this and knew we needed to get some control of that region and you demonized them for it. So we'll keep buying oil at any cost from our enemies and keep spending money we don't have on alternatives to oil that will never come to fruition. We have E85 cars in the marketplace now people can buy, do you see any E85 gas stations? No. Why? Because people don't give a crap; they want their Escalade with 24's and their big body Benz's. It's a waste of time. The story is already written, if people would have believed it and taught it to their children, we could have changed it. God is smarter than us though and He knew we wouldn't, which is how he knew what the story would be already.

I saw a story today that related Jared Loughner had studied assassins before he murdered the people in Arizona and almost killed Gabrielle Giffords. Now I know this will be a huge story and news pundits will debate the intricacy in which he studied these assassins and talk about how he learned from these people and strategically planned his attack. They will probably try and ban all the literature about every assassin he studied from every library and Barnes & Noble and blame the authors for his insanity. Now the truth. Loughner pulled out a gun, shot a bunch of people, was tackled by two unarmed bystanders and as he attempted to pull a new magazine of ammo out of his pocket after being tackled...a female in her 60's took the magazine out of his hand. Oh ya, he studied some great assassins alright. What would he have done had he not read about these people? Who did he read about, friggin Wile E. Coyote? The guy was a friggin bafoon that pulled out a pistol and shot into a crowd of people. That's it. Stop talking about him like he was some genius mastermind that planned his attack like he was George Washington planning the attack on the British at Valley Forge. Drama, drama, drama. America is full of it and the Rev is sick of it. You're all idiots.

The Chief posted something on another website last night as a preemptive squash to stupidity. I liked it and want to comment on it now. I guess during the Presitard's speech last night, people were posting all over the internet about rich people not being taxed enough. I'm assuming the Presitard must have in some way bashed W's tax cuts to people that make over $150,000 a year. Listen morons, the reason W. did that is because rich people create jobs. If you give companies tax breaks, they will spend that money on hiring people and putting money back into their business. Poor people don't create jobs. For the record, the Rev is not in this pay bracket, so I'm not speaking for myself. Let it go, people. We can't make people that have done well for themselves or whose families have done what families are supposed to do and plan and build wealth so that their children can keep the legacy going be penalized for their success. We and our parents and their parents have had the same chance as everyone else to do well in life. Some have done better than others. This shouldn't mean that somehow they should have to pay for people that have no gumption, no fight and no will to do something for themselves. If big, strong government that involves itself in everything worked, Russia would rule the current world, Rome wouldn't have fallen or the Eastern hemisphere would be speaking German. Maybe us and our ancestors should have listened to the verse Mark 9:23 "If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth." It's funny how much sense that little book makes sense sometimes...

I think that just about wraps up my ranting for the night. Maybe the other guys will see some idiots soon and feel like talking about them.



The Rev

SCIENTARDS' BIGGEST LIE: Dinosaurs Are Millions of Years Old. THE WORLD'S BIGGEST IDIOTS: Those of You That Believe It...

Greetings pagans, atheists, scientists, paleantologists, evolutionists, big bangers and all you other jackasses that that spew your intellectual stupidity all over the world.  It's your old buddy the Rev with your daily dose of "up yours with a fossil!"  The lesson today morons is Bible 101:  Dinosaurs Are God's Creation.

Okay so for years our children have been taught that one of the biggest reasons the Bible can't be true is because it doesn't speak of dinosaurs.  That is the number one thing a non believer says to me when we talk about it.  Little do they know, the Rev ain't playin.  Now this is just as much Christians' fault as the science geeks because Christian scholars have tried to compromise with science and put things in the newer translations of the Bible that are not true, that God didn't say.  We expect to talk about Jesus and salvation but as I've always said, we don't teach the prophecy and history of the Word that people can actually see that has or is happening to raise an eyebrow to the truth of the Bible.  That's where I and few others come in.  So here we go.  Pay attention and stop playing with your telescope trying to count the frakin stars (thanks for that word Chief, you may live to regret that one).


The Bible does speak of dinosaurs, in fact it speaks of three animals that no longer exist that can only be dinosaurs.  The first is the Behemoth.  The second is the Livyathan.  The third is Tinnayan, which is translated as "dragon", "serpent", "sea monster", "dinosaur", "great creature" and "reptile.  Man created the name dinosaur in 1841 AD.  Since the Bible was written between 1450 B.C. and 95 A.D. more than 3000 years before man created the word dinosaur, it appears as in my post a couple of months ago, scientards are idiots.  When will you people learn the Bible is never wrong.  Now you say, "Rev, can you back these claims up with scripture?"  My answer is, "Don't I always?"  If there is one thing you will always get from me is proof, not unproven guessing and theory like scientards.

The Behemoth is spoken of in Job 40:15-24.  It's attributes are as follows:
1.  It "eats grass like an ox"
2.  It "moves its tail like a cedar tree"  (This is a very important attribute as you need to picture a tail as big as a cedar tree because dimwitted men have tried to lie and say this is an elephant or hippopotamus)
3.  Its "bones are like beams of bronze, his ribs like bars of iron."
4.  "HE IS THE FIRST OF GOD'S WAYS"  This phrase in the original Hebrew implied that behemoth was the "biggest" animal created.
5.  "He lies under the lotus trees, in a covert of reeds and marsh."
6.  "Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play."
7.  "He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed and fens."
8.  "Behold he drinketh up a river and hasteth not, he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan in his mouth."
9.  He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares."
Some liberal translations of the Bible and scientists as I said, have translated this as elephant or hippo but clearly these two animals have small tails that look nothing like a long tapered tree trunk and don't have bones like bronze and ribs like iron.  The cedar tree was the largest most magnificent tree in the ancient world.  Now you won't find a living animal with a tail like a cedar but you will find in your children's dinosaur books, many.  Let's see what an elephant or hippo would look like if they had fit this description.  The Rev has visuals!!!

 
So were done with that scientardal nonsense I guess, wouldn't you say?  Let's move on...

The Leviathan is spoken about in Job 41, Psalm 104:25-26 and Isaiah 27:1.  Here is a partial description of it as noted in the Bible:
1.  "No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up."
2.  "Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?"
3.  "His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted."
4.  "His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning.  Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out.  Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes.  His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth."
5.  "Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart or javelin.  He regards iron as straw and bronze as rotten wood.  The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him.  Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins."
6.  "On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear."
7.  He "played" in the "great wide sea" (notice it says sea, not river)
8.  He is a "reptile that is in the sea."
This animal is guessed by man to be an alligator or crocodile.  There are a couple of problems with that guess.  Alligators and Crocs mouths can be open with a simple punch to the snout or poke to the eye (pussies).  Also, let's face it, a sword, arrow, dart or javelin can definitely hurt an alligator or croc and most importantly, alligators and crocs can be tamed to the point of putting on shows for people at some ridiculous zoo attraction.  The Bible also says it lives in the great SEA, not a river like alligators and crocs.  Also, alligators and crocs spend a good amount of time on land.  The word "reptile" used is a Hebrew word "Tanniyan" which shows the Leviathan was a "dragon."  Also, I've never heard of a smoke or fire breathing alligator or croc.  Many fossil dinosaur skulls contain unexplained, empty passages.  Scientards have not been able to guess the reason for these passages.  Would it make sense that some dinosaurs used these passages as "gas tanks" for the combustible mixture used to "breathe smoke or hot air?"  Maybe, maybe not.  History has been filled with stories of dragons though, which at least gives it some credibility.  Wouldn't past ages have created stories of fire breathing lions, tigers or bears, oh my?!!!  Nobody did because the dragon stories are probably based on some type of truth although probably not your typical dragon say as in Beowulf or Puff the Magic Dragon.  This definitely doesn't describe the modern day alligator or croc.  This description most accurately describes the Kronosaurus based on research.  Visual numero dos:

Stuff that in your alligator bag!

Tanniyan is the most interesting description of these three.  As I said before, it has been translated as dinosaur, dragon, reptile, great creature and sea monster since its original use.  This would lead one to believe it was a general description for many types of animals in that time.  Many animals were not called by their now known names back when the Bible was written.  Man has created names for them as they have studied the Hebrew and Greek descriptions of them and gone from there.  For example, "namer" is now cheetah and "akbar is now mouse.  The English translation of the Bible kept Behemoth because no known creature at the time met the description.

The truth is people, that God created man and the animals within 24 hours of each other.  The Bible clearly says that in Genesis 1.  Before sin, all animals and men lived on earth together in harmony.  Based on Bible research, the world as we know it was created roughly 6,000 years ago, not millions of years ago.  There have been fossils of man found in the same layers of earth as dinosaurs, but you won't hear about that.  You have to search for that type of info because the liberal world wants you to believe that dinosaurs and man did not live together because that would give great credibility to the Creation belief.  Someone saying to you that a dinosaur fossil is 100 million years old is a guess, it's unproven.  Since fossils have started being "carbon dated" they give dates of only a few thousand years old?  Science is proving itself wrong.  The other night I was watching a 60 Minutes episode about Jack Horner.  He was the guy who advised on the Jurassic Park movies and was said to be the guy the character of "Alan Grant" was based on.  He breaks open dinosaur bones looking for DNA and cells that are alive because he wants to make a dinosaur.  Yes, he wants to make a dinochicken.  Jackass!!!  Anyway, him and a woman (Ms. Schweitzer) he works with who deals in DNA have indeed found cells and DNA alive inside bones they say are 65 million years old.  Really?  I mean, really?  DNA alive after 65 million years?  Do you think these people are grasping at straws?  I mean come on you idiots, isn't it much more realistic to think if DNA could last a long period of time, say 6000 years, it definitely can't last 65 frakin million years.  Also, the same science that says the earth is hundreds of millions of years old, has also said a planet couldn't sustain its natural energy supply that long.  Make up your minds. 

You people really have to stop lying to people.  You really need to read the Bible and uncover truths about this and a lot more so you know both sides.  I assure you, one side makes much more sense based on tuth.  You can't remove the Lord from the world he created, no matter how many books you write, no matter how educated the minions are that you stick in our universites to teach this crap to our children and no matter how much you really believe the lies you tell so that you keep getting money for more research and more awards to put on your shelves.  Just as you sit there and say "Rev, you don't know all this for sure."  I sit here and say, "neither do you."  The difference is, me being wrong doesn't send my kids and I to Hell.  Yours does.  You allow your children to not have a mind of their own by telling them and letting them be taught that Jesus is a "superhero" of myth as my new favorite comedian Ricky Gervais so eloquently stated in one of our videos.  The Chief says above the video "this one will make you think."  It does make me think.  It makes me think that people are stupid in all levels of life.  People you love, you like, you look up to, you envy and you hate.  There's people everywhere being lied to and lying to themselves that there is no God and that somehow man has all the answers.  Gervais asks "if there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?"  The answer is, he didn't.  Your mind and the intellectual BS you've been fed all your life does.  Man says if I can't see it, it must not be true; but we believe in aliens.  Man says if there is war, strife and unequalness; how can there be a God?  The answer is God has already told us in His Word there will be war, strife and unequalness until the end of time. We ask, why would he let that happen?  The answer is, he didn't.  It's because of man.  The smart, brilliant, all knowing, all seeing, intellectual, genius mind of man.  They've destroyed God's world, mocked His commandments, made fun of His children that believe, persecuted His people (the Jews) and cursed His name...and they will pay.  Man may not bow today, or tomorrow, but he will bow to the Lord.  God bless each and every one of you idiots!!!!

P.S - This has been a Public Service Announcement from Yours Truly,



The Rev