I Hate Everyone In Hollywood But This Guy!!! Oh and Halle Berry, REER!!!

Greetings pagans!!!  As most people in my life know, The Rev is not into Hollywood, celebrities, or celebrity gossip in general.  However, last night I saw something amazing and today I read something that made me want to post on the most appropriate website for this kind of idiocy.

Yesterday, after a plethora of football watching combined with a little Pastor John Hagee, I found myself about 6:45pm wondering what to watch on television.  After scanning for a bit, I noticed the Golden Globe Awards were on and hesitantly, I decided to watch it at 7pm.  It should be noted, I waited for the pre-show to be off as The Rev would never watch the freak parade they call the Red Carpet for even a second.  Anyway, when the show opened, out comes the host, Ricky Gervais.  After a short hello, this guy starts just ripping everyone from Charlie Sheen, to the Hollywood Scientologists and even the Hollywood Foreign Press, who hired him.  His jokes were absolutely hilarious.  Suddenly, I can't wait for him to show back up after the fake, overdressed, over makeuped "stars" presented and accepted their awards.  Now I know who Gervais is as far as knowing he originally created The Office in Britain.  I've never seen his version but have watched probably 10 episodes of the American version which I think is very well done.  Other than that, I know he came out with a movie a year or two ago that flopped.  Where has this guy been all my life?  His wit and willingness to obliterate the talent sitting right in front of him was amazing.  Everything I would say had I been the host, he said.  Everything that these stars have dreamt in their nightmares, he said.  This guy had all those pretencious, self indulgant, arrogant movie stars shaking in their dresses and tuxes saying to themselves "not me, please not me."  I loved it and I am now a life long Ricky Gervais fan.  I will follow his career from now until Hollywood blacklists him.

Now tonight I read that his jokes were not taken well, that he won't be invited back and that he "crossed the line."  That's caca de toro!!!  He was the only reason I watched and I'm sure there were many more people who felt the same.  I'm reading he made Johnny Depp mad, the HFPA mad and that they had no idea about most of his jokes.  It really pisses me off that these people are so full of themselves that there has actually been this type of reaction to the genius of his jokes.  If I want to see ass kissing, tea bagging, non-deserved pandering to a celebrity, I'll watch friggin Jay Leno or David Letterman.  One of those guys would tell Depp that Cry Baby was the best movie they had ever seen.  This further proves my point that everyone in Hollywood is a friggin idiot and that anyone who looks up to them, spends anytime having conversations about them (other than The Rev's post of course) or teaches their children to want to be like them, is a pinhead idiot also!!!

In closing, bravo Ricky!  Well done.  You probably don't care, but you've made a fan for life and that's saying a lot.  If you knew The Rev, you'd know outside Jesus, my family and some of my close friends, I don't have much use for the ignorant people of this world.  To the NFPA, do yourselves a favor and invite this guy back and stop pandering to the jackasses in Hollywood.  Those dopes will show up no matter what to have their pictures taken and listen to you and all the other idiots scream, cry and tell them how fabulous they are.  This type of hypocracy makes me sick and I'll stop there before I start cursing!!!!!  Oh what the hell, you pretentious fuckers!!! 



The Rev

Now Here's The Real NEWS Story!!

In researching the new and fast growing technology field, in which I'm interested in pursuing a career some day, when I grow up and get a real 21st Century job to replace the 14th Century career path I have possessed for what seems like at least 600 years now... I came across this piece of, admittedly even for Angry's idea of insanity, down right whackadoodleness..... and of which only a trip to the actual website is the only way to get the full effect and do it proper justice!!! Be sure to check out the website real well, extracting all of the glory these psychonauts have to offer!! I think it'll be right up The Chief's and Darth's Atheistic ALLEY'S!! Since ya know, if you ain't going anywhere except the cold earth. when you go off to meet your non-maker. What could give a Niche'esque type leaning person more hope than this shit!!! ??Without further a-due I present to you ...... LifeNaut
FAQ’s | LifeNaut

P.S. One won't get the full effect of the website when viewed on a smartphone,etc.

Just Putting This One Out There

thought I noticed some similarities...

This Week in Idiocy

John Boehner

John Edwards

Fred Phelps

Jared Lee Loughner

Speaker John Boehner

Yes, this idiot is the new Speaker of the House. I HATE Nancy Pelosi but at least she didn't cry in public as much as this guy. What a pussy. Just do a YouTube search with "Boehner Cry". It's hilarious.

Not now fucker! Stay here. There's more...

John Edwards

Politicians are dicks by nature. But this $400 haircut prick makes the list this week for another reason.
Not the fact that he had an affair on his wife, Elizabeth. Or the fact that he had a baby with the woman while his wife battled cancer.

Elizabeth Edwards finally died December 7th. Reports are that he was at her side when she passed.
I bet the minute after she was gone, he stepped into another room, looked from side to side, exhaled strongly and whispered
"Fuck. Finally."He may have been by her side when she passed but guess where he wasn't...in her will.
Ha. Ha.

Fred Phelps

There are religious nuts then there's THIS guy. He's the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. These are the idiots who picket soldier's funerals with signs such as "Thank GOD for DEAD Soldiers", "Fag Sin = 9/11" and "Thank God for IEDs". Why hasn't someone shot this idiot? For every one of you christian folk out there there's an asshole like this guy and his entire family making you look a little less reasonable... Hate AND the bible. How does this constantly go together, century after century? I don't get it.
I may SAY some bad things about people but I WISH bad things on this fucker and his entire family of nutballs.
Someone needs to go all Jared Lee Loughner on these fuckers.
AAANNNDD finally...
My Final Thoughts: Jared Lee Loughner!
Most people, who read this text, forget in the next 2 second!
The population of dreamers in the United States of America is less than 5%!
If 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,618 is the year in B.C.E. then the previous year is 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,619 B.C.E.
987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,618 is the year in B.C.E.
Therefore, the previous year of 987,123,478,961,876,341,234,098,601,978,619 B.C.E.
If B.C.E. years are unable to start then A.D.E. years are unable to begin.
B.C.E. years are unable to start.
Thus, A.D.E. years are unable to begin.
If A.D.E. is endless in year then the years in A.D.E. don't cease.
A.D.E. is endless in year.
Therefore, the years in A.D.E. don't cease.
If I teach a mentally capable 8 year old for 20 consecutive minutes to replace an alphabet letter with a new letter and pronunciation then the mentally capable 8 year old writes and pronounces the new letter and pronunciation that's replacing an alphabet letter in 20 consecutive minutes.
I teach a mentally capable 8 year old for 20 consecutive minutes to replace an alphabet letter with a new letter and pronunciation.
Thus, the mentally capable 8 year old writes and pronounces the new letter and pronunciation that replaces an alphabet letter in 20 consecutive minutes.
Every human who's mentally capable is always able to be treasurer of their new currency.
If you create one new currency then you're able to create a second new currency.
If you're able to create second new currency then you're able to create third new currency.
You create one new currency.
Thus, you're able to create a third new currency.
You're a treasurer for a new currency, listener?
You create and distribute your new currency, listener?
You don't allow the government to control your grammar structure, listener?
If you create one new language then you're able to create a second new language.
If you're able to create a second new language then you're able to create a third new language.
You create one new language.
Thus, you're able to create a third new language.
All humans are in need of sleep.
Jared Loughner is a human.
Hence, Jared Loughner is in need of sleep.
Sleepwalking
If I define sleepwalking then sleepwalking is the act or state of walking, eating, or performing other motor acts while asleep, of which one is unaware upon awakening.
I define sleepwalking.
Thus, sleepwalking is the act or state of walking, eating, or performing other motor acts while asleep, of which one is unaware upon awakening.
I'm a sleepwalker - who turns off the alarm clock.
All conscience dreaming at this moment is asleep.
Jared Loughner is conscience dreaming at this moment.
Thus, Jared Loughner is asleep.
Terrorist
If I define terrorist then a terrorist is a person who employs terror or terrorism, especially as a political weapon.
I define terrorist.
This, a terrorist is a person who employs terror or terrorism, especially as a political weapon.
If you call me a terrorist then the argument to call me a terrorist is Ad hominem.
You call me a terrorist.
Thus, the argument to call me a terrorist is Ad hominem.
Every United States Military recruit at MEPS in Phoenis is receiving one mini bible before the tests.
Jared Loughner is a United States Military recruit at MEPS in Phoenix.
Therefore, Jared Loughner is receiving one mini bible before the tests.
I didn't write a belief on my Army application, and the recruiter wrote on the application; None.
The majority of citizens in the United States of America have never read the United States of America's Constitution.
You don't have to accept the federalist laws.
Nonetheless, read the United States of America's Constituion to apprehend all of the current treasonous laws.
You're literate, listener?

Do I really need to write anything about this guy? The above Cut and Paste sums it all up.

-Darth

Quick Hit Smile - Arizona Edition

It makes people ask themselves..."How

batshit crazy is this idiot?"

The Rev

Unfortunately Named Website - Arizona Shooting

Having been out of town and not watching or reading the news for the past few days, I googled "Arizona shooting overview" and this was in the top four hits.

You just never know whats going to become a common phrase these days.

Mass Animal Deaths - WTF Is the Reverend Right After All?

"...It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...I feel fine...."

Every time I read about another mass animal death, I hear this song in my head; whispering in the background.

And then I realize, how stupid that is.

I am happy that there is really nothing crazy going on in the world right now, but could we please find something for the news media to entertain themselves with until the next big terrorist attack because I am sick of reading about piles of dead birds.